• *Quietly coughs into elbow*
Supervisor:
Go ahead and log out for me.
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    • My dad has been sick for a few days now and is going to the hospital to get checked for this crap. I’m real scared. He isn’t the healthiest person but I believe he will be alright. The thought of life without my dad is terrifying. I love him so much. Just needed to tell someone how I’m feeling.
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    • WTF THESE HOES ARE EVOLVING IT WONT EVEN LET ME REPORT THE COMMENTS THIS MEANS WAR
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    • Basically what its like working in nursing homes rn
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    • Haha corporatism in America is detrimental to its employees health and safety.
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    • Had a super loud, long lasting, chronic cough just before everything hit the fan. Company sent a memo if you're sick to get paid sick time off. Managers just told me to stop coughing
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    • For sec i thought i pissed someone off again with all the notification spam
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    • Management positions like his need to be removed. Let me do my job in peace your picky pricks
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    • I coughed this morning thinking it would be a normal cough and then I sounded like a goose
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    • Why is that bad?! It means I get to go home!
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    • Imagine letting the government brainwash you into thinking that coughing/sneezing/social contact is bad...
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    • Update #2: Got a call from the Doc today, he does not have COVID. I am so happy. He is still super sick but this has taken a huge weight of grief off my shoulders. Thanks everyone for the support, I really appreciate it.
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    • I got a head ache and they told me I wasn’t aloud to come back till I got a corona test
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    • Me:
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    • This happened to me back in March
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    • That soft touch on the shoulder, and the calm female voice: “Go ahead and log out for me” shit gives me nightmares. Legit afraid to be playing games on the computer
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    • I work as a stocker at a grocery store and started getting a bad cough out of no where. So I told management I was taking time off to get myself tested for anything bad. I came out clear but was told I could take up to 2 weeks off if I needed it so here I am on a mini vacation.
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    • TheRoost 7 jul
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    • I’d say that would be awesome during any other situation, but the covid layoffs are crazy bro
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    • That's the dream
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    • Yeah not at my job lol we are understaffed and I’m sure they wouldn’t let me ( a manager) go home they suck tbh
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    • lmao I threw up in the parking lot the other day and told my boss and he made me go back to work
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    • I have corona. Its kinda sick ngl
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    • Log out FOR YOU? Am I doing YOUR work?
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    • Haha my supervisor has seen me having full on coughing fits, didn't say or do shit
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    • For real. I was sick for a few days and my boss made me take 2 weeks off. Chilling at home getting paid for nothing
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    • Alright! Going home early!
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    • Omg I covered my laughing with coughing too
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    • Me in 5th grade playing happy wheels on unblocked games.com
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    • We were open throughout the entirety of the panic, and didn’t really get shit for it. Everyone else got to stay home and or file unemployment that made more than we did working during it, and for us to go home we had to have paperwork proving having corona.
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    • Lol my job has 2 people with covid and no one has cleared the store at all.
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    • Keanu chungus wholesome 100 reddit moment i beat up a kid that said minecraft bad and my doggo bit him so i gave him snaccos and we watched pewdiepie together while in elon musk’s cyber truck talking about how superior reddit memers are : “haha emojis bad” i said and keanu reeves came outta nowhere
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    • Yeah right they dont give a fuck at all
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    • Lol when i thought i had been exposed they wouldnt let me leave. Tf is this?
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    • Got my own office, dont gotta worry about it
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    • Yo i noticed this one time but then I forgot about it and you just brought it back, inside of my elbow to my wrist is a perfect fit
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    • When the teacher caught you on coolmath games instead of working on your powerpoint
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    • Can confirm this is true for me
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    • I wish, literally had an asthma attack at work today because of the extra smoke from the 4th, a wildfire, masks and stress from a busy day. Still was forced to close
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    • My manager be like: want more hours???
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    • I wish I could long out permanently
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    • Ay I was in the bath and Easily able to try. Yeah, it’s pretty similar.
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    • I send people home if they wanna go home and it’s slow. Or if they are actually actually sick
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    • No worries that unemployment comes in real nice
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    • Even with deppresion fueled thoughts pounding that gave me a good fucking laugh😂
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    • Stop being afraid of covid goddamn this aint the black plague
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    • You guys he legit DM me with a turtle!!! He is so with the shits! Like not the nudes, I mean not like I know I never liked them, a friend does, yeah a friend of mines does it and tells me it's fake of course .
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    • My best friend had a sore throat from a football tournament and my work made her stay home for 2 weeks in quarantine
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    • I was checking my grades before and I got kicked off the computers for a day I had a high B
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    • I hear people cough all the time at my job. They don’t give a fuck lmao
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    • Tf?
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    • Lmao as if they cared
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    • Ngl right after my restaurant opened back up, I got sent home because I had a really minor sore throat. Manager was just like ok bye have fun at home today.
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    • Yo Forreal they sent an entire team home cause one person came in contact. It’s not even paid leave they are gonna be out for a month
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    • I don’t get it
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    • I have had this happen it is scary
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    • Idk why but I love the fuck outta this meme
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    • *Goes to quietly cough into elbow but completes the suction on your mouth and arm and makes a loud fart noise, alerting everyone around you*.
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    • I cough either because my dumbass swallowed air or saliva or because for some reason my body likes to keep mucus in my throat
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    • No i am good boss man. Don’t send me home. I tell you i choked on water. I don’t have it I swear.
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    • Lmao iv been out for two weeks with covid that i caught at work and my job is refusing to pay me.
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    • I fucking wish. I can literally be full on vomiting in a public trash can and my managers say “you ok?” And then walk away
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    • Why?
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    • Back in my old job i had the stomach virus and my bosses looked at me like i was the worst piece of shit in existence to dare ask for the day off where do yall work lol
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    • Got half his email sig in a Twitter handle
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    • “You’re fired”
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    • I work on a dock with no walls, if we sneeze without covering our mouth we can get fired for it.
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    • 2 people tested positive at my work but we goin in tomorrow
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    • What does this mean
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    • Lol. This was posted March 13th.
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    • I fucking wish
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    • Good
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    • It's like the salem witch trials, you cough or sneeze theyll lynch ya
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    • based
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    • Cough louder to assert dominance
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    • Me after the employee says they ain’t going no fucking where
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