• after dying god informs you that hell is a myth,
and "everyone sins, its ok". instead the dead
are sorted into six "houses of heaven” based
on the sins they chose.
ª wpsstories
We arrived first at the House of Lust. “House"
is a misleading term. It was more of a camp,
spread over acres and acres of lush forest.
There was a white sandy beach (nude, of
course) full of copulating couples. There were
little cabins sprinkled all along the path, from
which orgasmic moans regularly came belting
out. Men with six pack abs and women with
perky breasts strolled by without even noticing
me and God. They only had eyes for each
other, tickling and pinching each other with
flirtatious giggles.
"What do you think?" God asked as we passed
a nineteen-way taking place in a pool of
champagne. Little cherubs flitted overhead
armed with mops and cleaning supplies,
thankfully. "Lust is our most popular sin.” I eyed
the supermodel-like figures of a couple passing
nearby, and could easily see why. "You can look
however you want. Hell, you can be whatever
gender you want. No fetish is too taboo, and no
desire can be denied here."
[t was quite tempting, but I wasn’t ready to
make a permanent decision here. “Let’s see the
others," I told God.
We carried on to Greed. We passed rows and
rows of mansions, each more opulent than the
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