can't see shit
126743
8 dec 2020
can't see shit
"You thought I had run out of ways to make you buy Skyrim...but now that
Skyrim is on Game Pass, you'll buy
Skyrim every single month...forever..."
OfficialCockNBallTorture OfficialCockNBallTorture
23 sep 2020
"You thought I had run out of ways to make you buy Skyrim...but now that Skyrim is on Game Pass, you'll buy Skyrim every single month...forever..."
Girls: ew, she's wearing he same outfit as me
Bo pe
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
Girls: ew, she's wearing he same outfit as me Bo pe
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast:
YSupknow, meth
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast: YSupknow, meth
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP?
ME: NOT A CHANCE!
by
punisher1977 punisher1977
8 mar
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP? ME: NOT A CHANCE! by
If your rice is too wet,
you fucked up
- Uncle Roger
2DrunkToTasteThisChicken 2DrunkToTasteThisChicken
24 sep 2020
If your rice is too wet, you fucked up - Uncle Roger
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
want water?
Gilberto Gilberto
5 mar
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do want water?
sarah schauer
@SJSchauer
When I see cat:
When the cat approaches me:
RetiredWaterNinja RetiredWaterNinja
21 sep 2020
sarah schauer @SJSchauer When I see cat: When the cat approaches me:
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go
me: so we don't have to go?
said I highly
encourage you to
4
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go me: so we don't have to go? said I highly encourage you to 4
I one-time-i-dreamt
The Independent
Climate change fight should be 'sexy' and 'fun',
Japan's new environment minister says
W-what?
Bi treocseasona
Let the man speak
I one-time-i-dreamt The Independent Climate change fight should be 'sexy' and 'fun', Japan's new environment minister says W-what? Bi treocseasona Let the man speak
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember
you forgot your backpack
mikaylahi
16 jun
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember you forgot your backpack
"The worst she could say is no"
Her:
Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race,
I would walk backwards.
"The worst she could say is no" Her: Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully.
But deep down I knew there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.
Blaze Blaze
5 mar
"It's all good in the hood" I replied cheerfully. But deep down I knew there were many socio-economic problems in the hood.
When you see a meme that shits all over you and your opinion but you can take a joke and aren't threatened by memes
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
19 nov 2020
When you see a meme that shits all over you and your opinion but you can take a joke and aren't threatened by memes
Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily
Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but cannot possibly do both." 1902
SpareParts SpareParts
23 sep 2020
Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but cannot possibly do both." 1902
InquisitorThorn InquisitorThorn
24 sep 2020
© Based on: midnight.vo
Hey man I'm amer, a player, players get chicks, I get death three from the k pop fanbase for saying the lego 'ebate sonn snu sonn
WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR KIDS WAKE UP IN THE MORNING...
IT BEGINS
lauren_mechengineer lauren_mechengineer
13 oct 2020
WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR KIDS WAKE UP IN THE MORNING... IT BEGINS