• Dating a short
girl because
she's adorable
Dating a short girl
because you have the
high ground
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    • Short girls are either angels or literal demons full of ungodly hatred. No in between
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    • Makes my dick look bigger
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    • I’m drunk for the first time in my life right now just figured y’all would want to know
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    • Dating a short girl because she’s nine
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    • Short guys are top tier cute just sayin. Idk y people dont seem to like em
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    • Or... Hear me out: Date a person based on their personality and the way they treat you.
      itzelda 4 jul
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    • Dating a short girl because you can pick her up and fuck her
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    • Short girls are hella adorable. As a 6'5" man, I want nothing more than a 5'0" girl.
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    • Only tall women for me. Need her to birth me a tank
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    • Star Wars jokes are so funny especially these high ground ones, please feature more of these I don’t think the two hundred already featured are enough
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    • Ngl I think tall girls are gorgeous. There's this girl that comes to the store I work at. She's like 6'2 and I just think she's beautiful. (I mean, she'd also be beautiful if she was short, but yeah, there can be pretty tall girls.)
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    • Why is everyone obsessed with height? I'll kiss a girl on my tippy-toes, I dont care if I'm loved.
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    • Dating a short girl cause I’m a p e d o
      Yatsuto 5 jul
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    • I’m 6’3 and the girl I like, that also for some reason likes me is 5’10, and it’s perfect
      Geay 6 jul
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    • Scientists genetically modified goats to spin spider silk from their udders.
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    • Short girls are better you can just pick them up and toss em
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    • This is why I only date girls under 14
      Jimbus 4 jul
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    • As a 5’6 guy I can relate
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    • What's y'all opinion on dating a tall girl
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    • Short girls are the best
      Qwurty 4 jul
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    • Be like “yo b****, how bout you succ on my high ground?”
      Clay7700 6 jul
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    • Well... same ground, but I upvoted the joke still
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    • I'm not that short you're just a giant
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    • Lots of starwars memes goin on.. keep it up
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    • And then there is average heigh girls like me at 5’6 rip lmao
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    • Short girls are way cuter tho
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    • Tall girls usually look better naked
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    • 7400 4 jul
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    • May I ask guys on what spectrum is generally short and what’s average? Ik you guys are different height but let’s say ur like 5’8-5’10 or something around avg
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    • I’m like 5’4 what girl am I gonna find shorter than me?
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    • Short girls are fucking cute as hell though
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    • I am 5"10 female.
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    • He’s hitting a pretty hard dab there actually it’s weird how good that looks considering it’s only a still pocture
      luhFella 4 jul
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    • Question: how do you guys feel about 5 foot girls?
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    • Being short sucks
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    • lmao imagine being confident enough in yourself to get a gf lmao couldnt be me
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    • I dated a short girl and she was a bitch. Never going for short girls ever again.
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    • Is 5’6 still short?
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    • Shortstack time
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    • Strategize brothers
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    • content not available more
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    • Im short and no one wants to date me am i missing something
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    • I'm 5 foot. I'm as smol as it gets
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    • Dating someone because you have a good connection with them
      Akame 4 jul
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    • When I see my crush again, I'm gonna ask her out. If she says yes, this meme will be perfect because she's shorter and likes star wars
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    • Dating a short girl because she looks like a child and you need to satisfy your kid diddling tendencies
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    • Short girls>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tall girls
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    • Short girls are usually tighter. “Usually being the operative word”
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    • Tall Girls are best girls.
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    • i see that yellow glow
      NiceHeh 7 jul
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    • Is 5"7 short for a girl?
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    • Well both but yeah
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    • Why not both??
      kayjjXD 7 jul
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    • Dating a short girl cause shortstacks
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    • Wow its only like I've seen this on feature 2345
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    • It’s not funny anymore
      TheFlyer 6 jul
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    • I'll never have the high ground
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    • Ha. Short. Tall. Doesn't matter. All I want to do is grill and drive around.
      Benadryl 6 jul
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    • Me at 5’5” - 😅😟 I’m in danger
      ChrisAyy 6 jul
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    • Poor tall girls that can’t find a guy their height or taller bc some short as chihuahua type of girl is wrapped around that dick already lol
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    • Every man needs to be able to carry a girl around the house and pound her everywhere once in his life. Its awsome. Fuck you fat butt bitchs.
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    • Maybe if he gave Satine the high ground for once she wouldn’t have gotten mauled
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    • *dating*
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    • I’m like 5’9
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    • I like short petite girls cause I’m a pretty small dude, 5’8 and I weigh 135lbs :/
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    • Every guy loves girls that are like 5 foot tall but y’all gonna be mad as hell when your sons are 5’5” and get cut from every sport they play past 6th grade
      wilbur1 6 jul
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    • I've not neen called by "high ground" in a long time...a long time.
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    • Both for me...
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    • Their toss able
      ARTNIBA 6 jul
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    • I only like prequel memes that point out how shitty the prequels are
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    • So do you play the tuba or saxophone in jazz band
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    • Mmmm
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    • Dating a girl despite her night because you don’t care about that kind of shit: 😎 👉
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    • That means you’re finding tall girls, let’s switch off info and go with who each other is meeting
      Tojake2 5 jul
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    • Dating a short girl but theyre still taller then me 😔
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    • Men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
      Autoneri 5 jul
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    • Dating a short girl because you’re also short
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    • I like tall girls because I’m 6’2 and if I have a kid with a y’all girl he’s gonna be a fucking giant
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    • I like tall girls
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    • Some reason I can’t be attracted to short guys like if i’m taller then them it’s not possible. I did date a short guy, I gave it a chance, but just can’t. Sorry short guys.
      BlueBal 5 jul
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    • When you are 6'4"; you always have the higher ground.
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    • This one made me chuckle
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    • Dating a short girl cause the most amazing woman ive ever met happens to be short🥰
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    • too short to say i’m the height of a model but too tall anyway 5’8 as a girl gang
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