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    • Hey guys, i know this is a meme app but i’m under some stress recently. Me n my brother share a room at my dads house, and he jerks off every morning, every night, and during the day. I’m not sure what to do, as I feel uncomfortable. Any advice?
      Pxrrot 12 sep
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    • But did you get issued your BA-11's and your PEN-15
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    • Shit for me it's been a fucking mess trying to enlist
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    • All these military bois talking about paperwork but my train-loving ass is just sittin here like "damn that switch yard is clean"
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    • Just went through this. Got out yesterday.
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    • I got out of the army 2 weeks ago!!! I did 6 years and can confirm that getting out is a BITCH
      drakeo7 12 sep
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    • It's easier to sell your life away then to buy it back
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    • Got my DD214!
      Imall469 12 sep
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    • 14 year old virgin, cannot relate.
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    • PorkSword 12 sep
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    • I just alpha qualified for the nuclear program in the navy, which is the one job that I wanted. My life has never been better, I go to meps in 2 weeks
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    • Yes goyim enlist and die for Israel
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    • I thought you served 4 years and it was over
      Bemoray 12 sep
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    • Yes but only if you go enlisted. If you go Officer side not only is it hard but the communication is often really terrible. You just have to hope you find a competent recruiter for your region.
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    • Because they really don’t want you to leave. They have a retention problem these days, and they will keep as many people in as they can, no matter what they have to do. I’ve seen people throw themselves out a window, or down the stairs in bootcamp to get out while they still could, and they were 1/2
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    • I am an ex-marine officer working for a darkweb service known as hydra hitmen but my account on this app can’t be traced back to me so it doesnt matter that i give that info away.
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    • Yeah it's the second picture for both joining and leaving
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    • The secret is to just do a line of blow off a hookers ass on 1st Sgt's desk.
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    • For the past year I’ve been trying to get into the Navy as a Nuke. But because my parents were in the military and i was under tricare and I had adhd, there was loads of paperwork, only to be told no because i had one prescription when i was six years old that makes it look like i had asthma.
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    • Former recruiter here. If you think the paperwork getting is that simple, I have bad news for y'all.
      MrSwerve 12 sep
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    • Is this implying a plethora of options to leave the military?
      Guiltyyy 12 sep
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    • Ooooooo a railway feature.
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    • Out processing sucked soooooooo much ass, especially when they started transferring where the certain places were to the other side of post
      Thrano 12 sep
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    • Lmao. I re enlisted because I was too annoyed to do SFL-TAP
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    • Lmao my brother went through this. He's autistic so he couldn't do basic and finally told his drill instructor and this mf left base in freezing temperatures walked to a walmart near the base (kinda) and hitched a ride to the fucking airport and FLEW HOME
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    • Bruh fuck no, my paperwork took me two trips to fucking meps
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    • I'd never join the military unless we were in a war that mattered
      Chshagg 12 sep
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    • Getting to retire at 43 ain’t bad
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    • False, it’s the same both sides, and through out every phase of being in. Source: military.
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    • A nice hump yard will get me hard.
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    • I'm thinking of enlisting, are the college benefits worth it? I wanna go usmc. Is bootcamp that bad? I've heard it's more mental determination than physical. What should I do to prep for boot?
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    • You have got to be fucking kidding me. I hated the paperwork joining you better be lying to me rn.
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    • Starting my chapter 11 packet yesterday sending it to CO rn
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    • Nah joining took fucking forever, but you're a retard if you knew what you were signing up for and can't handle a part time job, unless you were active duty.
      Eeyyy 12 sep
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    • Bro they brainwash people into joining that shit by just talking about the ups of joining, but little that they know there more downs. Things that the person dont know they’re not mentally capable of. They tell them “If you got any medical problems or anything that would get you from enlisting, lie”
      Jrxc99 12 sep
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    • Getting my dd214 was the most difficult thing I ever did in the 6and a half years
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    • Kuwait isn’t a real deployment, change my mind
      Nanoda 12 sep
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    • It took me 6 months to get all of my paperwork finalized.. for all of u that are active, don’t go fucking reserves it’s a shit show no matter what unit you’re in lol
      EyeEatAss 12 sep
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    • I’m doing that currently and it SUCKS. I can’t wait to try and clear CIF here in a couple days
      raretk 12 sep
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    • Cant forget having to fill out id-10t forms for every stop
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    • I got out 2 months ago every office was closed because of the corona shit took forever
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    • How hard is it to go to self harm waiver? I was 13-14 and a moron but I’ve been clean for 9 years.
      ckathcryn 12 sep
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    • Nah, stay till they make you leave. They really streamline the process.
      NickSax 12 sep
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    • Not really. You get handed a sheet and need to get a handful of signatures and a final checkout from dental and medical. Pretty straightforward. The only part that sucks is pressure washing your gear.
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    • As an army recruiter myself, this is not necessarily accurate, its depends on the person enlisting and what the needs of the army are
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    • gonna commission in 3 years. Any tips?
      exposing 12 sep
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    • When a major threat arises, i will enlist right away. But at the moment, I have too many plans to throw away and go die in a fucking desert.
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    • Hell, I'd rather stay, being paid 140k to fly a osprey, hell yeah
      Matt707 12 sep
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    • Finished boot and got out before 180 days as a medSep for mental health. Resume is nice, and I didn't waste my life in a brainwashing clinic
      Dddisgust 12 sep
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    • It is super easy to get out!
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    • Bullshit. Complete bullshit. You sign so much trash after you ship.
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    • Joining the military is the male equivalent of females saying “fuck it, I’ll be a stripper.”
      Nooniee 12 sep
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    • Fuck the troops
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    • Can confirm
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    • Having to clean all your gear and make sure it's all there was such a pain in the ass.
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    • I was scheduled to ETS 2 weeks after getting back from deployment, so they essentially had to expedite the whole process and even overlooked some things missing for CIF turn-in. It was much easier to get out for me in my case
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    • I have cancer and I shit you not it’s been 7 months and they tell me every week I’m going home soon
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    • Just get chapter 18 you fat pumba
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    • As a disabled veteran, I concur
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    • Ima get married and join the marines, hopefully. I gotta be quick with it cause im 22 and i dont want to be old old when i join
      Kuevo 15 sep
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    • It is easier to take your life than to give it back again
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    • You know, I might go join the military just so I can die and people can say I was protecting the country when in fact everything I did was never out of good, but just the simple fact that I wished to die
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    • Don’t you only have a certain amount of time that you serve in the military? Why not just go through with it, Seems like less of a hassle.
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    • Fuck IPAC
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    • It almost feels like they don’t want you to leave right?
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    • Bruh.. no fucking lie. But frfr for those that are still in. Milk the fuck out that shit. I was job hunting out of uniform for 4 months before ets, all because I signed up for every muthafuckin class. Classes almost always ended at 1 or before.
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    • Just finished my out-process yesterday and I can confirm 😪
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    • I was about to be shipped out but my dad nooned himself so they let me go
      ThatsNORM 15 sep
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    • Funny I get out in 8 days
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    • Feel like it’s both both side
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    • Lol just leave tf they gonna do?
      Bad_Vibes 14 sep
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    • If you want to keep the fish you use barbed hooks right?
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    • Its not hard to leave the military after you complete your contract
      Verralee 14 sep
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    • I mean depends if you want to retire then it's hard if you wanna be dishonorable discharged then it's easy
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    • Some IFunny admin must be a Spc getting a general Discharge
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    • They literally pushed me back because my Battalion clearance papers were printed on the wrong grade of paper. Fuck Division
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    • Quest added: Get your DD214. Difficulty: Legendary
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    • Fucking bullshit if meps finds one thing they are gonna drag that shit out untill you give up on the military
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    • Eas was coming close in the usmc, must’ve taken a wrong turn or something cuz I just re-enlisted
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    • Never fall for the nuke pitch. Dont
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    • Nah its just as bad getting in. I had to go to MEPS six times
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    • My username
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    • Fuck 5988’s. Fuck these 2404’s. Fuck your dispatches. Fuck the FMT’s who spend 15 mins hunting down an operator to open a door when they could’ve spent those 15 mins finishing the fucking service.
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    • A lot of my outing time was waiting for word from my fucking commander. Motherfucker had to take his sweet time while I sat in CQ or did stupid details all day. Fuck you Major Johnson
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    • I never finished my discharge papers, they kept giving me excuses, for 6 months. So I just left.
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    • You must have served like 4 years I think before you can be honorably discharged
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    • Because they know you can't handle government red tape on the way in. Someone does it for you. By the time your ready to leave you have mastered it.
      Khronnix 14 sep
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    • Big facts.
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    • Hey bros. Been thinking to work part time in the national guard while I wait for college. I cancelled this year cause of covid (not paying full price for a stream). Any advice, should I do it? Is it worth it?
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    • Damn why you gotta remind me
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    • Its still not evey that easy lol
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    • U could just go awol
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    • Dude what? I've busted my ass getting into the military since may 21st 2020 and still aren't in yet. Medical documents, legal documents, tests, evaluations, nothing.
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    • Or you just kinda die
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    • You're being issued your rights back. It takes some time.
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    • Gotta keep them employees to fight for the oil companies!
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    • Get my DD214 in July!! Let's Gooo!
      MoonsOut 14 sep
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