• ***-“' Changed my lifE, May 27, 2014
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rm review is mm: Wenger 15999 Swiss Army Knife Gian! (Tnnls n
Hume Improvemun!)
Recerved this knife as a gun for my IBth bwrthday. Wish I'd
have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, [
grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and
my dad laughed and handed me a beer, I was born a gm.
Mlnus 2 stars because my breass were really nice.
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    • I accidentally left one of those in my pants pocket when it went through the wash. Came back and the entire washing machine was dissembled
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    • Is it just me or is the "excuse me what the fuck" not necessary and adds nothing to the post like, the post was fine as is but no let's throw in an overused dead meme for good measure
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    • I dropped one of these into a forest from the highway and it assembled a log cabin before hitting the ground
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    • Breasts are extremely awesome.
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    • Bought one for my friend, gave it to him, walked out to get a drink, came back in and found a brand new cabinet built in my room.
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    • A hairy arm with the girth of an oak trunk appeared out of a shimmering mountain lake and bestowed this tool upon me. My beard turned into pure light and my tears had an alcohol content. I knew instantly what my wife wanted for dinner. I was just a babe in my mother’s arms, now I am 2nd to God
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    • Mine fell out of my pocket in my Ford focus. Woke up the next morning to a Ferrari. 1 star because my son's car seat won't fit
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    • The Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant is a real thing that sells for $1400 on Amazon, a small price to pay for becoming a literal god
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    • Yeah thats cool and all, but heres a picture of my dog
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    • The only acceptable gender change
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    • what is the big deal abt boobs they’re kinda lame
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    • This is a real thing and I cant believe how its being sold at such a bargain price
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    • That girl has a great sense of humor
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    • It’s $2389.98 on ebay if anyone is interested
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    • Basically she is saying that her boobs got cut off by this knife, she grew a mustache and got drafted in to the military. A fucking legend
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    • Pedophile 👇🏿
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    • It's the forkunchula
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    • But like you can't even carry that in your pocket
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    • I think my dentist used this during my teeth cleaning.
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    • Well nowadays lots of people are born girls and now have mustaches and a penis
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    • RIP her boobs
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    • Someone tell where I can get one
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    • Men can have nice breasts too. Hasn't she ever seen Giorno Giovanna?
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    • I saw a fucking infinity stone on that shit
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    • Me after touching a Swiss army knife:
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    • The swiss dont fuck around when it comes to multi tools.
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    • They’re $10000 on amazon but Q&A and reviews are funny af to read.
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    • This knife costs $9999.99 on Amazon
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    • Look this up on Amazon and read through the reviews. They are almost all like this and totally hilarious
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    • This is 10000 bucks off of amazon
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    • Can... can I get something that does the opposite?
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    • Mines bigger looser
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    • At that point and size its not even convenient or compact
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    • You could build a house with that
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    • Finally a Swiss Army knife that can take down the Swiss Amry
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    • I wish I could magically transform into a girl and be fucked by gigantic black cock like a stupid whore
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    • Nahh, that's actually a funny review. The dad has seen this happen before.
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    • This is a real Victorinox knife. It's expensive af
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    • I would like to throw it but I will die
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    • WTF... that thing is $10,000 on Amazon
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    • So all I have to say is "iNigga"?
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    • This knife is 9,999 on amazon
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    • Open it up and throw it at any problem, and the whole thing will solve itself
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    • Wait, so does it turn you into the opposite gender, cause if it does, ill take 12.
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