• Women: Omg, men can't
find the clitoris
A dick after a woman's
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    • Teach her how you like it, and teach him how you like it. Communication is key in bed, no one’s the same so you gotta learn what gets your partner going
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    • Of the 5 girls I’ve been with only one gave good head and only one knew how to give a good handy. But if you find a girl who can give a good handy beware. One moment you’re cuddling in bed and 1 minute after playing with your stuff right you’re banging.
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    • Even if a dude can find the clit he likely doesn't know what to do with it. Yall be rubbing like you're starting a friction fire.
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    • The secret for a girl to give a good hand job is to use thier mouths
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    • “Treat it like a ketchup bottle”
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    • Bruh I still ain’t met a chick that jerk me off better than I can😤
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    • Me holding it in when she’s squeezing me with that gorilla vice grip
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    • You guys suck at communication. Just tell her what you want. But not just tell her. Make it part of the foreplay.
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    • Imma be honest I wasn't good a giving hand jobs but my guy taught me and he says I'm alot better at it now and he cums in like 5 seconds now, before he never did and I felt bad and asked if I was doing it wrong, just ask ladies and just tell them fellas instead of complaining
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    • Shit just explain to her what you want for fucks sake it's not hard. Put your hand on hers and just show her
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    • Stop talking about secks
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    • That’s you you guys get for having sex🤮
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    • that’s why i get my homies to do it
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    • I’ve never been the type to lay back and take it lol, but I’ll admit I’m not the most experienced (I can only make my guy come from a bj when he’s really tired😓) Can I have some advice? He’s too nice to give critique lol 😂
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    • Work the foreskin, don’t just rip it off!
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    • Just to put it into perspective, i’m nearly completely numb from the waist down (not paralyzed) i cannot really feel sex. MAYBE at the vaguest of moments i feel a HINT of it, but beyond that i cant hardly tell when I’m even in a girl. Despite that both women who gave me hand jobs hurt me
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    • So basically, you're saying you gotta let the homies take care of it; sounds good.
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    • Can't find that clit right in front of your face? More like I've used a vibrator and the shower head so many times I can't be stimulated with 45 mins of clit play
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    • My girl wants me to eat her out for the first time, any tips?
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    • My ex gave a hanjob one time. Idly she felt the need to keep going but after awhile it started to hurt. With the straightest face I said “for the love of god use your mouth”
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    • They realise they can just TELL them where the clitoris is so they know right?
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    • That clip of the boy who gets the girl to give a handjob like a ketchup bottle and gets bopped
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    • I just got a handjob that left me shaking and scared
      BiLyfe 2 jul
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    • Too bad the male equivalent to a clitoris is surgically mutilated in the majority of Americans...
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    • When she says she gives good head then takes a bite out of ur dick
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    • No guy wants a handjob we want blowjob u can’t jack me off better than me
      MrScripz 4 jul
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    • Bitch was trying to give me another circumcision with her teeth once
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    • yo who the fuck cant find a clit????
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    • Bitch dont act like you didnt cum.
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    • Idk man, I just want to feel loved
      Cyperian 2 jul
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    • I don’t know how you caint find it ain’t that the thing that sticks out like a micro penis in front like it’s pretty damn obvious Don’t blame me if that’s not it I never had sex Ed
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    • Too bad for most men I’ve found it many times
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    • THIS
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    • Being a woman on ifunny. I can confirm this is true
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    • She just paying you back for that shit dicking
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    • My gf has actually gotten pretty good at it to where I can nut from a handjob. She is also able to use two hands on my dick pretty well while sucking it. Most girls suck but I'm lowkey pretty impressed
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    • Bruh, how can you not find the clit? It’s like 6.5” long?
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    • Fast_Mag 2 jul
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    • Fuck all these stupid relationship memes saying that this horrible treatment is the norm. If your partner hurts you or cheats on you or belittles you: that is not a healthy relationship! You need to work things out or leave. You don't have to settle for being abused.
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    • Isn't the clit the giant ass pearl out in the open? How are people "struggling" to find it? Literally just suck on that pea or rub it between your fingers like a marble like wth. Are dudes expecting to somehow hit it with their dick? It's not in/on the vagina. It's above the fucking bladder opening
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    • How a man does it
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    • I don’t know if I’m good or bad at them. I only ever gave a handjob to my first boyfriend who didn’t like to use lotion. I always finished him but I don’t know if that would make me better or worse for normal guys
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    • Ew, like sex?
      Stair 2 jul
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    • Teach each other
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    • This is why dudes give the best brojobs
      Grundle 3 jul
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    • That’s one way to “bust” a nut
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    • Am I the only guy who’s only gotten really good handjobs? Or am I just not that hard to please
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    • Can't relate 😪
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    • Paying for handjobs is stupid. As if someone else can do it better than me?
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    • Foundry 2 jul
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    • If y’all are having trouble with making your girl orgasm, the way I do it that has worked every time is where you first put how many fingers she wants inside her, and you kinda make a hook with your finger pointing up, and when you feel this soft spongy thing, rub your fingers on that, then use-
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    • well then what are some overall tips for hand jobs??
      asstree 4 jul
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    • Yes and American Lobsters have longer life spans than both cats and dogs, living over 20 years.
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    • IFunny plz I’m begging you y’all have to help me find a movie. It starts with this drawn out skateboard sequence. In the movie a kid lies about his dads job and one of those jobs is the jets manager. The dad is actually a garbage man tho revealed at the end. I think it was a spy movie i mite b wrong
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    • Homer died
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    • You ain't found the right woman
      mezzd_up 2 jul
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    • blue_too 2 jul
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    • i’m here early and theses only soft core furry porn
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    • Find a girl that used to milk at a dairy farm. Awesome grip
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    • I give myself the best handjobs
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    • They cant even find my dick so I guess its payback
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    • Chances are that guys will be much better at giving handjobs due to the amount of times they beat their meat
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    • I'm always hoping to find a woman as experienced as I am, if I find a girl and she's a fucking expert at all things sex I'm actually gonna have some red flags lol
      Landy20 3 jul
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    • I can’t give good head. My mouth cramps if he takes too long to cum so I have to start off jacking him off and then move to head so he’s closer to nutting
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    • First I say "I want to see how you do it" then copy what he is doing. Guys are different, some likes soft other harsh
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    • Then when she lands wrong and bends the fuck out of your dick, and says “oops”.
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    • Who are you guys having sex with is my question, how difficult is it to give a handy, head or find the clit?
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    • I hate to say this but Man ifunny is really full of racist and virgins
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    • A lot of dudes complaint about how their first time wasn’t as great as it “should’ve been” cause ya’ll watch too much porn. Talk, don’t just be like “yea yea that feels good” cause your in the moment. Your not a fucking mute, tell your SO what you like, or what you wanna try. They’re probably down
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    • Can someone tell me how to give a good handjob? And pls don’t say use your mouth I love giving blowjobs but I wanna change it up
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    • Now to the comments to get tips on relationships when I could just google the shit instead of read it from an unknown source on a porn app
      Zack9009 3 jul
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    • That's why guys give better handjobs. We get lots of practice
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    • Coach her through it then, if they're not doing it right then tell them how to
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    • practice makes perfect.
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    • Can confirm
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    • Idk man, I enjoy a handjob more than a blowjob because ain’t no one gonna blow my nose like booger can
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    • The pain is real
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    • Maybe it's difficult
      EdgeRuko 2 jul
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    • Ouch
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    • D365 2 jul
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    • First time my GF of 4 years now tried a hand job it was like she was trying to rip my dick off...
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    • Crimzona 2 jul
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    • Natural (“uncircumcised”) dicks for the win
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    • Most guys here seem to but cut which is the main problem right there. Everything’s easier when ur uncut it’s just smooth as shit
      Physika 2 jul
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    • I miss when my ex gave me a handjob 😔
      negrro 2 jul
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    • Whats 2 jul
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    • Like 2 years on this can I have 2nd top comment?
      702FTP 2 jul
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    • Just got surgery, I’d do anything for a girl to jerk me off
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    • The clit is easier to find than the vagina itself 😂😂 half these bitches have curtains so long you have to get out the chainsaw to cut them out of the way to find the hole at least the clit isn't burried like that
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    • Making women cum has genuinely one of the easiest things I have ever done in my life. Either most men are downright retarded, women seem to pick retarded men, or they just want to act like men are retarded.
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      Krystal 2 jul
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    • Just find the only thing down there that feels like a button or like a little pencil eraser
      tloot 13 jul
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    • And that’s y I never accept handy Js
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    • So relatable.....
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    • Ok as a dude when I'm jacking it or my girl is getting me off that intense moment I nut it feels better when she do dat
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