• "We're the only species that drinks
milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!"
We're also the only species that drinks
peach mango pineapple spirulina kale
smoothies, Karen.
Let me eat my cheese in peace.
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    • We’re also the only species that cooks our food, what’s your point?
      G_Dawg 19 jun
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    • Until dairy stops being delicious I shall continue to shovel it down my chew throat hole
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    • If eating cheese goes against God then baby call me a heretic. I'll eat cheddar and gouda all the way to hell
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    • I agree that humans are weird for consuming milk from another animal after infancy. But when your species is the apex predator of a whole planet, you pretty much do what you want.
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    • We're also the only species that cooks meat so maybe I should start eating my chicken raw
      Ericnado 19 jun
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    • Are they seriously calling lactose intolerant people a different species?
      MilestFox 19 jun
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    • Me with my strong ass bones when I get into a car accident
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    • Plants have feelings, too. Eat moar chikin.
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    • Cats dogs ferrets raccoons they all love milk
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    • Only about a third of humans can even digest dairy due to a beneficial mutation. All it did was continue the production of an enzyme after infancy so as to expand our diet. So, in times of hardship, those who could eat a wider array of things survived and passed that trait on.
      Incoporal 19 jun
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    • The darker your skin, the more likely you'l not be able to consume dairy. Colder nothern areas forced people to consider other methods, like dairy, to stay alive as humans slowly evolved over the last 15,000 years.
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    • We're not human beings having a spiritual experience we are spiritual beings having a human experience.
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    • Does anyone else sometimes just go to the fridge and get a slice of cheese
      karasuwu 19 jun
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    • We're the only species who has left the earth too
      Kobro 19 jun
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    • We've also got strong-ass bones.
      OnJaw 21 jun
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    • We are the only species that can complain to managers as well
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    • Actually I’m sure an animal eats the fruits and vegetables named in that smoothie sooooo
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    • Survival of the fittest, and this fittest wants some cheese
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    • As an omnivore, I support this message. However, I’m not sure Karen is the culprit as opposed to perhaps a Brittany in this situation
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    • It isn't the healthiest for you, but it isn't such a danger that you should avoid it like the plague. Moderation in everything is key.
      Deltacore 19 jun
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    • dairy is the fucking best, have fun with your weak bones karen
      Kasagure 19 jun
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    • We developed the ability to digest dairy as adults about 60,000 years ago, when we began domesticating sheep. Most of us (especially those of European or middle eastern descent) are very good at digesting milk, but since it’s so new there are issues like lactose intolerance. But stfu Karen.
      Milk_Gang 19 jun
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    • To be fair they do be making some fucking disgusting food that I don’t think anyone should eat
      Powed_420 19 jun
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    • We’re also the only species that wears clothes. Take off your pants
      From 21 jun
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    • You’re just jealous of my powerful skeleton
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    • Could you imagine another animal coming up to a cow like “gimme some milk”
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    • IFunny stopped worshipping Joaquin after that Oscar speech 🤔
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    • oh yeah karen i’m sure all the milk and cheese people will just stop because you put that logic on them
      Lendir 19 jun
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    • They have a Dragon Age Inquisition profile pIC
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    • I’m just saying... when I quit drinking dairy milk my skin cleared up, I wasn’t so greasy and stinky any more, and I lost weight and feel better. I chug down my almond milk everyday. I even tried drinking a glass of dairy milk and it straight up tasted like bleach water
      asscrust 19 jun
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    • We’re also the only species that drinks some dudes nut even tho he doesn’t call you back the next day fuck you Stephen
      Lick 19 jun
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    • Cheese or milk? Dude. Stop trynna be funny
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    • Hahah, poor you, your body doesn’t have the symbiotic relationship with enough bacteria that helps you digest lactose haaahaaaaa
      TheScoot 19 jun
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    • Pluts 19 jun
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    • Heather7 19 jun
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    • We're the only species with porn so suck on my dick in 720p karen
      fatballz 19 jun
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    • nomoreIfunni
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      nomoreIfunni 19 jun
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    • Eat your food right out the garden no preparing no washing it.
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    • We are also the only species that makes clothes, can bond with ANY other animal, make weapons, create fire, and take the longest to mature.
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    • tHaTs oFfEnSiVe
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    • "...we're the only species that saves the weak..." - Bill Burr
      xbuddahx 19 jun
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    • We literally EVOLVED as a species to continue eating dairy.
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      GuitarBending 19 jun
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    • PorkSword 19 jun
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    • can someone pls assist me... why tf did i just masterbate to the thought of my bf looking at another girl masterbate?... note i’m an easily jealous person and only want him to myself... tf is going on w me
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    • Actually visited a few dairy industries coz I didn't wanna take their words for it. Actually saw many, many tortured cows, infants being k illed, sick cows, puss and abscesses on their b reasts. What do you know, they are right.
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    • Don’t cats like milk at all ages?
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    • Milk is amazing you dumb fuck bitch. When your fragile ass is in the hospital with a broken leg after you fell off a step, you might consider drinking milk.
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    • I just had to quit eating dairy, eggs, & soy due to chronic health issues. I’m already allergic to gluten items, so I have NO idea how to eat now. Lots of veggies & white meat or fish. It’s been a little over a week & im down 5lbs! Hope it helps with my pain & inflammation.
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    • I imagine people are just forgetting CATS then? Does "Smiling like a Cheshire Cat" mean NOTHING!?!
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    • Our bodies developed so we could, plus it’s an excellent source of nutrition.
      0btuse 22 jun
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    • Appmx 33% of humans are lactose tolerant. Premodern nomads certain parts of the world would die if they didn't drink milk becasue they lacked other sources of nutrition
      iamgod21 21 jun
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    • You lost the game
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    • Cats
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    • Milk is like the healthiest organic thing in the world 😂
      KINBLUMP 21 jun
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    • They should have snopes but for food stuff like gluten allergies and this bs
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    • Tprop 21 jun
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    • And we eat ass out here
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    • Cheese is extremely healthy, so is milk
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    • KAREN BRAYDEN CANT EAT BLUE!
      kittenkat 21 jun
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    • This is such a weak argument. Dairy is a source of nutrition. The hormones and antibiotics might be bad but the milk is good for you. It’s nutrition. We aren’t nursing from the cows. That argument is irrelevant
      tcby503 21 jun
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    • Fuck you i’ll have my grilled cheese
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    • We’re also the only species known to blush
      Kindawest 21 jun
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    • Cats like milk
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    • Ever heard of a cat?
      levi7 21 jun
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    • Ants harvest sugar from this one insect
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    • No we are not other animals drink milk after infancy mostly mammals.
      thecratte 21 jun
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    • I will drink as much milk as I want! I WON'T LET YOU ALLOW MY SKELETON TO BE WITHOUT CALCIUM
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    • You guys are all stupid. Every animal will drink milk lmfao
      Kadsn 21 jun
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    • can cheese be made out of breast milk?
      ddoVahh 21 jun
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    • we’re also the only species to bleach our assholes, but i don’t see anything about that
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    • Milk made the indo-European the fucking beast we are today. Extra calories in those days were the difference between getting an axe in your skull and putting an axe in someone’s skull
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    • If I could drink a glass of milk without wrecking my toilet then maybe I’d be happier
      Wildderp7 21 jun
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    • I mean we stop drinking our own milk, I feel the milk of other species doesn't count
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    • I kinda enjoy being a little lactose sensitive because if I’m not shitting good I just drink a glass of milk
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    • Lots of adult animals will drink any type of animal milk if it's available.
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    • As a black male, most black people react to dairy in some way.
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    • As joe Rogan said, we’re also the only species to build and fly planes. So shut up
      Sambe 21 jun
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    • People should be forced to learn about agrarian cultures
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    • I don't agree with you but I must move on before the retards come after me.
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    • Because we are the only species to develop agriculture
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    • We literally evolved to be able to ai am not letting my ancestors work go to waste. Bring me my chocolate milk
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    • Is that a fucking Dragon Age PFP?
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    • Btw our bodies are made to be able to consume dairy after infancy donuts not bad for you
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    • I started to get sort of a sore throat after consuming dairy products idk what to do about it been like this every time I eat dairy
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    • Every time you walk out your door and a lion doesn't eat you and a elephant doesn't trample you you're taking a shit down nature's throat. Just because shit is natural doesn't always mean it's good for you.
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    • I was told as a kid milk is good for u then told its bad
      emrene91 21 jun
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    • Please. Go. Vegan.
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    • We don’t typically drink our own milk dingus
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    • We’re also one of very few species that has sex for fun
      itsDtime 21 jun
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    • Choke on the cheese.. pleeeaseeee
      oksweaty 20 jun
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    • Although dairy can cause weaker bones, nobody can stop you and if you wanna shovel cheese in your face, then follow your heart
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    • Bruh cats drink milk
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    • We're one of two species that has sex for fun. We're also the dominant life form on the planet, the most adaptable single-species life form, the most resilient multicellular life form. There's every reason we do what we fuckin want
      Gaularn 20 jun
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    • We're really not supposed to drink milk after infancy, that why lactose intolerance is so common.
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    • People who are lactose intolerant are a weaker class of humans
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    • Cats will drink milk if you give it to them, they just can’t get it in the wild
      zagrljaji 20 jun
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    • Everyone knows how delicious dairy is but it's not as good for you as we always believed. Plenty of people don't consume any dairy and are just fine. There's a lot of research showing the negative impacts of dairy in your diet but we're too stubborn to want to change anything.
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    • People will call anything that isnt exactly like themselves a different species
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    • Some animals eat rotten fruit specifically so they trip balls. Also, some lemurs chew on poisonous millipedes to get high
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