• Last night my son asked if I'd ever heard
of a pillow fight. I said I had not, so he
explained the premise asked if I would
play. I awkwardly held a pillow as he
gave me pointers through a smile that lit
up the room. My first swing took him off
his feet. He never saw it coming.
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    • "All warfare is based on deception" -Sun Tzu The Art of War
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    • "Oh, like this?!" *Kid flies by the hit of the pillow*
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    • His son was like
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    • This meme could've had the reactionary meme of "they had us in the first half not gonna lie", but there was no need for it and it's far better this way. Sometimes less is more. All I'm saying :)
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    • FUCKING OWNED STUPID KID
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    • Ahhh the pleasure of having a son
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    • When I had my first apartment it had no windows in the living room. We used to turn out the lights and absolutely destroy each other with pillows. It would last until someone cried or bled.
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    • It's true! I was there! I was one of the oranges in the pillow...
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    • He had no idea that I keep a gun in my pillowcase.
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    • I had a temper pedic pillow as a kid, it was a pillow fight WMD
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    • Next step: "No, son. What is a Snow Ball fight?"
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    • Bed bath and beyond has these pillows that are basically burlap sacks; heavy, rough and course... These are my weapons of choice in a pillow fight
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    • New high score, is that bad? What does that mean?
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    • As a good father should
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    • That's when you do the old "helmets in the pillow" trick
      Dovahnime 28 jun
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    • I’d feel bad for the kid if this wasn’t so damn hilarious
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    • The son:
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    • Fuck them kids
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    • zerosober 27 jun
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    • Well yeah. everyone knows that whoever wins a pillow fight becomes the alpha of the house. The dad would have lost his wife and house if he didn’t go all out
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    • Put bricks in it
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    • Delightfully devilish, Seymour
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    • I hit my gf with a pillow in a fight and it bounced her head off the wall. We never did it again. I still think about it even though we aren't dating. Wtf was I doing
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    • That’ll teach him to not ask stupid questions again
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    • Yea, I just gave my kid a concussion so what
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    • Fuck them kids
      Alt0 28 jun
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    • One hit KO
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    • The parent I aspire to be
      dod126 27 jun
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    • That a good day, teach em young.
      GLoomis 27 jun
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    • Someone insert the vine where the kid gets yeeted into a wall by his older brother and a yoga ball
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    • Peace was never an option
      LD124 30 jun
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    • That was a very good tweet. 10/10
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    • Fuck that little bitch
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    • One time we had a pillow fight in the dark, like it was pitch black, and I got hit so hard in the head, I literally saw stars and everything went white
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    • They had us in the first half, ngl
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    • “Oh, you’re challenging me?”
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    • Welcome to the real world you little punk
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    • “I fucked your mom”
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    • I remember back in high school one of the schools did a 2 day wrestling meet so the team would stay in the gym over night instead of a motel every year we had a 15 minute free for all pillow fight and man i will say seeing a 250 pound 6’4” guy come at you when you are 130 pounds is like time to die
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    • CAUSE FUCK EM’ THATS WHY
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    • I was lifeguarding and this 25ish year old dad who was pretty buff shouted “ARE YOU SMELLIN WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN” and then charged his 5ish year old son and bodyslammed him into the pool.
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    • I feel bad, I was laughing so hard I accidentally hit the dislike and immediately took it back 😂
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    • “All warfare is based on deceit” makarov
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    • I first read friend... not son... very confused...
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    • The Kid:
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    • I would suggest to put a pillow case over a sandbag in these situations
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    • Welcome to life, son
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    • You'll never see it COMIIIIIIIIIING
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    • Get rekt little baby
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    • Guess it was the last surprise he ever got
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    • Im pretty sure that everyone who says "trade school" has never actually been. You immediately get laid off when things slow down and they can't afford to pay you anymore.
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    • You gotta get these little victory's on the sawn off smelly womb nuggets
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    • N-nanda yo?!
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    • You'll never see it comiiiiiiiiiiing!
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    • He never saw COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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    • Last night my son asked if I lost the game
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    • Parenting 101
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    • It was his last surprise
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    • They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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    • Remember Jazzpunk?
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    • Some shit I'd do lol
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    • YEET the boy
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    • You had me in the first half not gonna lie
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    • My brother did the same thing to me when I was really young but I cracked my head on our parents headboard lol
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    • I went to his grave
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    • "wait, so how do I do it again? Like this?" *Child flies into the fourth dimension"
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    • Get folded
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    • Likely story
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    • He scored 4 touchdown s in a single game too
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    • I got in a pillow fight and this bitch has a memory foam pillow. Almost knocked me out.
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    • Never get into a pillow fight with a pillow biter...
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    • PARRY THIS YOU FUCKING CASUAL
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    • You'll never see it coming! You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
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    • *the trooper by iron maiden starts*
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    • Okay this is hilarious but honestly that kid probably doesn't trust his dad with games now. You gotta wait until later to hit that hard. 'get beat' at first, then be like "oh I get it now!", Then WHACK
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    • How tf have you never had a pillow fight before
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    • One punch man
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    • 1) Fold the pillow in half inside the case. 2) Grip the case at the opening. 3) Spin the case to twist it town to the pillow an swing a couple of times to compact it.
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    • Check out @patricks_pelvis on instagram. I post the edgiest memes
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    • On the words of Kanye West going up against a disabled basketball team with the game ending 102 to 0 “Fuck them kids”
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