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    • Great shot, Kid. That was one in a million.
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    • But everything’s perfectly alright now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here, now. Thank you. How are you?
      Buechs 30 jun
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    • “My blaster went off inside the cargo bay by accident..”
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    • His parents
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    • Condoms are for pussys i fuck to breed
      Myoplex 30 jun
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    • Time to propose and be a father figure bro
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    • Just found out 2 days ago my wife if pregnant with our second kid, feeling really blessed right now
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    • Me and my girlfriend were having the unprotected mating ritual time, and I’m Lowkey scared she pregnant, I was more worried about getting caught than pulling out and may have made a mistake, I know no one cares, but seeing this stuff kinda scares me ya know
      Boomn 1 jul
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    • Femboys can't get pregnant
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    • Flippy1138 do kids really come from slight weapon malfunctions?
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    • “Everything’s fine here now. We’re all fine. How are you?”
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    • Haha loser imagine having a penis ahhahaha
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    • Or wait till marriage
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    • No, looks like it worked perfectly fine
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    • My ex just broke up with me. First girl I ever dated who was on the pill, lemme tell ya lads it’s a totally different experience without a condom
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    • The DickExtender fell off.
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    • Phexal 30 jun
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    • Tomboy or mommy?
      Boat_Man 30 jun
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    • Imagine having sex, and having unprotected sex
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    • What would you call sea emperor leviathan pussy?
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    • The parents
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    • Condoms rip all the time just like my dads did
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    • Malfunction? Your sex organs did what they were made to do.
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    • Actually it’s functioning properly
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    • I was cleaning my blaster and it went off
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    • “Negative, it just impacted on the surface.”
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    • The man was in the imperial navy and army and he doesn’t know how to talk convincingly like a guard.
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    • i wanna impregnate someone so bad
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    • "She ligit told me last night. I didn't do shit to fuck her."
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    • I'm good how are you?
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    • But Wouldn’t that mean his dick is broke?
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    • Can't stand it when i explian shit and i get. "What do you mean" as a response. Yo i just fucking told ya
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    • Remember kids don't make a mistake wrap your snake
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    • Fucking pussies having sex with condoms the real way to do it is no sex at all
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    • My parents would rejoice, they got grand baby fever
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    • You know canonically Han Solo is 10 years older than Leia. In A New Hope Han was 29 while Leia was 19.
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    • I have people who are like “what do you mean (blank)” what the fuck did I just say??
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    • Why would you have to explain yourself? Like wtf do you think “my girlfriend is pregnant” means
      Jimothan 1 jul
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    • Oh no it definitely functioned. Exactly as it is intended
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    • That was a boring conversation anyway
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    • Dick doesn't feel good to women. They can only finish from fingering and oral. Quit lying
      dandjman 1 jul
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    • Boring conversation anyway...
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    • Would your parents be mad
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    • Is it weird that in my last relationship, I never came during sex? Like she had all the fun and I NEVER GOT TO NUT ONCE. But hey, when we broke up and tried to start shit, I had a hella comeback
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    • Everyone saying marriage. There is another option lmao
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    • Boring conversation anyway
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    • It did exactly what it’s designed to do, that’s not a malfunction
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    • I've only had sex without a condom. No clue what having sex with one feels like
      Fiekaa 1 jul
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    • Condoms break way too easily
      SuItan 1 jul
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    • My 48 year old dad had an affair and got his 24 year old partner pregnant
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    • Honestly this make me feel better about my situation
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    • I got startled and it just went off
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    • red_reign 30 jun
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    • Lol
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    • Question, us star wars the clone wars a show or a movie? Never seen it
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    • Bruh how is it a surprise? You either cream her pie or you pull out.
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    • Gregnant
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    • "Boring conversation anyway"
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    • Is it a malfunction if that's literally it's intended purpose
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    • God said "be fruitful and multiply" he never said shit about the father havin to sticks around, bump and dump
      Bushno 30 jun
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    • Boring conversation, anyway.
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    • Lies smh everyone knows storks deliver the babies
      Cr1tikal 30 jun
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