• Lonely people take longer, hotter
showers or baths to replace the warmth
they're lacking socially or emotionally.
okay I wasn't expecting to be attacked
like that
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    • Or maybe it just feels good?
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    • Don’t talk about me like that.
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    • I shut off the light and sit in my bathtub while the warmth of the shower resets me and puts me at ease. Anxiety fades for a while
      StanIee 9 jun
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    • Nah. I take hot baths/showers to practice burning in hell.
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    • NOTATF 13 jun
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    • Seriously all jokes aside I take 20-40 min showers in hot water 😔 and I am lonely
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    • I do this but for penis stretching exercises y'all gotta warm up the pipe first
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    • Is that why I take short cold showers because I feel like I'm being smothered?
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    • Actually I just be jerking it
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    • Nah I just jerk off
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    • Or just jerking off
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    • Okay, that's... extremely false
      Criscuit 14 jun
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    • Jokes on u bitch I take baths
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    • If it’s a longer shower I’m usually jerking off with the water running in the background
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    • False, I feel lonely all the time but I take quick ass showers
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    • Bruh I take long in the shower cause I be rocking out to bon Jovi
      jello12 12 jun
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    • DolansASS 11 jun
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    • No, I take 2 hour showers to masturbate, then cry about it for the next hour and 59 minutes.
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    • I’m 18 and I haven’t had friends in about 3 years and I’ve never had a girlfriend in my life
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    • Yeah sounds about right tbh
      Genjii 10 jun
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    • First of all, that chick looks hot asf so I doubt that she's lonely and secondly, I just masturbate in the shower.
      IronPony 10 jun
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    • EJAQL8 10 jun
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    • I take hot showers to practice burning in hell and! I like to see my skin turning red
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    • Or maybe I'd rather not freeze my ass off in cold water?
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    • Wow. Ive been doing this my whole life
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    • I have a degree in psychology (which is largely useless atm to be fair) but I still hate this pop-psychology bullshit. It’s like comparing zodiac signs...
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    • I mean, I take hot showers to practice burning in hell
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    • IF YOURE HIGH TRY THIS: turn the lights on in your bathroom, turn on hot water and shower with your eyes closed. Just stand there and do nothing. Its the best feeling
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    • I'm in this picture and I dont like it
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    • 2 hours in the shower morning and night
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    • Bitch, I'm allergic to socializing, and I take longer showers cuz it feels good. GTFO with that "we're depressed and lonely" shit.
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    • no i just like to practice burning in hell
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    • What about people who fuck in hot showers?
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    • I hate this app sometimes. It sometimes says exactly what I do and it's annoying
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    • Do y’all see her pfp? She gets plenty of attention im sure
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    • Take one look at her pfp, bitch isn’t lonely
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    • As a lonely person, I can verify this.
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    • I got a date tomorrow Boys
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    • I take cold showers because I dont deserve warmth
      Orcbolg 8 jun
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    • People who’ve been single for like 3 months: “haha I love the single life” or “I’m so lonely” shut the fuck up why don’t you try almost 17 years (my entire life) and have some guy you thought was your “friend” flirt with your crush and start talking to get you pissed. I guess it fucking worked
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    • Nigga i take warm showers because cold showers make me jump
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    • Nah, it’s just because I’m too lazy to get out
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    • Or I’m jerking off, tripping balls and hearing the water hit my insides, coming up with the next billion dollar idea... etc,
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    • Damn... I already knew I didn't have a social life, then science gotta point it out too😔
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    • Im in this picture and i dont like it
      adorably 8 jun
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    • No, I just like to torture myself until I’m immune to the hotness and hell doesn’t affect me
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    • I’m sorry but that bitch is not lonely
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    • You ever get a hug and just realize how starved for physical affection you were?
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    • Jokes on you. I’ve been taking cold showers to avoid being part of this
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    • Maybe people just like hot, long baths?
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    • I'm lonely as fuck and I take short cold showers. Your post is INVALID.
      Jeeebus 8 jun
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    • Who the fuck is the bitch at the bottom pretending like she’s lonely
      Webbraham 14 jun
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    • Again, who is spying on me?! If I find you I'm gonna sue you for stalking and using your research without paying me for it!
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    • What if I’m lonely and take cold showers
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    • It's true I take long showers and I don't even necessarily like being in the shower that much I just get lost in thought of all the depression and stuff. And the soaking makes it feel a little better.
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    • Psychology niggas are always full of shit
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    • don't do that, don't make the edgy teen girls who listen to billy eyelash think theyre actually depressed and lonely
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    • Ya OK storm is single. Right
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    • Single people take longer in the shower because you can't masturbate and wash your hair at the same time.
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    • Nah, i shower longer because i'm thinking about that song i heard 7 years ago but can't remember the lyrics
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    • I'm in this picture and I don't like it
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    • Cause we masturbating. Mind your own
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    • I must be hella lonely cause I like 1 hour long showers
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    • What if I’m lonely and take cold showers because I hear it’s good for hair and skin?
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    • Look, I start at the highest temp I can get to, then just sit there till it's as semi-warm ad it can get. Explain that one ScIeNcE
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    • no it just takes a while to jerk my pussy off
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    • No, I take longer showers because I’m wacking it...which is because I’m lonely
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    • I can’t take hot showers anymore I took cold showers for years trying to get used to Cold Water and on the plus side I am no longer affected by cold water bad news is I now have zero tolerance for hot water
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    • Uh, there is a perfectly good reason lonely people take longer showers. Been there, done that.
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    • Hey even if I wasn't lonely I'd share my long steamy shower ;)
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    • Well excuse me mf, I was under the impression that the length of time of which I take hot showers was MY FUCKIN' BUSINESS do you gotta a warrent for all these personal inquires you're foisting upon me mf? I THINK THE FUCK NOT.
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    • Yep....
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    • I’m lonely but take cold showers. What does that say about me?
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    • Got any hard evidence of that?
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    • That’s why I love being in or around water
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    • I don’t think that’s how it works
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    • I dont think this shits true but ok
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    • Of course this Twitter thot "wasn't expecting to be attacked like that"
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    • I checked her twitter and she has a fat ass
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    • I take ice cold showers so that i will never feel safe my entire life
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    • That hit me so much harder than anything I have ever seen before
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    • Maybe their just beating their meat 🤷‍♂️
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    • What happens if you take cold showers
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    • NO SHIT THEYRE LONELY, THEYRE MASTURBATING. WHY ELSE WOULD A SHOWER TAKE THAT LONG?
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    • Wacko 8 jun
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    • It's hard to finish in cold water.
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    • That doesn't explain why my husband and I take extra long showers together.
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    • *Old guy stumbling down stairs meme*
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