• ilike the idea of a romantic couple
calling each other with synonyms of
cliche nicknames
"love bunny' ffection rabbit"
"candied vascular system pump" is
"sweet heart"
ican be romantic ok
"Bee vomit" instead of honey
"Glucose" instead of sugar
"Infant" instead of babe
"Dulcet dessert" instead of sweetie pie
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    • Babe = pig
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    • “Sweet Cheeks” - Tasty Ass
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    • “Bitch” instead of bitch
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    • This definitely sounds like the relationship between two androids who don't know how affectionate terms work
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    • Glucose guardians instead of sugar daddy/momma
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    • Sugar= SIMPLIFIED CARBOHYDRATE
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    • I just call mine ketchup packet cause she be bleeding
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    • Semen whore instead of cum slut
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    • "I love you infant". Yeah, nah, I'll stick with babe.
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    • Idk “infant” sounds like it could get you in some trouble if you were talking over the phone
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    • Where's my glucose monarch
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    • *sucrose*
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    • I mean, is nobody going to address the fact that calling your sexual partner “infant” is pretty fucked up?
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    • Dulcet dessert is cream pie
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    • Daddy = Father
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    • Warning. "Cloying tart" did not work well for me for "sweetie pie."
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    • Affectionate insect
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    • I will try this and update you all how it goes
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    • YaBoiMaxamus
      Delicious pastry
      YaBoiMaxamus
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    • Quack
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    • Me and my boyfriend do this. I'll say one and he'll say something else. And example is I called him baby cakes and he called me "infantile pastry" 😌
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    • “Gotta run to the store!” “Okay infant!”
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    • ghost sound
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    • Sunshine?
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    • iRubes Can I be fuck bunny?
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    • They are warm, nice people with big hearts = They are humid, prepossessing Homo sapiens with full size aortic pumps.
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    • I call mine pumpkin so would it just be gourd?
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    • Glucose guardian is a gender-neutral term for sugar daddy
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    • Sulfur when she salty
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    • Showing this to my girlfriend lmao
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    • Affection pastry as love muffin
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    • Child cause my girl is 4'11
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    • I do that with people’s gamertags and usernames. Like someone’ll be dragonslayer94 and I’ll be like sup lizard k:ller, how’s it been?
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    • Glucose Guardian
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    • Somehow I feel like these won’t have the same effect
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    • Hey there attractive
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    • Am I crazy or has this shit been featured a dozen times?
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    • Father
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    • If you call your SO sweetie youre either a child tickler or a psychopath
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    • Table sugar is sucrose though
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    • Sucrose would be more accurate than glucose
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    • That’s so funny man
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    • Semen trashcan. Do I get laid yet?
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    • I laughed
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    • Honey is not bee vomit. It is dehydrated nectar.
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    • Im calling kids baby goats from now on
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    • Haha random thing for tc
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    • You enjoying this dick infant?
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    • Sperm bank instead of girlfriend
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    • I can't wait to fuck my infant when I get home :)
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    • Can’t do cutie
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    • Baby girl would be infant female. Ijs
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    • It’s gonna be okay Honey Bunny
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    • Call hubby maple syrup instead of honey
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    • Doe=babe
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    • Two aliens trying to blend in
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    • i’d prefer carbon ring for sugar
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    • Wouldn't babe be attractive woman.
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    • It sounds like something from those alien comics
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    • If Gal Gadot was my sister. I’d fuck my mom.
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    • Heh
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    • Hey bee vomit, love me. Okay my infant
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    • I feel like sucrose pastry would be sweetie pie.
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    • Dulcet dessert actually works pretty well. Sounds poetic
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    • Tart nutz
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    • Enjoyable Reflected Light = Beautiful
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    • Ultraviolet Rays = Sunshine
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    • Churned Milk Liquid Container = Butter Cup
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    • Orange Gourd = Pumpkin
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    • INFANT I DEMAND LOVE
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    • I’ll call my gf pig instead of babe!
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    • What's snuggle slut
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    • My bf calls me snicker doodle
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    • What about cutie pie?
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    • *me accidentally bump into elderly black woman*. Her: It's ok G L U C O S E
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    • Reminds me of coneheads
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    • What would 'dear' be? Dicdic? Lil moose? Suggestions plz
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    • *during sex*"oh you filthy female canine
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    • Wide matriarch
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    • I am infant woman 7400
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    • Honey is bee vomit? I thought it was bee shit.
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    • We're getting a divorce instead of we need to be apart for a bit.
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    • This seems like something those aliens in the comics would say. The ones who say feet tubes instead of socks.
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    • She actually thinks bees vomit honey
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    • Sucrose is more correct than glucose here
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    • Fetus female - baby girl
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    • Sugar Daddy = Glucose Guardian
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    • "Glucose Guardian" - gender neutral sugar daddy
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    • Fetus
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    • Doesnt babe not mean baby? I thought it was a newer version of babs which just meant like beautiful or something. Am i wrong?
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    • ITS INFANT FEMALE
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    • Restrict my airflow glucose parental figure
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    • I scream mortals to my boyfriend and his friends if we go shopping and they leave me.
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