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MOM! WAKE UP/
COME QUICK.'
WHATEVER TIS, ITS ALL
THATS KEEPING ME FROM
STRANGLING YOU RIGHT
meh
DO YOU THINK LOVE 1S
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REACTION DESIGNED To
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FA
I GENES GET
PASSED ON MOMS MIONIGHT
REASSURANCES
ARE NEVER VERY
REASSURING.
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    • Who knows man. Sometimes you meet a girl that you feel is the one...you can’t put a finger on why though...then it hits you. Tits. It’s tits
      HoneyDewd 29 jun
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    • Ayy _Calvin_ finally got featured
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    • CALVIN AND HOBBES!!!
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    • I hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard Morty then it slowly fades leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle Morty, rise above, focus on science.
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    • So would that mean she wants to reproduce with him?
      Oshawatt 29 jun
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      iFappy 29 jun
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    • I swear Calvin is the smartest 6 year old on planet earth but can’t remember what 2+8 is
      Mythiicc 30 jun
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    • I like this suddenly trend today if C&H comics getting featured :)
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    • You play a stupid fucking game you get a stupid fucking prize
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    • Berm
      Berm 29 jun
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    • I made this and it's really bad quality but I thought it looked cool
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    • I don't understand is this is true... how do you explain gay people?
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    • Calvin plays MGS2
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    • Calvin and Hobbes was way before its time! I didn’t understand most of the jokes but dam I I want to reread it again
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    • We need more Calvin and Hobbes features
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    • Look, maybe it’s just horny speaking, but I always thought Calvins mom was HOT. Is it just me?
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    • I’m no expert, but I feel “love” would be driven more by our primal urge to reproduce?
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    • “Wait, what are you doing stepmother?”
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    • Not exactly because many couples don't want kids
      CarFriend 29 jun
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    • You are the man. I absolutely love the Calvin and Hobbes comics :)
      Slank 29 jun
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    • Please strangle me mommy.
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    • Elect Calvin for president!
      JimDude 2 jul
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    • It isn’t designed, but the people who did not have it that way died so no it was never on purpose, think of it as it being the best way possible
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    • Why does he look like a toddler bakugo in the last panel lmao
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    • I never know if these are edited or not either way I love Calvin and Hobbes
      Kirbs507 29 jun
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    • Why is there so much porn on this post
      Greymane 29 jun
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    • Gay people don’t love each other
      spamex 29 jun
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    • I never really liked that explanation. Even as cynical as I am, it's too callous and efficacious. Infatuation, or empty attraction, is more on par with that definition. Love is the development of two people who genuinely care about eachother as they become invested in a future together.
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    • Ok there pickle rick calm down before you have an autistic outburst
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    • Calvin and Hobbes was the shit. He'd use difficult words, then not know simple arithmetic (like 2+8) or the word tortellini. Helped my vocabulary grow.
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    • Rick and Morty prequal
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    • As a mom I feel ashamed I laughed now I kinda wanna cry
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    • What Calvin is trying to say here is that we have no free will.
      NAJXVI 1 jul
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    • No that's lust you dummy
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    • Either way I love Calvin and Hobbes comics
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    • What is love?
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    • Did you all start realizing that Calvin was probably a genius once you got older?
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    • r_heavy 1 jul
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    • Calvin and Hobbes was the shit, still is
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    • I would love to sleep right now
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    • I mean... yeah. Basically
      Yannogin 30 jun
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    • I identify more with her as I get older
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    • Calvin and Hobbes are the only boomer comics I actually like
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    • Allow me to introduce you to gay people
      Bigeski 30 jun
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    • Calvin about to become a victim of domestic abuse.
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    • Love=horny
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    • I'd fuck the mom
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    • Wow I remember reading this exact issue very vividly when I was like ten.
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    • Calvin speaks facts
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    • Please respect BW and not do this. This app can desecrate the most sacred of things. 🙏😔👆
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    • Nice
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    • Poor calvin
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    • I have this exact comic book passed to me from my dad
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    • I thought the first pic was him telling his mom to come look at his boner
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    • Wasn’t it proven that mothers get dosed in a fuck ton of chemicals after birthing a child for the express purpose of trying to keep her from strangling the fucking thing before she has a chance to pack bond with it?
      Ane_ 29 jun
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    • I'm enjoying all of the Calvin and Hobbes features recently
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    • Hentaa
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    • Is this loss?
      DashMan 29 jun
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    • Then why do we love puppies? It ain’t to spread our genes, Cuz I know for a fact I don’t want to stick my dingaling in a puppy
      CooIFacts 29 jun
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    • Calvin and Hobbes is the greatest comic of all time
      GMWhit 29 jun
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    • Bruh literally who the fuck cares, it doesn't matter how it happens, it fucking happens.
      Phren_Z 29 jun
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    • Biochemist here. It's not.
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    • I love Calvin and Hobbes dude. Always like seeing a feature from them.
      Caxsia 29 jun
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    • Me having a 2 week old son and realizing ill be doing the same shit when he's older
      Fluffy142 29 jun
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    • i mean he’s not wrong, but can you explain gays doe
      Sprigy 29 jun
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    • It's not because I'm pretty sure I don't wanna fuck my animals
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    • Is this loss?
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    • Calvin and Hobbes is complete gold, Garfield barely compares to it anymore.
      CROWCXIX 29 jun
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    • Man, first read this specific comic 7 years ago, time flies by
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    • This idea has always been so stupid to me. No shit it’s chemicals in your brain. So is everything else. What’s the point? That doesn’t make it any less real. If I deck you in the face for saying some stupid shit like that, will you feel it? Yes! And that’s chemicals in your brain. Idiots
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    • Clearly that's what love is. Why would it be anything else
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    • Best. Comic. Ever.
      jdhj389 29 jun
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    • Calvin watches way too fucking much Rick and Morty
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    • well the love you feel for another person is a chemical urge in your brain. the love you feel for immediate relatives is a pack bond. hence why theres always some sort of personal attachment to your parents, siblings or offspring.
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    • He's right you know
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    • That's exactly what love is, but why does that detract from its importance?
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    • He is right you know
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    • Calvin and Hobbes was one of the few things me and my dad found commonality in when younger he bought me a bunch of the boss and wed read them together all the time scientific progess goes boink was def my fav
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    • Romantic love becomes comfort. Been married 3yrs and i love my husband. Its a comfort love where i can be myself with him. But the love i feel for my son is the kind of love where i would do anything for him. He means everything to me.
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    • Still makes me laugh every time I read it, this comic was such a gem
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    • Calvin
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    • I don’t think that no, that’s just being horny
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    • To understand these chemical reactions is to learn how it connects us, not how it disconnects us
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    • Whether its that or its something more soulful, all i know is that it has made me so happy. I love my fiance and I'm so excited to get married. If any of you guys feel like you will just never find "the one" and be alone forever, i please ask that you dont give up. Thats what i thought a year ago
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    • I have a book of Calvin and Hobbes and this ones in it
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    • Calvin and Hobbes keeps getting better as we get older, the humor is still there but the wisdom behind it really begins to unfold
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    • If it is then my biochemical reactions r out of wak cause I got 0 desire
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    • nice to see so many calvin and hobbes comics on featured :)
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    • First feature! Congrats bro
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    • WOOT
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    • Sure it's all science but who cares. We are all gonna die might as well enjoy living
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