• 18-inch giant shrimp-like creature
pulled from Florida waters: shout.It/
Call me "shrimp dick" now bitch.
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    • The word you're looking for is lobster
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    • Sloms 6 jul
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    • He has returned
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    • The average shrimp is also 8 inches. So... When she calls you shrimp dick remember the 18in. shrimp and the average shrimp.
      Jackeal 6 jul
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    • Crugarz 6 jul
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    • brony 6 jul
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    • I mean it's a big shrimp, but I bet it's got a tiny dick..
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    • I would make one hell of a cheviche with that shrimp
      kanep0e 6 jul
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    • That’s wayyyyy more than 18 inches
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    • Shrimp Dick. Also fuck Keri
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    • Sponsored by Popeyes
      Nudables 6 jul
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    • They’re calling you that cause the shape
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    • Pretty sure that's a mantis shrimp, which isn't really a shrimp so in other words shrimp dick will still be used to call you a baby dicked bitch buddy.
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    • That there is a mantis shrimp
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    • So a giant lobster
      SirLight 6 jul
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    • Shrimp like
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    • Looks like a big mantis shrimp. The ones we have in Florida are zebra striped like that.
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    • They made animal crossing into a real thing
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    • He must’ve dropped his monster condom
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    • I like sea food 😜
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    • I want to BOIL IT *hands to head while my fisherman personality takes control* I must LEMON It *physically grows a larger cock and fishing overalls* I MUST HAVE THE LOBSTER AND I HATE NIGGE-
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    • Shrimp dick
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    • 1 like=1 smile you give me.
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    • Metro Exodus all I am saying
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    • brogles 6 jul
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    • Sea lice
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    • Looks like E.T.’s neck...
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    • That’s just a lobster with extra steps.
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    • No.
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    • You mean a lobster?
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    • Get the butter!
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    • Damn im only 7 inches
      MDAWG00 6 jul
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    • Isopod hours
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    • Damn if ur dick was that size u could swing that thing and do some damage
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    • If you proud to have a dick the size of an 18 inch creatures dick than good for you
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    • Mantis Shrimp
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    • Pretty sure a large shrimp is called a lobster
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    • Whatever, weevil dick. Don’t forget to put that honey mustard on my shaft when you’re jerking my shit
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    • Mantis Shrimp?
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    • Metro
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    • Mantis shrimp
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    • Girls I’m my city say peeder Wackers now
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    • Lobster?
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    • Shrimp dick
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    • Such an oxymoron smh
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    • Snacc
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    • Shrimp like creature dick
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    • Thought it was ETs neck
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    • Shrimp dick
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    • Is 4 inches a good size guys?
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    • Bubba would love that
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    • That is more then 18 inches.
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    • ok “prawn shawn”
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    • I wonder if it tasted like shrimp...
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    • I prefer shrimp daddy
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    • Water bugs
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    • It's a Fog Crawler
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    • Call me shrimp dick I'll call you plankton wank
      _Herb_ 8 jul
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    • i got my first top comment on this meme when this was featured a couple years ago
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    • MY_DUDE_ 8 jul
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    • Okay shrimp dick
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    • It’s a mantis shrimp
      _James 7 jul
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    • It's 2020, it's probably deadly
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    • It’s called a lobster
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    • Mmmmmm fuck imagine the gumbo
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    • Disgusting
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    • Shrimp daddy
      aichae 7 jul
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    • It’s a mantis shrimp
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    • ...So anyway I started blastin!
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    • Checkmate motherfucker
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    • But can we eat it?
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    • Fuck fact it’s called a mantis shrimp and it’s actually not even closely related to a shrimp.
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    • Lobster
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    • Where the fuck is RawShellfishPosts
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    • Either a mantis shrimp or an isopod, either scare the fuck out of me and are lethal in some ways
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    • That’s some metro last light type of shit.
      noonster 7 jul
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    • Put it back
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    • Its a mantis shrimp btw
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    • Plankton dick
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    • Me and my friend shrimp dick now bitch
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    • Soooo...they found a lobster. Big whoop
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    • Bubba Gump wants to know your location
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    • Brawn
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    • Shrimp-like dick
      HenkS 7 jul
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    • Cool your jets turbo shrimp dick not GIANT shrimp dick (trust me there’s a difference)
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    • iEcstacy 7 jul
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    • My turtle likes shrimp
      randy745 7 jul
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    • The kanji for shrimp in Japanese means “old man of the sea” vaguely and I find that funny
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    • Shrimp "like"... learn the difference shrimp dick
      MrSuitUp 7 jul
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    • Gimme the garlic butter.
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