14 yo girls: OMG Tyler is so handsome!
Tyler:
leeewee leeewee
18 jan 2021
14 yo girls: OMG Tyler is so handsome! Tyler:
Me driving passed
any dirt road:
I wonder where that goes
Chevy_83 Chevy_83
10 feb
Me driving passed any dirt road: I wonder where that goes
You aren't
allowed to eat
the cat food
is
that written?
In the name
CAT food
rabinator rabinator
25 sep 2020
You aren't allowed to eat the cat food is that written? In the name CAT food
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
think frogs are the best animals because they go boing and ribbit"
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while
Chimpanzee sucked on her toe
BIG BELLY
@daaaaaaamnD
I knew it was gone be crazy when I read
Florida
getmesome getmesome
2 nov 2020
Florida Zoo fires Zoo keeper after she was caught moaning in lunch room while Chimpanzee sucked on her toe BIG BELLY @daaaaaaamnD I knew it was gone be crazy when I read Florida
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
Calf Calf
15 apr
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's going to cause a real fight
When you dropped her off early but you didn't go home
When you dropped her off early but you didn't go home
My Future
Wife
se ugly,
Me
ES
cheryDragon cheryDragon
21 oct 2020
My Future Wife se ugly, Me ES
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
rabinator rabinator
4 dec 2020
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
Stanislav Zak Purrtacular
Last month my cat disappeared. A week ago
I found him and brought him home. Today my cat came back. Now I I have two identical cats.
There is imPostor amons us
Ripper Ripper
21 sep 2020
Stanislav Zak Purrtacular Last month my cat disappeared. A week ago I found him and brought him home. Today my cat came back. Now I I have two identical cats. There is imPostor amons us
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
sunny_mount_peekv2 sunny_mount_peekv2
13 mar
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
Krista Fullerton(:
@kristaaaaaaa_
So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and
apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear
Y'all.. just look how cute this is
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
26 sep 2020
Krista Fullerton(: @kristaaaaaaa_ So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear Y'all.. just look how cute this is
eres only an age difference o three days between these two.
JonSnowandGhost JonSnowandGhost
22 jan 2021
eres only an age difference o three days between these two.
Girl: do your sexy face
Me: haha stopppp
Girl: pleaseeee
Me: ughh fine
JetJones2022 JetJones2022
24 apr
Girl: do your sexy face Me: haha stopppp Girl: pleaseeee Me: ughh fine
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM
6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD
BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE
whosuperlockedyou:
tumbiedore-:
the-wolfbats:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
whatthefvckjay whatthefvckjay
21 sep 2020
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM 6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE whosuperlockedyou: tumbiedore-: the-wolfbats: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
Me, buying stocks with zero fore knowledge because I heard we were bullying someone
Me, buying stocks with zero fore knowledge because I heard we were bullying someone
How serial killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes
green_hair green_hair
5 mar
How serial killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes
Chase Stout
@ChaserStout
When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat."
Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins
Featured @will_ent
Tigrea1020 Tigrea1020
25 sep 2020
Chase Stout @ChaserStout When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat." Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins Featured @will_ent
Remember, in Am Legend, the sickness didn't make the zombies.
The vaccination did.
DDRD DDRD
13 dec 2020
Remember, in Am Legend, the sickness didn't make the zombies. The vaccination did.