Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
23 oct 2020
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
Cartoon characters when they take off their glasses be like
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 apr
Cartoon characters when they take off their glasses be like
We are Disney.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.
Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead!
Sulu, get us out of here!
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
27 sep 2020
We are Disney. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead! Sulu, get us out of here!
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
28 may
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
Me when my crush tells her friend "I'd rather pay him a million dollars NOT to date him"
we
Me when my crush tells her friend "I'd rather pay him a million dollars NOT to date him" we
Wanna buy some spells?
17,477 likes drgrayfang Harry Potter and the crystals of meth
Wanna buy some spells? 17,477 likes drgrayfang Harry Potter and the crystals of meth
chyrsoprases
I hope you like host clubs, cat.
LIVIAy LIVIAy
21 sep 2020
chyrsoprases I hope you like host clubs, cat.
Guys that prefer Xbox over the PSS be in the pool like..
AA batteries
GEN
Playing super old games
iKonk iKonk
1 oct 2020
Guys that prefer Xbox over the PSS be in the pool like.. AA batteries GEN Playing super old games
WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE...
IF YOU COULD SEE DOG FARTS
mcheller mcheller
23 sep 2020
WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE... IF YOU COULD SEE DOG FARTS
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
sugondeeze sugondeeze
7 oct 2020
when put in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone
"You're hired! All you gotta do is pass this drug test"
"You're hired! All you gotta do is pass this drug test"
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
AjayChe AjayChe
25 sep 2020
for those of you who've heard me mention him, here's my pirate cat, levi - for those of you who’ve heard me mention him, here’s my pirate cat, levi 💕💞💕💞
A cucumber
can cure Not the way bad breath! you use it.
(My Smudge Cat Memes"
At
bishop_hell bishop_hell
23 sep 2020
A cucumber can cure Not the way bad breath! you use it. (My Smudge Cat Memes" At
booksididnt
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
booksididnt My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
probable_machine probable_machine
12 jan 2021
How many times do have to assure you, Jim? There is "No Other Man".
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
AnomaIous AnomaIous
4 nov 2020
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
"Its good to know who hates you
and it
is good Ke hated by \ the right people."
JOHNNY CASH
ShadowELFx3 ShadowELFx3
10 mar
"Its good to know who hates you and it is good Ke hated by \ the right people." JOHNNY CASH