12 year old
Tyler's so hot!
Tyler:
GovernorGirth GovernorGirth
27 jan 2021
12 year old Tyler's so hot! Tyler:
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off @DEATHBYDIAPERS
The Dolphins
are worth
looking at as well!
trim_okthatsfunnyaf trim_okthatsfunnyaf
19 may
The Dolphins are worth looking at as well!
Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily
Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but cannot possibly do both." 1902
SpareParts SpareParts
23 sep 2020
Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but cannot possibly do both." 1902
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
good0day good0day
28 jun
When you thought it would be silent but you ended up shitting your pants
Every cat owner ever:
OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
Every cat owner ever: OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result
shaundenee shaundenee
4 nov 2020
Attempted to take a cute picture of me and my dog. This was the result
coo
frostee
Cfrosteeflake
WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS
Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder.
NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin
Spiders Spiders
5 feb
coo frostee Cfrosteeflake WHY DID THEY CAPTION IT THIS Watch me whip...watch me nae nae...watch me allegedly shoot my cousin in the street and be arrested for his murder. NZHERALD.CO.NZ Rapper Silento arrested over the murder of his cousin
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag
AM - Twitter Web Client
Meth Meth
18 nov 2020
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag AM - Twitter Web Client
SpongeBob
SquarePants
2013 U Season
He's lost his family, and now his last daughter,
to violent terrorism. He'll stop at nothing for) the day of reckoning.
JUSTxSHUTxUP JUSTxSHUTxUP
27 sep 2020
SpongeBob SquarePants 2013 U Season He's lost his family, and now his last daughter, to violent terrorism. He'll stop at nothing for) the day of reckoning.
Hello?
Yes, this is dog
2020) is ofically the last game on Wii.
tesetU300
23 sep 2020
Hello? Yes, this is dog 2020) is ofically the last game on Wii.
MY DANDY SAYS
YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET,
GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
MY DANDY SAYS YOU SHOMLUNT.TEACH THE ABET, GUT YOU ALINAYS CHOKE ON THE
Parents: Do what makes you happy
Me: Plays games
Parents:
you_cannot_touch_Jerry you_cannot_touch_Jerry
10 oct 2020
Parents: Do what makes you happy Me: Plays games Parents:
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
don't have such weaknesses
LordRevan LordRevan
26 sep 2020
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. don't have such weaknesses
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work
God:
You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child
@goldlung_420_insta
Dustin_K Dustin_K
16 oct 2020
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work God: You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child @goldlung_420_insta
My teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing
answers. Then I look up and she was staring right at me
FUZEDAHOSTAGE FUZEDAHOSTAGE
24 apr
My teacher left the room during a test so we all started sharing answers. Then I look up and she was staring right at me
Every Woman Is A Doll
Now Whether It Is
Barbie, Annabelle or
Voodoo Is A Roll Of The Dice
candycane15 candycane15
8 oct 2020
Every Woman Is A Doll Now Whether It Is Barbie, Annabelle or Voodoo Is A Roll Of The Dice
NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
5 dec 2020
NASA when an asteroid narrowly misses the earth by 545 million miles
Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast &
Furious And Jurassic World Crossover
#FastampFurious
@ Brandon
You know what these dinosaurs can't stop? Family
Domdom117 Domdom117
28 jun
Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast & Furious And Jurassic World Crossover #FastampFurious @ Brandon You know what these dinosaurs can't stop? Family