11pm: Just one more video and I'll sleep
Me at
(ASMR Roleplay) Todd Howard Seduces You in the
Bathroom at a Fleetwood Mac Concert
icewitch007 icewitch007
17 feb
11pm: Just one more video and I'll sleep Me at (ASMR Roleplay) Todd Howard Seduces You in the Bathroom at a Fleetwood Mac Concert
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons
their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
27 sep 2020
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
she looks 22
Minutes away from dying
UnitedStatesCIA UnitedStatesCIA
14 dec 2020
she looks 22 Minutes away from dying
When the waitress calls your man
"babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
lettuceServerlife lettuceServerlife
22 sep 2020
When the waitress calls your man "babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
Chase Stout
@ChaserStout
When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat."
Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins
Featured @will_ent
Tigrea1020 Tigrea1020
25 sep 2020
Chase Stout @ChaserStout When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat." Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins Featured @will_ent
P.E. Coach: you need to get fitter. The coach:
QTchan69 QTchan69
1 may
P.E. Coach: you need to get fitter. The coach:
When you blow out that huge booger
from your nose and now you can breathe in
(big inhale)
When you blow out that huge booger from your nose and now you can breathe in (big inhale)
It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
nonymous
that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you
know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets
to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to
slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way.
He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
thiccaronyncheese thiccaronyncheese
9 apr
nonymous that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
booksididnt
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
booksididnt My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember
you forgot your backpack
mikaylahi
16 jun
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember you forgot your backpack
Life hack: carve a pumpkin to distract you from the fact that you're also a lifeless round object putting on a fake smile
Life hack: carve a pumpkin to distract you from the fact that you're also a lifeless round object putting on a fake smile
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
balailey balailey
24 sep 2020
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
'let's split up gang, me and Daphne will search the bedroom"
Lodada Lodada
8 dec 2020
'let's split up gang, me and Daphne will search the bedroom"
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Macatnight
24d
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today."
Me 10 minutes later:
the
I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
Me when I wake up: "I'm gonna have a good day today." Me 10 minutes later: the I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
when your instinct never fails you
i feel like you're lying but alright.
dexter
@DexterSoWhat
Dudes could be 100% tellin the truth and then a girl gets a "feeling" search for 9 hours and find something from 4 years ago to be mad at &
BasedGodEmperorTrump BasedGodEmperorTrump
10 nov 2020
when your instinct never fails you i feel like you're lying but alright. dexter @DexterSoWhat Dudes could be 100% tellin the truth and then a girl gets a "feeling" search for 9 hours and find something from 4 years ago to be mad at &
When you flush the toilet
and the water starts rising
KingIDK KingIDK
22 jun
When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,