• 109-Year-Old Woman Said Secret
To Long Life Is Wanting To Die
"Why won't He just take me?"
8 By Ann Brenoff
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    • Nalien23 2 jul
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    • The secret is to live longer
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    • I’m sorry but the emperor in that last pic looks like a garrys mod player model.
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    • Kids now a day will live forever
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    • Except for Palpatine it was a calculated risk and he’s powerful enough to fight his way out if they actually did try to strike him down
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    • great i'm immortal
      batbite 2 jul
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    • Gen Z will be immortal
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    • Then it seems like all these sad schlubs I hear on this app will live past 100.
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    • Damn, Sheev. You okay? There’s the Dark Side, and then there’s THAT dark side
      ATOMlC 2 jul
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    • This reminds me of that one character in Hercules with Dwayne Johnson in it where he wants to die due to him knowing he will die but all those chance he got lucky and survived without a scratch but when he gives up on death he got struck by lightning
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    • "I'm only alive because the great mouse wants me to be."
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    • Ozzy osborne
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    • I finally wanna be alive, I finally wanna be alive I don't wanna die today, I don't wanna die I finally wanna be alive, I finally wanna be alive I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die
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    • Oh god she even looks like him
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    • My great grandma is top 50 oldest people in the world, she says the secret is eating all meals, eating chocolate, and shoveling snow
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    • I guess if you keep welcoming death he don’t want to come
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    • Is this a trick into getting us to want to live longer?
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    • Just don’t die lol 😂😂
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    • Millennials are named as such because we will all live for 1000 years because we want to die more than most.
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    • imma on my way😊👍
      brony 2 jul
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    • 3rd isn't canon
      Craftson 2 jul
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    • This is probably why the queen of England is still alive
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    • Just have really good body maintenance and you’ll live a long life
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    • Everyone on this app is immortal
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    • Check this guys moc out
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    • My 99 year old grandmother has the same mentality, shes is however terrified that patients will be wheeled in to her home like it Michigan, New York, and California. Where elderly in these retirement homes make up a majority of confirmed deaths
      4FR33D0M 2 jul
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    • She hasn’t been able to play with LEGOS for 10 years? I feel bad for her.
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    • Zeref
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    • I still haven’t watched the new Star Wars films. Should I bother?
      noonS 2 jul
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    • We should give a great info or excellent tidings top comment
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    • She looks like Walt Disney’s model for the Snow White witch, why would I take her advice
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    • I'm immortal
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    • I’m- im- immortal
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    • Oh yes, I totally want to continue living it’d be a real shame if something were to change that...
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    • Ill take you
      Boat_Man 2 jul
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    • im sure i already know the answer but why did this nibba wana die so badly by others hands im assuming its for someone to turn dark and take his place
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    • A feature with 10 comments? Last time I was this early to anything I won the sperm race
      Elffie 2 jul
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    • 109, you say?
      Alqua 2 jul
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    • I like how palpatine just kinda melted more.
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    • I’m half god
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    • So basically she's taunting Death to take her place and since it's Death, it doesn't want to be alive
      A_pear 5 jul
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    • Reiner be like
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    • 109? That's pretty Anti-Semitic of you goy.
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    • Damn it I'm going to live forever
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    • Millennials:
      jamert 5 jul
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    • “I thought I’d be here sooner” T-T
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    • Features are bland compared to the collective posts. C’mon mods, show trap peen.
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    • Its true, time goes by slower when youre waiting on it, like when foods microwaving
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    • Can someone post a video of a rick roll but the cover is porn?
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    • Mathematical. Looks like PB secretly wants to die. Explains why she's been alive so long. Marcy too.
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    • I like Star Wars but palp sucks
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    • Palpatine ain’t crap
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    • Oh God... Millennials will love forever...
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    • Anyone gonna question why she’s smoking..? Maybe she’s trying to die
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    • Well this is not accurate I am a caregiver and I had a client that said he wanted to die because there was no reason for him to live any longer and he died two days later
      aichae 4 jul
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    • Fuck I'm immortal
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    • Dewit
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    • We shall be immortal
      H2Toxic 4 jul
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    • One time in PE i wanted to get out of a volleyball game boy vs girls, i ended up winning when i was the last one vs the entire girls team that was still standing
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    • Or to enjoy life so much to the point that your body keeps you alive. Also eat natural healthy food and stay away from areas with high levels of radiation
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    • Dewit
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    • StinkFinger hmmmmmm
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    • Um... don’t listen to this guys... it’s totally fake.
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    • U just have to jinx death
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    • Looks like I’m liven to 250 if I make it past 25 bois
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    • Stan's great grandpa?
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    • Everyones immortal until proven otherwise
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    • Dude just wanted it to end, but no one would end it.
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    • Along he wanted to die
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    • Just great
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    • I would have liked an actual explanation on how palpatine was still alive like just a short clip of him at the bottom of the pit or sum idk
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    • God damnit im super immortal
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    • Ra’s al Ghul
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    • This is actually true. There’s a Bible verse I can’t remember but it basically says that the more you wish to die, the longer God will keep you alive.
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    • pop9991 3 jul
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    • I have obtained immortality! I am your God now! My dick is what you now worship!
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    • Death is a illusion made by the jedi
      mdhxnsid 3 jul
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    • "Death is a concept invented by the jedi"
      Mithrael 3 jul
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    • She's just smokin, chillin like a gangster. Looking like she gives absolutely zero fucks.
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    • 109? Sounds like the amount of countries a certain group has been expelled from.
      Foist 3 jul
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    • I straight up say this shit when I'm about to too
      ezkal85 3 jul
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    • I actually struggle with my own mortality
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    • Dude that sucks wanting to die and getting punished for it
      jloydgn 3 jul
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    • Good. I wanna die. Fuck this shit *winks* 🖕🖕🏿🖕🏻
      aerohex 3 jul
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    • Can confirm this is true my grandma is 101 and really wants to die. Covid doesn’t want to fuck with her
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    • I guess I’ll live for a long time unfortunately
      CatsYes 3 jul
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    • The Emperor died in Episode 6
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    • Do It
      YolkEggg 3 jul
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    • Zoomers finna live forever
      NotYoDad 2 jul
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    • Do what my Aunt did and get kicked out of a cemetery. Shes going on 97 and doing well.
      Ehazo 2 jul
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    • Then I’ll never die...
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