• 1000 year old demon: i wishi hada
body to possess me, a tired mf who would love nothing
more than to be run on auto pilot:
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    • If the demon decides to jack off while possessing my body does that count as masturbation? Asking for a friend.
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    • Damon inhabits my body: wtf why do I have so many cramps n Why do I feel so lazy and tired
      Marcelus 21 jun
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    • Until he r*pes and k!lls and burns until he’s caught and then leaves your body once your in jail lol
      dunk31271 21 jun
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    • The demon would be doing some malicious shit, but would probably still be more productive than me
      Zanezy 21 jun
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    • Hey guys I’m currently doing the keto diet and lost 22 pounds but had a moment of weakness. Anyone have alternative methods? I calorie counted for 10+ years but am looking for something other than these two. Appreciate all of you.
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    • I mean, as long as they aren't gonna go on a murderer spree, why not I guess
      LadyDuula 21 jun
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    • FREE REAL ESTATE
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    • Kibly 21 jun
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    • Than you learn its gay
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    • Fact: It’s free real estate
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    • As someone with DID, not being in control of your actions isn’t that good of a time
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    • Honestly I’m down
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    • It’s free possession
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    • Foundry 21 jun
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    • About to have a hell of a time
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    • Its free real estate
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    • Dude I’m already on autopilot most of the time. Just going through the motions
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    • Rodrick
      Rodrick 21 jun
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    • Just get a cat. Same thing
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    • Ever see the movie Click?
      Purritos 21 jun
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    • It's free real estate
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    • Demon proses my body: gets faded like Japan by copious amounts of THC and alcohol
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    • Movies will have thousand year old entities and they somehow don’t understand humans after being on earth that entire time then some girl shows them kindness and they do a full 180
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    • If I know anything from anime the demon is a loli
      Kamben 21 jun
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    • uh oh looks like we have a porksword fan boy
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    • Muschi 21 jun
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    • Kibly 21 jun
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    • Tim & Eric crew where ya at
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    • Criminal Minds is a fucked up show lol
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    • Succubus fetish gang
      Caligoo 21 jun
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    • Quirky good job
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    • Could have left the rest of it
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    • Sometimes I’ll be doing something normal and I’ll zone out and I’ll be doing it like I usually do, but I’m totally out my head. I’m in a different world lol.
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    • It’s free real estate
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    • Bro from the shit I’ve read... that demon better be hot and be able to fuck me in my dreams
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    • Not making this religious but in the book of Revelations, that’s apparently how the devils going to come to power. Someone is going to let him possess their body. Then he’s going to do something else but I haven’t gotten that far.
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    • Feels like I’ve been on autopilot for years
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    • Demon jumps in my body why does my back hurt and why are my legs are so tired j I q is this body so destroyed like bro you're 19
      H2Toxic 24 jun
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    • Have definitely felt like this though I wouldn't want a demon to do that.
      hg999 24 jun
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    • It's free real state
      Steven4u 23 jun
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    • *in Bill’s voice* ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE INHABITED A BODY
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    • Running on autopilot isn’t what you want. You feel nothing. It doesn’t even suck, because you can’t feel that anymore. Only left with that you logically should feel something
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    • Set
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    • It's free real estate
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    • I had a fucking stroke reading this tf?
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    • Same
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    • I'm glad I'm not the only one who wished they can just shut themself off and run on autopilot till work was done
      TERMUSMAG 22 jun
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    • Demon : not that one
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    • It's Free Real estate
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    • It’s not great he always asks me to eat
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    • Hey if it’s a succubus I won’t complain
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    • It’s free real estate
      TheAbbs 22 jun
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    • "in a whispering voice" it's free realistate.
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    • I mean as long as I wont have command ever again go for it
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    • I read a book with this exact premise and the dude was so worthless that everyone liked him better when he was possessed
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    • Demons are told to raise hell but what if.. one day they were like "nah" and started doing good?
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    • It's free real estate
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    • I'm not possessed but I know how to turn on auto pilot
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    • Imagine being possessed by a gay demon and just have to sit there and watch yourself getting fucked
      tweb 22 jun
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    • Dude can’t wait to see all them dead children
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    • This sounds like the plot of a web comic
      Daidouji 22 jun
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    • Demon inhabiting my body: How are all of your thoughts in comic sans?
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    • It's free real estate
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    • Old
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    • This meme is over 2 years old ATLEAST
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    • Krang gang approved
      Real4Real 22 jun
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    • How much would you be willing to pay some bodybuilder ghost to possess you and get your body absolutely ripped?
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    • It’s free real-estate
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    • I mean, i wouldn't be lazy anymore
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    • My dad and his fiance and her daughter have had spirit encounters at their house. My mom and my sister have had some as well (I was home asleep when it locked my mom out of the house). But nothing has happened to me. Not even ghosts want me. I feel so left out.
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    • I’m tryna meet succubus ong
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    • bro this meme has come so far you don’t even need the caption
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    • Much like a plane; autopilot will only keep you at altitude, that doesn’t mean you’re going the right way. Disregarding the meme, this is a great metaphor for how most of us live.
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    • Satan you can have mine
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    • Literally thought that was Jason Earles from Hannah Montana and thought this meme was going in a whole other direction
      bsw92 22 jun
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    • A crap ton of pigs looking at a lake be like
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    • Wanna join my gang?
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    • I’m free real estate
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    • I’ve been scrolling for minutes where tf is the meme og
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    • It’s free real-estate
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    • s ame
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    • People with a hypnosis fetish be like:
      BigCoke 22 jun
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    • I often wish to stop breathing while I sleep, but demon possession works too
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    • *asta
      Pride_ 22 jun
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    • Dude I'd do it
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    • Yeah fuck it go rob a bank I don't care anymore
      Humamon 22 jun
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    • Shit man I might have a demon that’s just slow, because half the time I am running on autopilot until I realize I’m doing something wrong or stupid like grabbing a plate when I want something to drink. My demon is just trying his best and when he can’t figure something out he hands me the controller
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    • god i wish i was a demon so I could possess my kindergarten teacher... she was so fucking hot. yea im horny and im not ashamed of it
      Glargman 22 jun
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    • listen if you can’t dissociate and run on autopilot naturally, demon bought is a suitable substitute
      cxd062517 21 jun
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