10 year old me coming out of
the fitting room so my mom could see how the shirt fit
La_Chula La_Chula
24 nov 2020
10 year old me coming out of the fitting room so my mom could see how the shirt fit
SANTA DENIERS LQOKING AT THE
AT PM ON
RECEMBER
PolishLithuania PolishLithuania
26 dec 2020
SANTA DENIERS LQOKING AT THE AT PM ON RECEMBER
the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.
the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.
fun
There is phobia that somewhere, somehow a duck is watching you, it's called analideephobia.
fun There is phobia that somewhere, somehow a duck is watching you, it's called analideephobia.
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
Titanman86 Titanman86
10 jun
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
"How are Harambe memes still popular?"
Me:
"Heroes get remembercd, butlegend fever die"
mediumfunny mediumfunny
22 jun
"How are Harambe memes still popular?" Me: "Heroes get remembercd, butlegend fever die"
When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop
When it's career day and your mom shows up with a webcam and a laptop
Your Family: It's just a cough
The doctor: It's just a cough
Google:
Pixey Pixey
22 jun
Your Family: It's just a cough The doctor: It's just a cough Google:
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead
All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day
Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
Zaynoz Zaynoz
26 sep 2020
My girl asleep at cuz she's gotta work at 11 the next day Me at midnight knowing I gotta get up at Sam for work
aparticularlygoodfinder brokensilence1 37:
lynaroo:
iv
think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
TINY SKY CHICKEN
=Chicken
frogclit frogclit
23 sep 2020
aparticularlygoodfinder brokensilence1 37: lynaroo: iv think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky. He decided to be the sky instead. TINY SKY CHICKEN =Chicken
How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy
fit!
What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr-
plexed!"
questionable_reddit questionable_reddit
11 jun
How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy fit! What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping! Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine! hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark! hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr- plexed!"
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
FamGuy1 FamGuy1
28 may
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
There was a prison warden in
Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
UnusualFaqs UnusualFaqs
8 dec 2020
There was a prison warden in Louisiana so loved that when he retired, 100 inmates pooled together their money to throw him a parity.
like Star Wars for the plot!
es. sHes
ASTRAAL VAO,
THE LOCAL MISSIONARY.
like Star Wars for the plot! es. sHes ASTRAAL VAO, THE LOCAL MISSIONARY.
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack*
The cashier who had to clean it up:
PM - Twitter for iPhone
goten18 goten18
31 dec 2020
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack* The cashier who had to clean it up: PM - Twitter for iPhone
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling
Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
overstuffedopossum overstuffedopossum
24 sep 2020
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling Me: *starts singing gospel songs*