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    • Humans like getting petted, too! Like when you continuously tap a baby or a toddler so it goes to sleep, or when someone plays with your hair and you start feeling tingles in your spine. It’s so amazing
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    • Dogs only roll over for us to pet thier tummies because they think WE enjoy it and want to make us happy
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    • In all fairness, humans also like to be petted
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    • Physical contact is a universal language that spans all races and species. That is why you feel legitimately alone in the absence of contact.
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    • I'll fall asleep if someone pets me
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    • Imagine a giant superintelligent creature picking you up and beneveolenty caressing your head while cooing to you and telling you how you're awesome and how much you matter to everyone.
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    • I would say statistically speaking we live in a world full of shit that wants to fucking kill us
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    • Please tell my dog he’s supposed to love being petted
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    • Just as God intended
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    • On a legitimately good feature, we get two garbage tcs. I think we all know what that means
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    • I know that loads more women like being pet too. when guys generally dont. So by that standard....women are pets and men are the only true humans.
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    • “Edit: on my gosh guys thanks for all the likes!”
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    • Have you ever, as a human being, been pet? Having someone play with your hair is absolutely marvelous.
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    • Yeah but when I bring my bearded dragon around suddenly people are calling for its execution
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    • I mean, human enjoy being petted too. It's just an animal thing. I'm pretty sure it releases seratonin or dopamine or something.
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    • And yet forests that hold said creatures are being torn down
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    • Bears dont like touch
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    • I love how JimmyJohns sandwiches cost way less than subway and are extremely delicious!
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    • We will see one of our own die and not bat an eye..... but a dog get lightly slapped and ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!!
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    • My tarantula does in fact hate being pet. She does enjoy the occasional booty slap though.
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    • Past tense of pet is pet not petted...
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    • Of mice and men
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    • Most mammals and even birds use grooming as a show of affection, hence by petting them we are showing them we care for them :)
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    • Finally. A post that doesn’t “human shame” us just for being people because some rich rights are assholes.
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    • Oh no get the porn out of tc so when people open the comments in public it’s not sus.
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    • White people be like: hurrr durrr doggo pupper
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    • And we live in a world that we kill corral and kill animals to eat them as they have a pointless sad life in a small cage breed until they are ready at the peak of their life to be slaughtered
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    • Then god made the porcupine
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    • It's because of the grooming instinct
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    • Tell that to the alligator in my back yard
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    • But if you pet a human it’s “ sexual harassment.” Damn commies. I thought this was America
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    • Bat spotted yes thanks :))
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    • Have you ever been petted? It's great.
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    • And they say god doesn’t exist
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    • Too bad we're also killing them off.
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    • Pets are called pets because we pet them.
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    • Because smaller animals like feeling comforted it’s kind of like us humans when we put on a blanket.
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    • Humans interact with more species than any other species in the world.
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    • Except porcupines and electric eels.
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    • Is anybody else slightly salted that it says “petted” instead of “pet”
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    • I really want to pet the squirrels in my back yard and the racoons
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    • What animals like is being safe knowing u will protect them
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    • Humans are what happens when an ape puts all their stat-points in intelligence and dexterity
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    • Even sharks like to be petted. I think nurse sharks will chase tiger sharks away if scuba divers are present to hoard all the pets for themselves.
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    • My dog had 7 puppies and they are only 10 days old and we love them so much!
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    • Anyone who reads this go pet your dog. Just got home from the vet clinic with my family... Our dog got bit by a raccoon and we (stupidly) didn't keep her up to date on her shots. It was safer to put her down instead of taking the risk that she might get rabies. I miss her already... rip Cocoa ❤️
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    • God indented
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    • Except we are killing the planet. That these animals life on.
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    • Imagine what kind of shit Native Americans petted on their fucking peyote trips, and we had to come along with rootin’ tootin’ cowboys
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    • Ya ill be damned if i let a lewd be a tc on my wholesome post.
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    • How lovely that we as humans, a species that likes to kill things, lives in a world that is full of things that can be killed.
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    • i wouldn't mind getting my dick petted, guy or girl i don't care at this point
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    • Too bad we kill 90% of them for money
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    • Well its decided when we finally bring back the dinosaur, we will tame them with petting.
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    • Yes....We humans
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    • Except for cats, you get a 3 rub limit. >3 rubs = death!
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    • I mean. Have you ever tried petting an ant? How about a lion fish? Man o war? A box jelly? How about a rockfish? A kimono dragon?
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    • My dicc needs petting
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    • More like a universal trait of all mammals, as physical touch correlates with psychological development and well being that’s intrinsic in nature to most animals including humans...To bad this overly complicated but informative post will get lost in comments but this soft core hentai shit won’t
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    • Meanwhile I'm arguing in another meme with people who have an extra chromosome that makes them think killing any animal for any reason is what we are meant to do
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    • We also like being pet.
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    • *god created animals. “Aweee they want to be petted, there you go , human”. *creats human
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    • Humanity is going to spend massive amounts of money terraforming other planets just so that we can have pettable animals there
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    • we love petting creatures because we grew up with pettable creatures. likewise creatures grew up being petted and evolved to enjoy it.
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    • Inigga, top comment and something meta about how to get top comment. Their am I a professional comedian yet?
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    • You guys are awesome.Hows y’alls day been?
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    • Its grooming, and a sign of affection it many mammals. We are in fact mammals, question answered
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    • What animal is that little guy?
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    • pretty bat 🦇 😻😻
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