• 1. Never shake a man's hand sitting down. 2. There
are plenty of ways to enter the pool, the stairs isn't
one of 'em. 3. In a negotiation, never make the first
offer. 4. Act like you've been there before, especially
in the end zone. 5. When entrusted with a secret, keep
it. 6. Hold your heroes to a higher standard. 7. Return
a borrowed car with a full tank of gas. 8. Don't fill up
on bread. 9. Don't let a wishbone grow where a
backbone should be.
10. You marry the girl, you marry her whole family. 11. Be like a
duck, remain calm above water but kick like crazy underneath.
12. Never turn down a breath mint. 13. In a game of HORSE,
sometimes a simple free throw will be enough. 14. Thank a
veteran, then make it up to him. 15. If you wanna know what
makes you unique, sit for a caricature. 16. Would you let your
future child marry someone like you? 17. Get out of your own
way. 18. The path you want to be on probably won't be easy. 20. If
you don't believe in yourself, who will? 21. Sacrifice today for a
much better tomorrow
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    • 19 hit too close to home for me 😔
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    • Number 19: Always notice the little things
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    • #19 Do the unexpected. (Like skipping 19)
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    • I like the caricature one, might have to sit and do that at some point
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    • Number 19 is to be rootin, be tootin, and by god by sh00tin. But most importantly, be kind
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    • Looks like someone can’t count to 19
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    • Where is tip #19? Is it okay? Is it alright?
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    • 19. Never give away all your secrets to success
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    • Skipped 19
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    • I had my caricature drawn once. Dude gave me a gigantic forehead. Never really recovered from it :/
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    • 22. Learn how to fucking count
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    • I separated from the military in November. Got a job, new apartment, girlfriend of a year and a half was moving in. Then covid hit, most my job, girlfriend left me, went in debt to my apartment, Still havent gotten my DD214 so VA tells me to go fuck myself. People just spit on me for being military.
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    • Me currently doing none of these things
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    • Step 1 to being a man don't let others tell you how to be a man.
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    • Wym repay the veteran? Do I start a war and fight
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    • 19. A strong man stands up for himself, a stronger man stands up for others.
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    • Damn, I get to marry the girl AND her sister?
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    • 22. Put beans in unexpected places and upload the pictures to the internet.
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    • Since it isnt there I got yall. 19: If you shit your pants, you must always say "Y'all I did it again, and I sure aint crappy happy" if you fail to do this, you must get an erection, twist it like a corkscrew and balance on the tip, it's called a Kobe-copter and is a rite of passage
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    • Yea... Fuck number ten. You aren’t marrying her family. In marriage you are important. If she (or he) doesn’t treat you like you matter to them then you don’t matter to them. You’re a convenient dick or vagina and that’s it.
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    • “You marry a girl, you marry her whole family” me when her dad comes over:
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    • 22. Learn to count
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    • 10. Is difficult for me. I’ve been with my gf over 4 years now and I’m definitely marrying her. Her mom and sister hate me though. We have no idea why. I’m smart, have a degree, kind, good manners, have my future planned out, and I’m not a soy boy. We can’t figure out why they hate me.
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    • 1) I’m paralyzed 2) I did a back flip off them though 3) short term memory loss. You guys do the rest
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    • Always make the first offer, if you’re smart and it isn’t too low or too high, then you’ve set the negotiation range. If I offer 70 first we’ll settle on a lower price than if the other offered 100 first
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    • 22. do something that will make you thank yourself for later
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    • Two men meet for negotiations. Both have seen this list. Both refuse to make the first offer. No negotiations occur.
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    • “Don’t fill up on bread” did your mom write this for you?
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    • 22) scoop di di whoop
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    • I dont understand #2
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    • Just like in Wayside school, there is no 19th story.
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    • How do you "make it up" to a vet?
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    • Who slapped this paragraph together and was like "yeah, I'm posting it"
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    • Where's 19?
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    • Message me if you want to know the truth about #19
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    • Number 15
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    • Bro I didn’t realize I had bigass eyebrows until my first caricature
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    • "If you wanna fix your life, start by cleaning your room" - Jordan Peterson
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    • 10 hit hard tbh
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    • Rule 22: there is no rule 19
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    • 19 is 14 and I’m deep
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    • 19s pretty fucked up
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    • I'd never ever sit for a caricature, fuck that, I'm not trying to get my feelings hurt
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    • Some are these aren’t just wrong but stupid too.
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    • Theres no 19
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    • Hooww abboutttt you go fuck yourself
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    • You cant sh*ot the same shot after you make it in the horse games I play
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    • 12. Never turn down a breath mint. I only refuse mints from people I don’t know and the Fisherman’s Friend mints that my dad likes. If you don’t know what those are, but some however you can and try them or find a friend who has some
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    • #19. Remember to read it all
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    • #3 is bad advice for someone who has done research beforehand. In behavioral economics, there is phenomenon called “anchoring.” When presented with a cost initially, the minds of individuals tend to “anchor” to the initial proposal and compare all future proposals against the initial proposal. (1/2)
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    • Aye regardless if 19 is there or not these are I’ll great things to live by and I hope all of you follow these and live an amazing life
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    • 22: play tf2
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    • What is this a list of?
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    • Why is filling up on bread bad
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    • 16 is a good point tbh
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    • Sacrifice today for a much better tomorrow is a constant stream of bad days :Dd
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    • ALWAYS listen to your bad feeling/red flag gut instincts. We evolved them as a species for a reason
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    • I agree to all but 10, my wife's family is trash
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    • who wants to do 14 and grab a beer with me
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    • Dad. ?
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    • Dr. Jordan Peterson’s first rule is to stand with your held and shoulders upright.
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    • 10. Is bullshit. You don’t marry her family. That’s some beta blue pill shit. Never let your family or your wife’s family tell you what to do. It’s not their relationship. It’s between you and ur wife
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    • 10 is garbage
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    • I was expecting 20 to be “learn to count properly”
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    • #2 - guess youve never been in a heated pool
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    • Pretty good list but #6 is stupid.
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    • Where is 19?
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    • Dude this HORSE thing is factual, at family gatherings we always play and it’s always the simple shit that gets everyone out
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    • 10 - ... You marry the girl, and you marry her whole family... That one I must learn!
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    • 10. You marry the guy/girl, you marry his/her family.
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    • What’s a caricature?
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    • "Thank a veteran, then make it up to him." Uh, what?
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    • You ever take a dookie and it feels like youre spiraling out some chocolate ice cream
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    • 10 just isn't true.
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    • Wholesome
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    • I've got a list similar to that, I'm stealing some of this
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    • Someone offered me an entire pack of breath mints, it’s starting to but I can’t refuse!
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    • Nah, You Can do Whatever You Want. Just Do It Right 👉👆👉
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    • Yeah, half of these are useless
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    • This was fucking stupid
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    • 14, ew... no
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    • What if both people do #3?
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    • 10. i did not marry my god damn piece of shit in laws, my wife is literally the only normal person in that shit family
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    • Don’t tug on Superman’s cape.
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    • The council of men approves
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