1. Everyone on
the Forbes 500 List is
II. A]] Olive Gardens are systematically
III. Weed isn’t just legal, it’s mandatory.
IV. Everyone with a net worth above 1,000,000
dollars must complete a
humiliating obstacle course to keep their
money. This is nationally televised.
V. God is dethroned.
VI. The United States Armed Forces are
defunded and the 700 billion dollar annual
budget is used to promote trans awareness
month instead. Maybe ]jke 20% goes to
VII. Tarring and feathering members of
congress is legal.
VIII. Police are required to use NERF guns
instead of real guns.
IX. 1, Lhe creator of this image, personally get
to throw Ted Cruz into the Gulf of Mexico.