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No why the fuck would I
pick you?
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    • That's how I've always thought of it. Why are people upset when they find out they're adopted? Instead of being a drunken mistake, you actually got chosen by people who had to commit time and money.
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    • That's a fucked up thing to say to your kid
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    • If I ever adopt I would pick our a kid that looks completely different from me from color to facial structures and when people ask if he’s adopted I would say no and give a extremely stupid explanation that sounds like My wife got away with cheating and I’m just oblivious
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    • smarthphOWNED
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    • Irrefutable proof
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      Kit_Draws 26 may
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    • "Cause I'm a bastard, just like you"
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    • I am lol. My sister used to joke about it and how I didn't look like the family and my aunt said to her "atleast she was picked into this family, we got stuck woth you" lolol
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    • Real shit right there
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    • The Littles chose a rodent
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    • His branch just got pruned from the family tree and yeeted the fuck off the property
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    • Timmy can u plz say grace? Sure thing mom. Mesothelioma is good. Amen.
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    • I can't wait to use that
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    • I never believe screenshots of messages anymore. Nowadays people just get two phones and change the name of the number to whoever they tryna make-up a conversation with for social media.
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    • Good point
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    • That's what she said
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    • “Tell me something that relieves and hurts me at the same time”
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    • Definitely no nsfw art here okay don’t look
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    • Damn put him in the oven
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    • That’s tuff
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    • I was first offended and then felt the most happiest feeling iv ever felt
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    • I'm trying to scrolling down but there's no destruction 100 caption
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    • Good point
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    • Wow, your dad is a douchebag, so funny....
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    • That’s what the kid gets for being curious lmao
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    • Destruction 100
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    • Who else could stomach this?
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    • The biggest oof
      Wormy 26 may
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    • "Yes, but they brought you back"
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    • Get fucked
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    • Yikes
      HatKid 26 may
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    • Fair enough
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    • “Oh okay so now I know who gave me the ugly”
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    • That’s a mood
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    • He has a point.
      Shade 26 may
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    • Is being kidnapped the same as being adopted?
      Dark_Lord 26 may
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    • That’s kinda tough...
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    • Damn it really be like that
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    • Welp can’t argue that logic
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    • The best part about being adopted is the fact that your adopted parents actually choose you. Other parents don't get to choose their kids unless it's back when you were allowed to kill your children because they had imperfections.
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    • Haha ur adopted ur parents never loved you
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    • Oh my god! No stupid ass fucking caption! It’s a miracle!
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    • wait why are you looking at my recents
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    • I'm so glad I got featerd but what's with all the hentai
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    • Please give me top comment before hentai takes it
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    • That's some Savage shit right there
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    • Me: thanks dad you too
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    • Well damn
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    • Fatherly love❤️
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    • Shiiiiiiiit.
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    • Joshua is real!
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    • They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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    • Holy fuck
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    • That’s definitely something my father would say to me
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    • F
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    • Using a meme from literally years ago I see
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    • I'm adopted
      xXgalexXx 28 may
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    • Ask your mom.....oh wait, we don't know who she is
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    • And I made it
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    • I remember hearing this in 3rd grade so over 10 years ago. ♻️
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    • So you were an accident rather way
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    • Is this better or worse?
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    • He loves that boy
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    • Gottem
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    • Stuart little’s parents picked the fucking mouse
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    • See if I asked this question I want this answer too real
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