• Maybe the grass seems greener on
the other side because you're not
over there fucking it up.
Who are you and why do you know so much
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    • Californians going to other states in a nutshell
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    • Nah the grass is greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit.
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    • The grass may be greener on the other side, but you can bet the water bill is higher.
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    • Krystal 20 jun
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    • Fun fact: if there’s a patch of grass that is a darker green, there may be a body buried there. It’s a darker green due to the nitrogen-rich decomposing body. Meaning the grass really is greener on the other side
      aj518 20 jun
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    • Maybe the grass is greener on the other side because they water it and you don't. Nobody's fault but your own.
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    • Seems right
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    • I prefer "the grass always seems greener cause you don't know what kinda bullshit they used as fertilizer."
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    • who are you who are so wise in the ways of science.
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    • That's not right at all. Shit is a great fertilizer, and I am full of it, especially bull.
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    • Its not about the grass, its about who mowed it. If u take care of your "grass" then it will be greener :)
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    • Because the other side full of bullshit
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    • I’ve fucked the grass before but the only thing that changed color was my PP
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    • Its greener because all the bull shit fertilized it.
      Rednexsus 20 jun
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    • Or maybe it’s fertilized with bullshit
      michizzle 20 jun
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    • No it’s greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with bullshit
      busterx25 20 jun
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    • Blacks and jews take notes
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    • Reddit moment
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    • The grass is greener on my side of the fence because my chickens shit all over the damn place
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    • I read "...gLass is greener..." (like a beautifuly green field of broken glass shards that glisten in greenish rainbow colors as the sun shines onto it) :D
      Sensino 20 jun
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    • It’s greener cause some bitches stole my grass
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    • Or it's covered in bullshit
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    • Northerners and Californians moving south
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    • Reddit moment
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    • Watch everyone bitch that this is from reddit
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    • The grass is greener on the other side cause they use fertilizer. AKA full of shit.
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    • I like getting to the features early so i can see all the furry porn
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    • Basically any place with low crime rates until a certain demographic shows up. Sweden crime rates has increased a lot since the refugees started showing up. They have no go zones now and ra.pe is getting worst
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    • Basically all activist movements rn
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    • "They say the grass is greener on the other side. I've seen it with my eyes, you must be colorblind." -Funeral Fantasy by nothing,nowhere.
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    • PorkSword 20 jun
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    • Oh great I’m early
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    • The grass may be greener on the other side but you still have to mow it
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    • The grass is greener on the other side because it's fertilized with bullshit.
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    • Anxiety in a nutshell
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    • Just found out a girl i liked used to like me back but it's too late now because she found someone else. I'm not gonna interfere though. I hope she's happy. (I'm not a simp, just a gentleman. I dislike thots like people should) Can i get an f in the chat bois?
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    • Reddit fucking sucks
      Cladan 23 jun
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    • It’s greener cause I use my cum as fertilizer
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    • The grass is always greener on the other side cause it's fertilized with bullshit
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    • Why is epic fall everywhere
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    • Don’t let, the green grass fool ya. Don’t let, it change your mind.
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    • What the rioters of Minneapolis, NYC, Atlanta, LA, DC, etc should read.
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    • This is Texas with Californians
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    • This is how Californians see Texas. Then they come here and fuck it up
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    • The grass is greener because the people who live there are taking care of their own grass instead of moping around and feeling bad because their grass isn’t as nice as their neighbors’
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    • Californians moving to red states
      TNTNuke 22 jun
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    • It's greener over there cuz their lawn has biodiversity lol
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    • Or it’s because people are filling it with bullshit
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    • Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
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    • Black people be like
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    • The grass is always greener under the septic tank - Pastor Jim.
      GregN 22 jun
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    • The grass is always greener on the other side because it’s covered in bullshit.
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    • The grass is always greener where the dogs are shitting.
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    • Swiggo
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    • Immigrants
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    • ew reddit
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    • Hey pro tip just set the grass on fire w/ copper then the grass will be greener
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    • Anywhere east of the rockies
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    • The grass is greener on the other side because my neighbors have AstroTurf
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    • The grass aint always greener on the other side, it’s green where you water it.
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    • Not if I have anything to say about it
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    • Owning up to shitty morals and personality traits doesnt make you edgy and cool: change my mind
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      Jonyba 21 jun
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    • The grass ain't green where the lights don't show
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    • It may be greener but it's still grass
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    • The grass is greener but your grass gets you fuckin lit.
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    • I always say this to my less than stellar employees who threaten to leave "jokingly" but I'm really serious.
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    • "The grass is greener where you water it" old farmers quote
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    • Modern leftists
      Bleggman 21 jun
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    • How people be when they move to Oregon and Texas
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    • Appreciate what you have before you go looking for more
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    • Maybe the grass over there is greener because while your lawns been dying of not getting any care you've been staring at someone else's lawn you dense asshole
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    • Fuck your grass!!! I did! And now my dick be itching... on second thought don’t. I think I got chiggers
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      ihaveaseriousquestion 21 jun
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    • BLM***
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    • I laid 3 pallets of sod today so actually the grass is very green.
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    • I love it when people try to pass off memes as their original thoughts
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    • The urine of female dogs burns grass
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    • I won’t be green when I get my fuckin rzr on it
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    • South American immigrants
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    • There was more shit on the other side at one time.
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    • No it’s because the people I’m around won’t let my grass grow properly
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    • And, you don't have to mow it.
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    • The grass is greener where you water it.
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    • Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science
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    • Maybe grass just doesn't grow well on your land. Try growing something else.
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    • Shut the fuck up
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    • I know no one cares but I’m in the bathroom at Walmart right now and I hope no one needs to toilet when I get done because all that’s gonna be left is a hole in the ground
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    • I’ve always thought that saying was more about an inherent latent jealousy in everyone... the color green is even used to show envy so it works well either way
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