• When you're working in retail and the kid thats
been running around screaming for 20 minutes
falls and faceplants into the cold stone floor
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    • sobasic 22 jun
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    • And then their mom gets mad at you like you were supposed to dive down and be a cushion or something
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    • I could watch kids eat shit for hours. That shits funny as hell.
      Drcool_52 22 jun
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    • Pain isn't something to laugh at. Unless it was deserved. Fuck that kid
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    • Fuck them kids
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    • One night when I was closing at Starbucks this group of ladies was there for HOURS and one of them had a like 3yo who was just running around EVERYWHERE and we kept telling them to control their kid before he ran into a table or something but they just ignored us.. When that kid finally slammed
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    • Here come non retale workers on that "he's just a kid being a kid don't be mean" shit.
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    • Yeah I know it’s evil but it’s hilarious. Keep in mind on occasion us retail workers see a well behaved child and it gives us hope for 2 minutes.
      shitteeth 22 jun
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    • We have a Give Back night at my restaurant once a month where a percentage of all receipts go to the local elementary school and parents will bring their kids and literally let them play tag around the floor all night long with zero supervision.
      Mythbuff 22 jun
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    • So the other day I had ask this black kid to stop get off a scooter that he been riding around and he said "what this?" I'm like "yes the scooter" and I walk into the warehouse and someone asked me for my help after I gotten out of the back from pulling a pallet and he said that the kid said fuck
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    • Saw a kid eat concrete like that once and he just got up and kept running like it was nothing, had a lot more respect for him after that
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    • The pain and suffering of others brings me immeasurable joy!
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    • I have to keep count of the customers that come in n my store and it always pisses me the fuck off when Consuela brings all nine of her fucking kids and all six cousins and her Abuela into the fuckin place. A trip to the store for some people is a fucking family reunion.
      Greymane 22 jun
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    • I was stocking shelves at work, and this family with like 8 kids came through my area and completely messed up all the aisles.
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    • As someone who works in a large grocery store, let me tell you that 9/10 times the parent’s reaction to a misbehaving child is more annoying than the child itself.
      Amaranth 22 jun
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    • My ex used to work at Applebee’s as a server and there was a bunch of little kids running around the restaurant and one ran smack into her tripping her up and she dropped most of the food all over herself and the kid.
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    • But then you have to hear the little shit cry and it just ruins the whole thing. Trust me, I've been there.
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    • It is NOT juvenile delinquency. It IS PARENTAL DELINQUENCY! The kid needs parents/adult supervision.
      Jake64 22 jun
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    • Had a kid in my hardware store today that wanted to play with the rack of toys we had and wasn't listening to her mother to stop, but instead of disciplining her the mom just kept repeating "You promised you wouldn't do this!" over and over sounding like a whiney little kid.
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    • As a mom myself, it is pretty funny see it happen to other kids and a lot of the time my own. Mine doesn't act up in public, only 3 so every once in a while has a hit, but it is funny to see him fall after I've been telling him over and over to pick up him toys lol
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    • Small cocks matter!!!
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    • This literally happened today, except the kid was screaming and being all retarded so his mom took all stuff he picked out and threw it on a shelf and they left
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    • Was at a restaurant in sea isle, this little crotch goblin had been terrorizing everyone from just being loud. He ran head first into a hefty busboy carrying a tray of dirty dishes. Dude didn’t budge so the kids head hit the tray, then the ground. Felt bad for the little dude and the busboy looked
      tickity 22 jun
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    • Yeah I’d be laughing out loud instead of inside
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    • I want Cold Stone
      Numbuh_2 22 jun
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    • I used to work retail and one time i bitched out a teenager for throwing a Halloween mask right on the floor after i had just tidied the area. Told him if he didn't stop fucking up our store, he would never be allowed back in. He got the point
      club27 22 jun
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    • Bah Gawd it’s Cold Stone Austin Stephens Bah Gawd!!!
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    • Did they mean "stone cold floor"? Or are they at a cold stone's
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    • I swear in retail everyone gets flamed. Doesn’t matter who you are. Everyone gets it
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    • Fuck them kids
      Shields 22 jun
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    • Footage 22 jun
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    • I hate kids and I never want a single one. Children are expensive and most end up failures. I will never have kids.
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    • I saw this kid riding his bike around and he ate some fat shit, I couldn't help but snicker a bit, cause he was a cocky lil bitch
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    • When I was working retail I seen 2 kids look exactly like my niece and nefew I haven't seen them in 2 years I had to stop my self from grabbing them and hugging them
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    • Low-key thought this was Billie Piper at first
      SpiderGuy 22 jun
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    • Or you have to tell the obnoxious customer that its against policy to do what they want and they know it so they leave cursing under their breath.
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    • LiKe THis CoMmENt FoR NuDES
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    • even better when the mom finally whoops they ass
      Sugma 22 jun
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    • I work at Walmart, and in Tampa you’re required to wear a mask indoors after 5pm, I can’t wait to finally be able to say “no” to people after 10 months :)
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    • I love cold stone
      Reported 24 jun
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    • People are too lenient with their children today most of the kids I babysit have never even heard of time out and their the most obnoxious bratty monsters I’ve ever the displeasure to deal with
      yikeskid 24 jun
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    • When she smiles, her face just comes alive 😎
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    • i heard the first screaming child since covid started today. my mind never jumped so quickly to homicidal thoughts
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    • I had these four kids come in and try to shoplift by having one distract me and the other three lift, I yelled without turning away from the distraction kid “I saw that!” And one kid gave the stuff he grabbed back, the other two tried to bolt and tripped on each other getting out the door
      Himiko 22 jun
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    • I saved a kid from falling on her face, while eating a sucker. She was dancing around the self checkout & I told her to be careful with the sucker. She continued so I stayed closer to her to watch her bc mom was busy. Sure enough, she tripped. I caught her, took the sucker from her mouth, told her
      BooBoo88 22 jun
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    • I work in retail and when a kid is going nuts I print off a coloring page for him. Usually settles em down
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    • I was behind some kid in Dollar General that got a shit ton of stuff, and tried to use his Grandmas credit card to buy it. When he kept getting the four digit code wrong, he dropped everything and said he stole it and ran out. Funniest thing ever in a DG
      Doobency 22 jun
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    • Why are you laughing that kid could be hurt Me:
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    • I was at a Walmart and got on the electrical chairs for obese people with my friend and a little 5-7 year old kid ran down the aisle and I hit it
      bantiktok 22 jun
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    • We don't give two shits for children who misbehave. We straight tell them grow up or ask you and your parents to leave.
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    • This is even more true for restaurant workers for kids that leave a fuckn mess
      Rockos 22 jun
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    • When your manager friend kicks out a customer for being mean to you.
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    • And now I can smirk cause I’m wearing a mask
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    • I would openly laugh, and tell the parent to look after their child better, and bare in mind I'm only 28, look like I'm 20
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    • Some child face planted into my butt, but she was adorable. Just tripped over her own two feet
      GlGGLES 22 jun
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    • Hey if you gotta stop to yell at me that you’re gonna be late as I give you your food, just know I don’t really give a shit
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    • Reminds me of when I worked at McDonald's and a kid was running around and slammed into my legs and started falling. Little shit was lucky, I got kid instincts thanks to my nephews. I caught him no hesitation.
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    • This happened at my store but we have a raised platform for mannequins and this kid splits his head on the corner of it, course I thought he just fell and i was gonna laugh till i saw the mom bring him up and the kid has a gash on his head
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    • I work at the Disney store and let me TELL you I feel this shit in my SOUL
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    • My favorite thing like that was a kid standing in the bottom of the cart grabbing everything and throwing it in the floor. Mom goes down the aisle and the kid flipped the cart over on himself.
      relynn 22 jun
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    • this lady got mad cause the black fabric we had didn’t match the black fabric she wanted and she was really gonna spend like $100 on a bathing suit just to rip it up
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    • People just don't give a fuck about their kid's when they go shopping.
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    • Kids that run and scream in public > people that don't run
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    • I was stocking the shelves once and a kid asked their mother if I was pregnant. I'm a dude. I've been trying to work out since.
      LelandSM 22 jun
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    • I'll never understand how parents let their kids become that annoying
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    • Nudes this like if you want comments
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    • But now he’s unleashing blood curdling screams from Hell
      KrusadR 22 jun
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    • Plot twist he gets up like nothing happened
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    • I got reprimanded for something like this once. I didn't catch my laugh in time. Idec though. Lowe's can suck a fat one.
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    • Honestly I enjoy the happiness of children, so I would feel sorry for the child, but that might just be me.
      Rethos 22 jun
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    • Give me top comment and I'll give a few sentences of plane wifi. (C'mon, a fucking porn account has top comment rn, kick her bitchass off, it's for a good cause)
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    • It's ok Karen, even you get a laugh sometimes
      pettclan 22 jun
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    • Fuck kids this post was made by the minimum wage gang
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    • “Careful”!!
      dude101 22 jun
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    • The kids that come into my work always throw displays i spent like 20+ mins setting up and making look pretty. The moms is usually just laugh and go like "ahaha my boys are driving me crazy". Me too bitch.
      81Paladin 22 jun
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    • I'm leaving my job in retail in a week, and I couldn't be more happy about it
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    • You get what you fucking deserve
      Promised 22 jun
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    • That’s my favorite part
      Kristin49 22 jun
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    • Why does this look like a tra nny version of Billie piper
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    • Fifth
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    • Holy shit it’s not porn but it’s still a women
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    • The best kids to have in a restaurant are the vegetables
      joey7633 22 jun
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    • Any bitch who thinks this is funny is retarded
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