• lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time
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how do u wear a sword
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on your hip like a normal person. or on your back if youre a dumb anime dweeb
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dont call geralt of rivia a weeb
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    • Actually historically speaking the smaller swords are on your hip while the larger heavier ones are on your back like the two handed swords are carried on your back
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    • Or be an RPG character and carry your sword in your hand everywhere you go
      Tynneside 19 jun
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    • Weebs have evolved, the've designed special scabbards that allow you to put the sword on your back
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    • Sword- sheathed in hip. Greatsword- sheathed on back
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    • Geralt of Rivia when he realizes that he's a weeb
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    • Depends on what kind if sword it is doesn't it?
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    • That's cuz Geralt has to carry two swords.
      HippieAbs 19 jun
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    • I think a zombie swordsman that actually stores weapons IN his back would be a neat concept. Like he has a scabbard back there but he just constantly fuckin misses. Maybe the dead blood coating his sword gives it special affects or somethin, he just thinks its enchanted.
      Nickels 19 jun
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    • You wear swords on your back like that for transportation of the weopon you'd probably have your side arm (arming sword, bastard sword, long sword if your some kind of fancy knight, club, mace, or axe) on your hip ready to defend yourself and your big artillery (claymore, great axe, your mothers
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    • A back scabbard is only practical with years of training, a horse to ride on and a longsword or greatsword. A regular hip scabbard is for normal people that understand a longsword is kinda ass.
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    • Yeah in the Witcher 3 you can literally watch in the animation where the blade goes through the scabbard texture. I’d guess that irl if you had a weapon too big for a waist scabbard then you just had to carry it in your hands
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    • I mean you could use shadiversity’s back sheath, but seems like a hassle to make
      SirNubbly 19 jun
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    • Shadiversity gang wya
      Tessel8 19 jun
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    • I would have 2 katanas on my back, 1 long sword on the left side of my hip, 1 short sword on the right side of my hip, 2 daggers on my chest, 2 small shields with spinning buzzsaw blades on my arms, 2 kamas where the blade can fold in to the handle on my lower back if we are sticking to only melees
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    • People seem to have forgotten that special scabbards exist that make drawing long swords from the back possible. A short enough sword could be drawn from the back, but it's not fast enough for actual combat.
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    • Would y’all carry big swords or little ones
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    • What soy boy bitches using swords instead of Axes or Hammers
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    • It's time to start dressing like the Assassins again
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    • Honestly always thought sword on the back is a bit more convenient then on the hip.
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    • Hip is shortsword and back is longsword
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    • There are purposes to both hip and back mounted. While hip allows for quick draws. Which back allows more free movement. It's also easier to hold heavier weapons on your back then hip
      AMacik 19 jun
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    • You think Guts is a weeb?
      FangAngel 21 jun
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    • Geralt is so badass he keeps 2 fucking greatswords on his back. One for monsters, and the other for human monsters
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    • Or in your throat if you’re a sword swallower
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    • I never understood how you pull it out from a scabbard in the back. Like you’d start but your arm isn’t long enough to take it out completely so when you try to move it sideways to go in front of you it wouldn’t be all the way out so it would be stuck in the scabbard
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    • Yeah if a sword is big enough, you would havw to carry it on your back. Think in like skyrim where 1 handed weapons are on your hip, but bigger 2 handed weapons are on your back
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    • Or in a cane like my sword
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    • Guys is simple balance it with your penis
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    • Stfu bitch
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    • You dont wear a claymore on your hip, or a great sword for that matter. You could be 6'6" and youd still be dragging the blade through the dort
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    • Long, short, broad, katana, dagger all go on your hip. Greatsword goes on your back
      Ezra1029 20 jun
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    • Second time I’ve been called a weeb
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    • Hey to all the people saying something like "oh only the big ones on your back or only while on a horse" there is no evidence from any historical writings of wearing a sword of your back for combat(except for one completely designed for it but it was basically just a knife) this is because any...
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    • The “sword on the back” thing isn’t entirely improbable. Also Geralt is a real one.
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    • Lower back mid sized swords and daggers
      whyso 19 jun
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    • th0g here. Literally all i want is to be able to walk around with a cloak and a sword. That is literally it
      th0g 19 jun
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    • In antiquity longswords had to be carried on the back by all but the largest of warriors because they were too large for the hip.
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    • And theatrical Uhtred of Bebbanburg
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    • Sometimes if the sword is too big, you need to put it on your back. There are such things as having different techniques to use a weapon. There are tutorials and history about using them. I suggest yall look them up.
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    • I think swords should absolutly be legal everywhere. Are duels legal?
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    • Wearing it on your back is just as effective if done properly.
      Arescles 19 jun
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    • You cant draw a sword off your back unless its shorter than your arm
      THUNT 19 jun
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    • Use a pole arm or halberd, They’re cooler
      _Chaos_ 19 jun
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    • What about Michonne from walking dead?
      mtolbacn 20 jun
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    • Or Talion
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    • well there are those swords that you wear horizontally on your lower back that are smaller than regular swords but longer than daggers (I forgot what they're called)
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    • Honestly depends on the scabbard and the sword
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    • On the hip for combat on the back for travel. God dammit
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    • Gonna put it under my rolls of fat
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    • I would like to see that guy try and wear a Zweihander or a claymore on his belt since wearing it on your back means youra weeb.
      EnomisV 19 jun
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    • Only a great sword belongs on your back
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    • Kazuto Kirigaya
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    • Geralt is a god.
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    • I’d rather sport a bow/crossbow. I would like to keep some distance. If I need to get close: hatchet.
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    • There is a functional way to wear swords on your back.
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    • It is legal to carry a sword into places in Texas
      kNoonett 19 jun
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    • Only sword that goes on your back is a damn claymore. Anything smaller and its just impracticle not to have it on your hip instead.
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    • it's on your back if it's a two hand, at your hip for one.
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    • I’ll carry a sword on my arm
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    • Who needs a scabbard when you have a perfectly good asshole
      Shheepyy 19 jun
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    • Can you all shut the fuck up. All parts of the body are good for swords. Hip? Hell yeah you can have 2-4 on those bad boys. Back? Same. Have 2-4 more. Arms? Perfect for throwing spikes/knives. Boot? Hell yeah. Chest? Have some knife sheathes strapped to you and boom. Badass. Why yall gotta argue?
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    • You position the scabbard on your back over your shoulder for smaller more moneuverable blades meant to excel in agility and speed, this helps the fighter to move easier or it is even meant for large and heavy swords such as claymores or greatswords because they are to heavy to carry at the hip.
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    • He is 100% a weeb
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    • This was one of the gayest shit I've ever read
      Wossy 19 jun
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    • Wait so zelda's a weeb?
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    • That's what all guys want, to wear swords
      Tron70 19 jun
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    • Who?
      idroid 19 jun
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    • Im actually wearing a cloak rn and about to go into a grocery store with it on
      Avicado 19 jun
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    • You gotta wear it sideways across the flat of your back
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    • Swords go on your back if you need to run because that thing slapping across shit ok your side is annoying and gets in the way
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    • Did anyone else think it was cool as shit the way Wesley from the princess bride put his sword
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    • Did somebody say sword
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    • Magic User Gang
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    • Everyone involved in that thread is a fucking weeb
      Sean918 22 jun
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    • Cmon commando droids arent weebs
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    • People never really wore swords on their back irl
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    • Here I was just thinking about Kirito from Sword Art Online
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    • To be fair he has 2 and having a sword on both hips would be inconvenient. Also with supernatural reflexes and speed he can afford to
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    • He kinda is tho
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    • On the back looks cooler but it’s more practical to have the sheath on your hip
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    • some ppl wear it across their waist
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    • Don't disrespect link like this
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    • And deadpool
      Rinzler9 22 jun
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    • He carries a long sword, it wouldn’t fit on his hip
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    • Nah we should start wearing hidden blades and assassins robes. Play a real game of multiplayer from brotherhood.
      Jzargo 22 jun
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    • Doesn’t geralt have his swords on roach in the books?
      Tayyyy23 22 jun
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    • Geralt has two swords. It’s far more practical to have them on his back
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    • Swords are for retards, real warriors use hammers and maces
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    • So blade is a weeb, I think not.
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    • Geralt wears his sword on his back cause he can afford too
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    • Future Trunks pulled off having a sword
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    • If you know what you are doing a back scabbard works better
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    • Hm
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    • Geralt of Dweebvia, with his nerd swords
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    • Actual most swords are not worn on the hip but lower, although it was done with smaller swords.
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    • The back makes since for if you are in water, need to run and use both your hands, and can be quicker to put away. Side is easier to draw, and carry most of the time
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    • Geralt is a weeb
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