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    • Was in the navy (incoming gay jokes), can confirm this is 100% the bullshit they do. Also the pizza party is really you just working for 16 hours with no pizza.
      Xiddah 20 jun
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    • For those that don't know, the cat is portraying a commissioned officer. Or possibly a warrant officer.
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    • I ship for the marines tomorrow! Wish me luck!
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    • My circuits professor at the beginning of class telling us we're gunna get out early today, meaning two minutes early
      HandyAndy 20 jun
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    • H035 20 jun
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    • Gun fact: the weapons issued by the military are low budget pieces of shit that either jam or don't completely unrelated to whether or not you clean your weapon. As a competition sh00ter on the civilian side, i know how to keep my weapon clean, but the poor manufacturing make my M4 jam every 9 shots
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    • Unrelated, but on a serious note... What the FUCK is a warrant officer
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    • PorkSword 20 jun
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    • Ship out on July 6. My parents just gave me a random speech like they will never see me again. Starting to think something bad might happen. Damn.
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    • Once a Marine; Once was Enough
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    • Haha Navy Gay, Marine Crayons, Army Stupid, Chair Force
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    • GET TO DECK SCRUBBING, SEAMAN! THE SHIP IS CLEANER THAN A PORNSTARS COOCHIE BUT WE NEED IT CLEANER
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    • So do warrant officers exist or na?
      NewYork 20 jun
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    • SWOs are something else, man. Most of those ships are being crewed by teenagers operating on four hours of sleep for the last month.
      y01nk 20 jun
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    • "You can go home early if you work through lunch" and other lies your LCPO will tell you.
      Fyreskorn 20 jun
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    • The only easy day was yesterday.
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    • I ship to Navy basic on the 6th guys! I'm really nervous
      snoke556 21 jun
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    • Why do all the branches hate each other? They're all on the same side
      dandjman 20 jun
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    • Duty days can go fucking die for all I care
      Tick_Tick 20 jun
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    • The only job where you wake up at fuckin 0400 in the Morning to do a meaningless detail at 1200 only for it to be pushed back another day...
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    • Fuck E-7s anyone that’s a Chief is an absolute asshole
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    • This shit hurts way too much. 1st rule) don’t trust word. 2nd) always have low expectations so you’re not surprised.
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    • "per unit discretion" is the oldest trick in the book to make Marine Corps orders more restrictive.
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    • I mean, he's not wrong
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    • Some Marines can be such lil bitches about not getting off on time lol. “oH nO iTs 1630 WeRe SuPpOsEd To Be OfF” Well maybe if you did your job we’d probably left then and not be here at 2000.
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    • Every time my chain of command says we're working a half day I always have to stand duty so it doesn't even matter.
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    • So.... wtf is juneteenth?
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    • This is a joke... but it really happens. It hits too close to home
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    • I'm getting sworn in to the Army on Monday
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    • Wait they got to work only 12 hours that day instead of the usual 28 omg how lucky I’m so jealous
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    • You got me there
      USMC2020 20 jun
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    • dicchap 20 jun
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    • Yup
      At335 20 jun
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    • But like 12 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep, and 4 hours of recreation dont sound bad
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    • Most days I’d rather die than go into work.
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    • Phexal 20 jun
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    • I'm hoping on joining the military but I'm worried that I could be discharged or not be able to join because I have anxiety. Its undiagnosed but I fear it may get to the point where I have to start taking meds. If anyone knows anything plz tell me
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    • Why tf don't those covers have the straps on them
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    • Regul 20 jun
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    • Honestly I would assume a half day is half of your shift, like if you worked a 9-5, you’d get off at 1
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    • That’s what’s up man. Hopefully you picked aviation
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    • I was gonna join the Marines because I wanted to challenge myself and be a part of what I thought would be the best Branch but after my friends went in and I didn’t because of a wart I heard the stories and realized fuck that I’d rather go to the army
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    • As a Marine I can confirm
      crandaddy 23 jun
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    • I got a 97 on my asvab and just finished my first year of college, but i dont want to go back to college, so should I join the military or just power through college
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    • “it’s per unit discretion. you’re marines, life isn’t easy!” “smh aye gunny”
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    • Currently a marine. Can agree. Shits gay
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    • My brother left today to go to basic training and I have cried multiple times. I am proud of him
      pabo1157 23 jun
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    • Rahhhhh
      Giron 23 jun
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    • On a friday right before a 96 and the 12 hours is actually 16. But hey it is what it is
      OGIzzy 23 jun
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    • One time when I was like 19 I think, my foreman called the boss like 2 hours into the day and was like we’re done the job can we go home and get paid 8? Boss was like sure fuck it. Foreman called another foreman. That foreman needed help. We worked a 12 that day. I was upset
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    • A participation award
      xNanix 22 jun
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    • Fuck I hate when they do that shit
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    • Eye eye sir
      Why__Indi 22 jun
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    • Love that cat
      SOFUL 22 jun
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    • Can someone take the hats away in this pic
      duhkoda98 22 jun
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    • Seeing all these kids excited to be a marine is amusing. This shit is not what it’s made out to be at all. A bunch of kids are gonna be highly disappointed.
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    • The half day is for him not us commoners
      BOYAMIGAY 22 jun
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    • I own a roofing company and there are days like this. Ill say we are working until noon due to heat or rain or something. Then next thing I know it's like 8pm. Feel awful for the crew but I always buy beers every Friday and have a cookout at my house to let them know they're appreciated.
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    • I leave for the marines in oct, any tips?
      willwewin 22 jun
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    • There should have been crayons on the plate
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    • He’s not wrong
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    • Rah
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    • Imagine being a pog lmao
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    • Clever
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    • Just finished MCT, Covid has the whole system fucked, have fun future brothers
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    • My friend used to complain about pulling doubles at McDonald's. Last I heard one shift was like 2 hours 😂😂
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    • I'm sorry for the bullshit you're gonna go through, hopefully just a 4 year
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    • First to fight hes loyal
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    • Accurate
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    • The other day our nco told us we were done with work by noon. We sat around from noon until five "standing by"
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    • I'm gonna be starting my cadetship at sea hopefully soon and my shifts are 6 am to 6 pm
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    • Boot camp November 2nd
      Mikejurek 21 jun
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    • No... half a day is 6 hours retard
      Buster988 21 jun
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    • My loved goes out to all of you shipping to MCRD soon.
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    • Shit literally just happened to me
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    • Well, he's not wrong.
      MilestFox 21 jun
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    • #NURSES
      brandyrn 21 jun
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    • Rah sarnt
      Wenderia 21 jun
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    • Well he ain’t wrong
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    • AND stand in formation doing nothing for another 1 1/2 hours at the end of the day while the local brass decides what to tell you about tomorrow.
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    • God fucking damnit most of y’all don’t even know but that really is some shit the CoC will do if they feel like it
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    • Ah Yes Marines
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    • Referring to daylight
      MungDaal 21 jun
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    • mfw I’m in the middle of a 12 hour shift
      GanSolo 21 jun
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    • All branches absolutely pull this
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