• missmella:
You guys I'm in Disney World and
this afternoon my blood sugar
dropped so low I got separated from
my family and somehow bought an
ice cream and then blacked out and
woke up on a bench with chocolate
sauce all over my arms and Mickey
Mouse putting a cold towel on my
head this truly is a magical place.
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    • Its fucking crazy how dangerous hypoglycemia is.
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    • You got drugged by Mickey
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    • "Hey you, you're finally awake"
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    • I've never had an experience like that, but damn do I wish I'd crash that hard. I wanna wake up to storm troopers standing by while Vader tries to get me up.
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    • same thing happened to me. woke up to Boba feet standing over me asking if I was ok
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    • She woke up with mickeys special chocolate sauce on her arm
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    • What he doesn't now is that it wasn't his low blood sugar Micky Mouse just cloroformed your ass and now your in Disney dungeon about to see what Micky is really about.
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    • It wasn’t chocolate......he was finishing business
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    • fainted once during a football game in highschool and the mascot was the only one that noticed. i woke up to a guy in a bear costume dragging me i to the shade and i almost lost my shit
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    • I’d believe it.
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    • I had an issue similar to this. I will have seizures that manifest in sudden loss of awareness but my body moves on autopilot. And I’m at Disneyland having fun in Tomorrowland the next minute I’m in the French quarter and jack sparrow off all people 1/2)
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    • Did your butthole hurt?
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    • When I was 11 I got super light headed while i was at Easy Street. I wandered off into the restroom trying not to pass out. I fell at the sinks then woke up to an old man holding me up trying to feed me his pretzel. I didn't understand what was happening, but he kept trying so I ate half his
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    • My face and voice is very monotone and expressionless and I was at disney once waiting for someone to get out of the bathroom and one of the workers came over and asked if i was ok
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    • My worst case scenario for blacking out and waking up 12 hours later is this: I wake up in a Taiwanese jail cell, with 36 guards all pointing guns at my face, half of them are crying, as I regain feeling I realize I have about 5 cock rings on at once and an wearing a clown outfit and makeup. I (1/2)
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    • Even to a diabetic this is impressive
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    • When I was around 8 years old in elementary school I was going with my class to recess and while I was going down the stairs my legs just gave out and I basically fell down like 30 steps knocking everybody over like a pin-
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    • Cast Members are trained to handle each guest with the highest care. A strong customer experience is memorable it isnt about the attractions its about the people.
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    • I get blood sugar crashes like that. I passed out at work once and woke up with my shirt off, soaked in water and on my head, and a coworker feeding me a popsicle
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    • Sounds like you found the secret stash of drugs under Disney world and they gave you the "faghetabahtit" juice. That being the "chocolate sauce"
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    • Characters actually aren’t allowed to interact with injured guests tho, an definitely wouldn’t be allowed to touch someone who was unconscious
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    • When i was there I was like 7 or 8 and my dumbass just fell and busted my head open on a piece of concrete and I think it was just like one of the people dressed up as someone who belongs in that area came and helped me but they immediately had me get stitches and I think we got free dinner idk
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    • One day I was at Disney land and I had a moment we’re I blinked and suddenly everything was rusted and broken down with no one there, then like in an instant it was back to normal. Come to realize life’s an illusion based off of perception and emotion, I just went through depressed bipolar episode
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    • This didn’t happen because characters are not allowed to interact with injured guests, they don’t have any of the needed training. And def would be fired for touching anyone who is unconscious.
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    • I remember I fell asleep on a bench waiting for my family to get off a ride. And I was woken up by Darth Vader. No lie top 10 scariest ways to be woken up.
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    • Type 1 diabetes gang
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    • I feel like if you did drugs and went to Disney World you’d end up in a similar situation
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    • Pechunia is me
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    • I have actually passed out at an amusement park from low blood sugar once lol. Was waiting in line for 4 hours, was up next, passed out as I went to take my seat.
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    • One time in I believe 6th grade after gym I was pretty hot and my face was slightly red, I can make my face red (but I haven't done it in a long time because it kinda hurts and makes me lightheaded and it's most likely not good for me lol, but if y'all want some proof I can try) (pt1/2?)
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    • Was Goofy holding a camera?
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    • Diabetes is a genuinely terrifying condition, not because it’s an uncontrollable destructive disease, but because most diabetic people have the ability to take control and stay healthy by modifying their diet and staying on top of medicating, but just straight up don’t, or are in a situation where
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    • I had a fever one time in Disney land, world, whatever florida has, and somone walked up to me with a Mickey Icecream. It was so nice
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    • The lowest my blood sugar has ever gotten was 23. I was still in the honeymoon period of my diabetes and was enjoying memorial day. I was eating candy and took a shot for it. Next thing I knew everything was spinning and I could barely stand. I tried to get pie but since it wasn't time to eat I .1/2
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    • Wtf did I just read
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    • These comments are making me laugh so fucking hard
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    • People like this need their genetic line cut off
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    • No I think you got ass fucked by Mickey...
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    • How the fuck does your blood sugar get low at disney?
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    • You're at least 4 months late
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    • But can you punctuate
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    • It's true guys I was the blood sugar
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    • Plot twist, it was the dad
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    • This happened to me too. But I was drunk not diabetic. And not at disney world. And it was some random black dude calling himself mickey
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    • I passed out for the first time on saturday, I was watching my boss do some stuff, felt weird for a second and then I woke up on the floor with her freaking out and shaking my leg with 911 on the phone. She took my keys & called my husband who also flipped. It passing out really a big deal?
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    • People who wear animal mascot costumes are just societally accepted furries
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    • I heard tahiti is a magical place aswell!
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    • I could never go to Disney world. I’d be scared of all the men in furry suits
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    • I remember i had gone to the dentist the day before my school hosted metric olympics (idk if all schools do that but its just a feild day with a bunch of courses) and i had to bite down on gause cause i had a tooth removed, anyways i was chosen to be the male torch bearer and i succesfully, 1/2
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    • I accidentally read it “Mickey sauce” I need help
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    • this whole shithole country needs a shower and a fuckin Cleanhouse of all our state and politicians.. BUT DONT YOU DARE TOUCH DISNEY WORLD
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    • Hypoglycemia is no fucking joke lmao shits scary as fuck if u have it bad
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    • I got lost at Disney world on Halloween night
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    • Welcome to hell
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    • You think it’s a magical place until you wake up in a cheap motel room bathtub full of ice and you’re missing a kidney.
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    • I’m a diabetic and you dint black out from low blood sugar
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    • That’s little weird now that you have to wear a mask
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    • One of my friends level reached 30 something in class and he just passed out. It was kinda scary bc I didn’t know much about diabetes and it was really confusing for him to randomly pass out and he never said he was feeling bad before hand either
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    • When I blacked out at Disney land I woke up on a cart across from a thief
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    • And then you got the rona
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    • Was lucky to spend 4 and a half days at Disney world and everyone there is so nice. I really loved it there.
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    • Damn nigga that’s crazy but i don’t remember asking.
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    • Also her holes were sore!
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    • This sounds like the opening to a horrible porn.... or a great one
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    • Why did you let your sugars drop so low? Don't you diabetics carry glucose gummies or some shit.
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    • There's no way they'd let characters do this. Also I got whacked so hard I fell over and I had a hard time finding someone who would give me ice there.
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    • Lets all crash together
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    • Disney Skyrim mod inbound
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    • Paul Blart moment
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    • How are you verified as walt Disney
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    • I blacked out once. I tripped on a box and blacked out before I hit a table then woke up forgetting what happened, then went to piss and was like “my head hurts” then touched the back of my head and felt blood. Almost passed out again though I got shot in the back of the head.
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    • His chloroform rag just wore off
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    • I hate to break it to you but that ain’t chocolate sauce
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    • Mickey Mouse took advantage of this person
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    • One of my earliest memories is at Disney Land after I lost my Cinderella doll (Yes I really wanted a girls toy, call me gay or whatever) and when I came out of the bathroom Mickey handed me a new one
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    • I'd be worried I would have a different kind of sauce all over my arms.
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    • I've been to WDW a lot because I live in Florida, can confirm this happens sometimes
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    • I went through the “Dr. Seuss” area at universal on an extra hot and sunny day. And the obnoxious ass colors gave me a really bad migraine to the point that I had almost passed out
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    • Where did Mickey touch you
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    • When did Paul blart mall cop 3 come out?
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    • He was gonna eat you, that's why you had chocolate on you
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    • Chocolate Wasted
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    • He was rapped by Mickey
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    • when I went to Disney with my band, I passed out after we stopped marching backstage and so they took me back on a golf cart and I sat in the literal head guys office I was like oh god he's gonna make small talk and then he did I was freaking out.
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    • I worked at disney for 10 years. If you legit passed out, first aid is always walking around the park. Mickey will not help in the slightest
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    • Got my arm stuck in a fence at a park when I was like 9 and got a heat stroke. Woke up to a 50ish y/o middle eastern guy who giving me sips of water from his bottle while blocking out the sun. Real nice guy.
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    • Rip to all you weak ass T1D niggas but I’m built different. I learned command of my pancreas after it had forsaken me. Now it does my bidding
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    • WTF is chocolate sauce ?
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    • WTF is chocolate sauce ?
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    • Wait what
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    • I conked out after the stitch experience and woke up with the fucker standing right by me and holy FUCK was I scared
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    • Chocolate sauce?
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    • Lost in the sauce
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    • woke up with a dick in your mouth
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    • As a type 1 diabetic I can relate...
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