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    • It just says snapping not specifically ur fingers so i’ll snap my neck and the person who finds my body will get 10 bucks
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    • I don’t know how to snap....I’m 23, please help
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    • “This car costs $40,000” SHIT *snaps fingers for an hour straight*
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    • Obviously I’d become a fucking magician and show off my new money appear trick and have experts confused meanwhile I get sponsored by some idiot willing to pay me while I snap at events and shit
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    • Or you could snap more than a million times and get more money than 10 mil
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    • 10mil/365= 27397 snaps/day, /24=1096 snaps/hour, /60=18 snaps/minute, /60 = 0.3, .3/1=3.3 seconds per snap. This is all just to make up the red pill, but all in a year. Extent that out to your entire life, and you can easily make more than 10mil in your lifetime with snaps
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    • Snap 9 times in one minute and you make more money than most people in an hour
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    • imagine the fucking party tricks you could do with this shit
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    • People down here running calculations and shit, meanwhile I’m just here thinking how cool it would be to go to a grocery store snap twice and say keep the change
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    • It you dedicated 1 hour of your day every day for a year and snapped one time every second, you would have made $13 million in a year, $250,000 in a week, and $36,000 in a day
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    • i counted my snapping speed for one minute and i got roughly 180 snaps on one hand (it doesnt say anything about quality of snaps) so double that for both hands and you make roughly 3,600 dollars per minute
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    • Pro gamer tip: double snap to get 10^2 amount of money at once
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    • That would suck if you snap so much that you can’t snap anymore, and then how are you going to pay the doctor to fix your problems, if you can’t snap with any more hands, sure you made a lot of money but you probably spent it all, think about this first, you could get some terrible condition
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    • But how does it appear does it appear in your hand or does it come out your ass or something
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    • Manage my spending? I'm picking blue to spend at will
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    • I mean you don't need to snap up 10 mil you just need to snap up what you need. You don't need to carry money around just put your hand in your pocket snap the needed amount and there you have it. Buying a house or car just snap up what you need and buy it. You can take your time. In California you
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    • I can’t snap
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    • You only have to snap a million times to get $10mill. That’s doable in a few years or so
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    • Plus figure in divorces, taxes, and most people live to 70, snapping just makes more sense
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    • If you snapped once a second it'd take you 277 hours to reach $10,000,000
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    • I can’t fucking snap bro
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    • The most finger snaps in a minute is 334 and was achieved by Niclas Nadasdy Now if you multiply that by 60 that’s 20,024 snaps per hour, let’s round that down to 20k cause you’ll slow down a bit and maybe won’t keep up etc, now if it’s $10 per snap multiply that and you get $200,000 an hour. Put tha
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    • "Hold up, I'm making a smooth jazz purchase"
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    • Snap three times every hour... 30$ an hour wage, 'work' 80 hours a week
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    • Dude, you'd be actually grinding for money then, like a weird clicker life sim game
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    • Most of y'all don't know what the power of interest is! 10m goes into the bank and even at a low return of 5% your yearly income would be $500,000. I'd rather budget that then snap my fingers 50k times for the same income.
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    • Snapping definitely because I'm insured to never run out of money and if I want something I just have to grind out some snaps for it
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    • Only snapping 100 times a day will get you 365k a year. That plus being able to always have money? Hell yeah.
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    • I mean I just snapped my fingers almost 100 times in thirty seconds so that would make me $1,000 richer. It would take around 83 hours of snapping to reach 10 million so if your snapped for a set amount of time each day youd be set.
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    • Even if red was 100,000,000,000,000,000,000$ i wouldnt take. Blue makes you immune to being homeless or bankrupt
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    • 1 snap a second for 11 and a half days would give you 10 million
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    • You could get to $10mil if you snap at full speed nonstop for about 3 days
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    • Inflation. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
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    • The $10,000,000 is the optimal choice. You. Could take 50% of that and invest it in various index funds to grow your wealth. Another 20-30% in savings, and over time due to capital appreciation and compound interest, your fortune would grow to be much more than $10,000,000.
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    • Like to instantly die
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    • Blue pill is way less noticable then instantly getting 10 million, way less risky too.
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    • Honestly yeah, 10$ is more convenient cause the 10 million would probably be in large bills
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    • I can't snap my fingers
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    • And you dont get in trouble with the IRS if it's just cash and you need a quick 10 bucks
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    • Imagine the magic tricks you can do with the blue pill
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    • Yeh but where is the money coming from? If you are sommuning currency out of thin air is it physical? Or does it go into your bank account? Is it registered as a bill? Could you use it? Would it lose value since it’s the same as just printing a bunch of money?
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    • Who else snapped their fingers like a dumbass?
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    • If you snapped 1 time per second, you’ll reach that in 115 days. Don’t forget you have 2 hands to snap, and a whole life to snap
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    • imagine not knowing how to snap
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    • I can snap with four of my fingers
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    • Me at a jazz club pulling in the cheddar
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    • This isn't even a fucking question. Blue pill every time
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    • To get 10mill you'd need to snap 1mill times. Not only is that arduous but you could just immediately invest the 10 mill and get compounding interest without doing much work. If it was 1k per snap I may reconsider as having the option to always make more and suddenly in my hands may be worth it
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    • I can't snap so give me the ten mil.
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    • If you got $10 every time you snapped, wouldn’t some criminal kidnap you for the money?
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    • I can’t snap, so I’ll have to go red on a technicality
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    • What about the IRS? You're literally creating money, meaning that you'd need to know some good money launderers and set up a shell business to account for your earnings from snapping, essentially creating a criminal enterprise by counterfeiting money with magic, therefore being a magical criminal.
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    • Snapping would almost be like a very very well paying job. You do it a lot when you’re young, work very hard and make millions, your body gets old, hands weak, then save and do it as tricks for children when they ask how you got so rich.
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    • It didn't specify what kind of snap. You could snap an object, snap into a slim jim, heck imagine being some special forces dude and you snap someone's neck and bam; $10 bonus. There could be a ton of ways to exploit that, making it the optimal choice.
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    • They never said it has to be you snapping so if anyone In the whole world snaps that's 10 buck so imma chose blue every time
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    • I wish I wasn’t a broke bitch
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    • Would this be like wishes granted by genies? Like taking the blue pill gives you $10 yes, but they're always fake Bills. And the red pill will gain you a shitton of money but then the economy collapses and it's all worthless
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    • I can’t snap
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    • You’d Have to snap about six days straight without sleeping
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    • *snaps an attitude*
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    • Can someone figure out how much you’d make by snapping along to Billy Joel’s “For the Longest Time” please?
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    • The dude looks like mr lahey sober
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    • I can just keep snapping for infinity and make more and more money, give me the fucking blue pill
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    • Where am I gonna keep 10 million dollars
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    • Blue pill
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    • The ability to create money out of nothing would send the global economy into a recession for most likely decades if the power was used often. That large sum would also greatly damage the economy, but is far more temporary and the government will take notice in the large influx of capital and fix it
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    • I'm ambidextrous! ;)
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    • Just think when you snapped the money appeared in a random location
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    • The blue pill would ruin the economy
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    • Just calculate how many times you need to snap per hour to keep up with your standard of living and get in the habit of doing it. Really not suboptimal in any way
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    • Blue
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    • You cunts out here snapping yo fingers rn aren't you pfft
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    • i can’t snap
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    • sucks if you cant snap
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    • The red pill is pretty useless when u could just snap a lot every day
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    • Get the red pill and invest half the money in stocks(or other smart passive investments). You and your next generation are set for life(possibly much more).
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    • I agree with blue because I understand how taxes work
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    • It's only $360.00 an hour which makes $131,400.00 a year with one hour of snapping a day
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    • I can't snap so red pill
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    • Who else thought that same thing before reading the bottom part
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    • Matt is a fucking retard
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    • If you snap 1000 times a day you'll make that 10 mil in roughly 25-30 years. Problems though can you actually snap that much every single day? What if you get arthritis? What about inflation? Nah of you're wise with your money (most people are not) you'll get more out of the 10 mil.
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    • Just snap a lot and you'll have racks
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    • Gimme the blue pill, i like snapping my fingers to the beat while listening to music
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    • red I can't snap LMAO
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    • Your not wrong and I think I would go blie
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    • If you can snap with both hands and you can get the money easily it would be way better for snaps
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    • Red. I can't snap
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    • But the problem is I can’t fucking snap
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    • Blue pill
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    • I can't snap.
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    • Most lottery winners end up broke again, just wanted to let anyone thinking about the red pill know...
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    • Think i cant snap 1000000 times?
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    • Red because I can’t snap
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    • And that lasts for life too
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    • To this day i still cant snap
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    • I’m snapping all my fingers and everything else on my body
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    • Like you need to manage your spending when you have 10,000,000
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    • Blue pill double snap
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    • I got 1,040 snaps in a single minute by snapping with all four fingers on both hands as fast as possible. 10,000 dollars a minute
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    • Plus taxes on 10 mil would be nutters
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    • Nigga I be snapping for days😂
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