• %skrulls
vampires who just use WAY too much
905 slang. vampires who say "booyah"
when they get too excited.
gemiibarazakis
vampires who mix all slang from the past
5 centuries mercilessly within the same
breath and don’t even try to stop it
anymore.
Bjasonalanclark
Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-
Iivered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul
villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you
ugly motherfucker, so hasta Ia bye bye,
daddy-o!
My eyes are bleeding
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    • "I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker." I wish this was in Romeo and Juliet, would make it so much better
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    • I BITE MY THUMB AT THEE YOU UGLY MOTHERFUCKER
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    • “I bite my thumb at thee” is a Shakespeare quote
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    • Hasta la bye bye, daddy-o. New catchphrase
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    • Anyone else read this and think it was from a Monty Python sketch
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    • “HOW DARE THEE?- YO, VLADIMIR! (2nd Vampire), this total junkski just dared to yeet our blood bag out the windows.” “Thats totes uncool mate, lets teach this godless heathen a lesson & yeet him out the window”
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    • Hasta la bye bye daddio
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    • "I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker" gave me a genuine, long laugh
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    • ‘Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?’ ‘No, sir, but I do bite my thumb’
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    • Hasta la bye bye
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    • “I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker” is now my go-to retort
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    • I wanted to read “your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries”
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    • This reads like a monty python script
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    • Bleeding eyes are exactly what the vampire wants you fool
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    • I don’t know what’s funnier, him using the same tone of voice from one time period, or his voice going from sounding like he’s going on a crusade right to being straight outta Compton
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    • Most of the vampires I've seen have only been saying shit like "WRYYYYY" AND "MUDA MUDA MUDA" and sometimes "I WILL END YOUR BLOODLINE" honestly it's kinda weird.
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    • I only understood “mother fucker”
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    • There ain’t nothing like hearing a vampire day motherfucker
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    • Most realistic
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    • No more tumblr. Please, we have suffered enough
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    • Idea. If tumblr shit must be posted, crop out the reactions. It won’t make it funnier, but it’ll make it more tolerable.
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