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Flight attendants of Reddit, what happens
when you suspect people of having sex in
the bathroom of the plane and how often
does that happen?
É award
Serious answer not very often. How do we react, it
depends. If they are first class passengers, you pretend
you don't see. I once had a couple ask me if they both
could use it together, confused I asked why?
he gave
me a wink and said it is on their bucket list. This couple
was in their late 50s. I informed him, "only one person is
allowed inside at any giving time and if i see them enter
together I would have to stop them, however, I will be
leaving for 15 mins now" they did the deed and
thanked me. I'm all about helping people tick off their
bucket lists.
And what if they're not first class?
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    • Pay to win
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    • if you jerk off on a plane, you join the 1/2 mile high club
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    • What if...i rearranged ur intestines in the flight bathroom...unless...haha jk...but...🥺👉👈
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    • Funny working with American Airlines recently and they honestly would do anything for first class. I’ve seen them hold a plane for a guy in first class because he was waiting on food. I get it since they pay about 6-10 thousands per ticket on domestic travel.
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    • So what did they do with the other 14 mins you gave them?
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    • Thats classist
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    • Stop bitching about him being lenient to those in first class. Most of you don’t even get pussy at sea level tf makes you think you’re getting it on a plane
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    • Lick 26 jul
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    • This js that gay shit thats actually a problem with rich people. Now if there are 2 different bathrooms then alright i gues they in a way payed to do it. But if there is 1 bathroom its fucking retarded. Ive only once been on a plane and dont really know how many bathrooms the usual plane has
      Tartrus 26 jul
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    • I have gotten an above the pants handjob on a delta airlines flight.
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    • Don’t you join the Mile High club if you do that
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    • Where’s the video of the dude stepping out the airplane bathroom followed by 2 really hot flight attendants?
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    • Best I got was an under the blanket handjob while I fingered her on an 8hr flight. Everyone was mostly asleep or had headphones in for the Finding Nemo movie that was on lmao
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    • If you’re paying like $5k for a ticket, the flight attendants should accompany you to the restroom
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    • Life is pay to win. the more money you have, the more shit you can get away with.
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    • I’ve fucked women at sea level
      Boat_Man 26 jul
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    • Just buy first class tickets once if it's that important to the bucket list.
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    • This meme made me shart.
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    • Why is it called the mile high club when its WAY over a mile high?
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    • Imagine paying for first class and having to use that restroom
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    • U cant fuck on a non firstclass bathroom, 100 ppl are waiting to use it. First class, u have the luxury to hog it
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    • Honestly sounds pretty overrated.
      tweb 26 jul
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    • When life is really pay to win
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    • Nothing like a germ infested bathroom 50,000 feet in the air to get me going
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    • Then they’re going to have to use more stealth.
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    • When you dont give a flying fuck but your passengers do
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    • Why would you ask for permission though. Like what are they gonna do kick you out of the plane?
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    • My dad took me in there because I thought i would fall out da plane
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    • The pilot:
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    • Krystal 26 jul
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    • Why is it called the mile high club? Don't planes fly at 30,000 feet, which is 5.5 miles high? I could climb Mt. Washington and be in the mile high club
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    • If you need extra confirmation One time I was on a first class trip with my father, There was a couple near who got up and both went to the restroom. I know everyone including some staff saw them and they returned around 20 minutes later. You could tell It made everyone really uncomfortable .
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    • Squishi 26 jul
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    • I’ve gotten a blowjob while driving. It was on my ex’s bucket list at the time we were dating
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    • I love how so many ppl just take posts like this and don’t consider it to be some loser lying through their teeth for attention
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    • But if you were first class you wouldn't need to use the bathroom cause you could just use the little cabin area they give you. Just be quiet
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    • One man one ham, thats me
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    • My bucket list is simple. I just wanna get laid.
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    • The yellow that highlights the comment adds to the impact
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    • How much would you have to train to have sex on the Himalayas (assuming your had a heater or something so your ding dong didn’t freeze and shatter off on first contact)
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    • Oh, that's disgusting. Thank you, shitty airline worker.
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    • Dad won a vacation on the radio with first class tickets, there is indeed a second, bigger bathroom.
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    • Bro just do it in your seat like a normal person.
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    • 10/10 for closing the joke with pleb. Well done.
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    • pretty much everyone’s buccet list, unless they afraid of flying lmao
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    • Joining the mile high club is the only cool thing I have ever done
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    • Honestly bouta fuck my husband on a first class flight twenty years from now because of this. And it’ll be awesome
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    • Read this hours before featured, tsk
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    • Thought it said “fight attendants”
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    • Thats a solid bucketlist item 👌
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    • Serious question, how can I get a blow job when she wears a paper surgeon mask?
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    • I once started jerking off on a plane right before descent so they couldn’t descend until I finished
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    • reddit 🤢
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    • Get fucked at sea level
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    • You can get away with literally anything if you have money.
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    • When a comment to a comment to a comment makes 2k more upvotes that the original post
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    • Flight attendants only pay attention to first class so they won’t know if it’s happening elsewhere 😅😂
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    • Life is pay to win.
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    • 101 how to hi jack a plane
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    • I buy first class tickets so I can sit next to rich people while reeking of marinara sauce. I wear sweat pants and grease stained wifebeaters.
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    • Mile High Club
      KingLotus 28 jul
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    • Imagine not flying first class
      anthro14 28 jul
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    • Nah
      Krab_king 28 jul
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    • Quirky old fucks telling people theyre having quirky sex.
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    • Thats right. Unlike me, all ya'll are plebs, fucking at sea level. Not me tho... granted, the reason being im not fucking at all, but that's besides the point!
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    • Why does it matter if it’s not first class to do it lmao
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    • Is it still the mile high club if you jerk it in the airplane bathroom?
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    • Lol you poor losers have probably never been on a plane L
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    • Yeah why did she say first class? Wtf is that bullshit lmao
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    • Is it even first class if the cute flight attendant isn't giving me neck.
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    • You think you‘re special cuz you‘re in the mile high club? Try getting into the three dolphins club you mainstreamer. Thats gonna be a hell of a lot more difficult if you‘re not coincidentally an astronaut
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    • I work for united and Its all about status. If youre in first class and are not a gold, 1K, or Global Service member youre just another regular shit passenger who gets a hair better service on the plane. If a 1K takes his pants off and says suck, you better start choking
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    • Or, just hear me out, buy your own 777 for like 300 mil
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    • I jerked off in an airplane bathroom when I was 12
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    • Why would you want to have sex in a fucking plane bathroom
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    • In Colorado you're part of the mile high club every time
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    • Why do it in the bathroom. Just get the back row seat and do it there.
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    • Aight class war time
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    • I mean honestly if it means that much, fuck it buy a private flight for like an hour and go stupid
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    • Lol. Once jacked off 5 times on a plane ride from Florida to Germany
      ManlySoup 27 jul
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    • You fail to see the point...the 1st class asks for permission...the 3rd class ask for peanuts...or extra pillows...the attendant could not care if the bathroom was in use or not...trust me...they really don't want to know about the fricken bathroom antics or any other activity.
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    • y’all lucky the only thing i got on a plane was an allergic reaction to the nuts they pass out to everyone lmao
      Lysagna 27 jul
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    • I’m a very kinky sex obsessed individual but just the thought of exiting a bathroom with another person with the implication we had sex and people knowing freaks me out
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    • Not the same user.
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    • Fuck him. No if he tries to stop me I’ll bring him in there and literally fuck him too and jizz all over that coach bathroom
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    • Airplane bathrooms are disgusting
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    • I once fucked in a river between bluffs at a place called pewwitts nest by devils lake and the Wisconsin dells. Pulled out and nutted right in the water
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    • I need me a pilot femboy bf
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    • Lmao im fucking first class.
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