When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident
davie_dove
hive_of_many hive_of_many
28 sep 2020
When u accidentally step on your puppy's foot and knowing he will never know it's an accident davie_dove
That awkward moment
ad We
when you're telling the
truth but then you smile & no one believes you
That awkward moment ad We when you're telling the truth but then you smile & no one believes you
When kids ere running around
in the restaurant and fall:
us
BabyGirll BabyGirll
27 may
When kids ere running around in the restaurant and fall: us
To be honest.
don't even know...
why I became famous.
placid_supre_2 placid_supre_2
20 oct 2020
To be honest. don't even know... why I became famous.
worksforwhiskey:
No don't know anything about that
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
worksforwhiskey: No don't know anything about that
One interesting change that has happened to dogs as a result of our domestication is how they respond to hand signals. If one points
in front of a wolf, the wolf looks at your hand. If you point in front of a dog, however, the dog will look to where you are pointing
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
23 sep 2020
One interesting change that has happened to dogs as a result of our domestication is how they respond to hand signals. If one points in front of a wolf, the wolf looks at your hand. If you point in front of a dog, however, the dog will look to where you are pointing
Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?!
Metalheads:
That's the good stuff.
justapupp justapupp
1 apr
Anyone: What the heck was that "BLEGH" sound?! Metalheads: That's the good stuff.
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work
God:
You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child
@goldlung_420_insta
Dustin_K Dustin_K
16 oct 2020
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work God: You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child @goldlung_420_insta
remember to drink your milk kids, so you'll have nice strong bones.
djgetmo djgetmo
14d
remember to drink your milk kids, so you'll have nice strong bones.
this is what kevin has me for my contact...
Baby Gorl
Remind Me Message
Accept
Blakesterrr Blakesterrr
5 mar
this is what kevin has me for my contact... Baby Gorl Remind Me Message Accept
No one:
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
al
UselessOpinion UselessOpinion
26 apr
No one: People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands: al
If a Southern woman says
"What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it
She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
yaddayadda
23 oct 2020
If a Southern woman says "What did you say?", she isn't asking you to repeat it She's asking if you're good with Jesus...cause you're about to meet Him
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
slumpkng
23 jun
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS'
LICENSE RENEWAL...
lap
singleWarthunder singleWarthunder
23 jun
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS' LICENSE RENEWAL... lap
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't
heard before.
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before.
Friend: You got any plans tonight?
Me:
AWS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Friend: You got any plans tonight? Me: AWS
TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were
The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and
Dumb and Dumber.
Texas_Tough Texas_Tough
19 mar
TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and Dumb and Dumber.
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."
ChastityDefender ChastityDefender
25 may
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."