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    • Nah you wait until they pull out of the driveway cause they could come back in if they forgot something
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    • Listen men, pornography and masturbation is bad. It’s time to stop.
      Nabbit 7 sep
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    • I managed to watch almost all of Steven universe before uncovering online community’s and YouTube videos. It’s a nice show without knowing about the very very weird people that enjoy it too :/
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    • I'm trying Nofap. I started 4 days ago. My original goal was for 30 days, but now 1 like = 1 extra day (ontop of 30!). Help me break this crippling addiction bois 😎
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    • Lmao y'all just liked a Steven universe feature.
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    • "porn=bad" teens: I'ma pretend I didn't see that
      Tabby345 7 sep
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    • Wow, I haven’t seen any Steven Universe hate on a SU feature.. that’s rare.
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    • shut up porn addict
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    • Yeah but the real power move was doing it on the couch in front of everyone. No hands. And no one knew a thing because I shake in my sleep anyways.
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    • Ban porn youre an addict. What I’m not just salty I can’t get girlfriend what are you talking about
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    • Bruh I just do it in the bathroom so they think I’m shitting
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    • We need to up the stakes come November. Just changing your profile pic to Coomer and getting laughed at didn’t really matter.
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    • hey guys, why is masturbation so bad? i mean should we really be trying to stop masturbating or just limit ourselves? or is it fine to go like thrice a day?
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    • I live alone and I pretty much just touch myself all day long
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    • Better get it in while you can. You only have two more months.
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    • Volume max
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    • I like the second one when you get to go to space the story ark was amazing
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    • We need to get y’all some hobbies
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    • UMMM, ACTUALLY, KINGS, WE READ THE BIBLE
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    • My girlfriend is mad at me because she opened safari and saw pornhub was open
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    • Look! The gay rock cartoon made a masturbation joke, laugh
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    • Ok addict
      Clown300 7 sep
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    • Except i never done it xD
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    • Ha
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    • You guys wait until they leave? When u horny, u horny
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    • Y’all are gonna be so tilted when you find out it’s a Steven Universe feature
      Puggsei 8 sep
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    • Why do I keep reading it as bonanza instead of mania? I’m dying
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    • So I haven't beat my meat in like 2 months and I'm about to meet a girl later on for sex and I swear I'm gonna bust a nut in 2 seconds
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    • Still wanna know how they got away with that joke.
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    • Leave the house? I don't even for em to leave the room.
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    • No mine was go smoke
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    • Do girls do the same?
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    • Noice
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    • Some tips to help with porn addiction?
      LilMemer 8 sep
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    • I think 0.1937 was intentional since jews are 0.1923% of the population
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    • Steven universe on it's own is a good show. Just ignore the other stuff
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    • just started #NoFap, wish me luck boys
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    • Imma get it imma get where the laptop at where the laptop at imma get it imma get it gonna beat my dick gonna beat my dick imma get it imma get it
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    • 1 like=1 Day no fap it makes me tired
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      bruhh__ 7 sep
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    • Bitch I jerk it in the bathroom while my parents are just outside I ain’t scared
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    • Stop jacking off. It’s not healthy to get addicted and it hurts relationships. I believe in all of you that you can stop, you just have to start somewhere.
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    • Can definitely stop masturbating. Will definitely not though cus it’s fun.
      Cazial 7 sep
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    • What's the fastest you've jacked it? One time I had a awesome video and did it in like 30 seconds
      DrPeePee 7 sep
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    • Did you guys know that this scene was censored in the UK release of steven universe? The more you know
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    • I still cant believe this was released on a kids show
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    • Mr_Iro 7 sep
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    • Steven universe is great, the fan base is horrid
      Xchamber 7 sep
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    • True
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    • When you have only one minute before your parents come home and you turn into a speedster.
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    • Die
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    • Porta shitters in the field
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    • Old ass meme
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    • Garnet was obsessed with that game no wonder
      Dezyrai 7 sep
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    • You gotta wait 10 minutes if they come back because they forgot something you wait another 10 minutes
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    • Here comes everyone who thinks they’re enlightened because they don’t jack off.
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    • This joke went wayyyy over my 11 hear old head
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    • I typically wait at least ten minutes before I beat my meat in case they come back
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    • little dick in the corner
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    • iFunny sure does care a lot about other people watching porn. I just don't understand the reason for the crusade
      Naisu 7 sep
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    • Coomer feature
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    • Who waits for their parents to leave?? It’s my room I’ll do whatever I want in it 😂
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    • Nah, wait a few minutes to see if they forgot anything
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    • Didn't they have to change it?
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    • STEVEN UNIVERSE!!!!! Fun fact, before they aired this episode they changed it to Beat Mania
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    • Is it porn that’s bad or is it masturbation? Someone clue me in here
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    • Neck Beard Steven Universe YouTube theorist.
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    • I watch hentai so i dont objectify women
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    • There was also a hotdog stand in the the same show called: Weiner in hand. I think they changed it in later seasons.
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    • Come on brothers we’re better then this
      Mute 7 sep
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    • a bit disturbing they had this in a kid’s show
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    • You gotta wait at least ten minutes
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    • Exactly pi seconds
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    • I wait 30 minutes....then head straight for the smart TVs web browser
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    • Sectonia 7 sep
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    • I use to shout those “Bad Words” I wasn’t allowed to say when I was 5. Like “Weiner”, “Fart”, and “Doo-Doo Brain”. Just to entertain myself.
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    • Belgaurd 7 sep
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