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        • I’m not curious. I just enjoy lighting shit on fire sometimes.
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          • Yeah but what will happen to the thing once it is on fire? Will it burn like wood? Shrivel like plastic? Attempt to escape the burning agony of the blaze by shedding its outermost layer, only to be consumed by it once more, several times over, like a marshmallow? Explode?
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            • Sometimes things react to fire in an unexpected way though
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              • I'm not curious dumbass. I know what's gonna happen, I just wanna watch it
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                • The question is, h o w will it burn
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                  • My parents forced me into to therapy when I was 13 for setting shit on fire all the time. Can't really blame them, but fire is just really cool
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                    • But what will the burnt thing d o
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                      • thats how chemistry works in a nutshell
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                        • "only one way to find out" *sets fire to the library of alexandria*
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                            • Sometimes explode, sometimes melt
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                              • Have I ever told you the definition of insanity
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                                • Who else burns the contents of their backpack at the end of the school year?
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                                  • That’s the definition of insanity! Repeating the same thing expecting different results lol
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                                    • *sets iFunny on fire*
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                                      • Hey guys I set my shower on fire
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                                        • If you light gum rappers from 5 gum on fire the flame is green
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                                          • Is all of tumblr ran by unfunny unintelligent people?
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                                            • In other words, stop trying socialism just in case it doesn't destroy an entire country this time
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                                              • But how will The Thing™️ burn?
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                                                • Ever burnt the tube with the ink from a pen? Not just fire... Boiling ink drips with a blue flame.. it's pretty amazing. Also try burning hair... It's gross.
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                                                  • Burning circuits make pretty colors. I have no regrets
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                                                      • I came down in the comments to see what the science side of iFunny would have to say about this and find C a t I n C u p
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                                                        • I added fire to fire and you would not believe what happened... The fire was bigger, yes I lost my eyebrows but it was worth it.
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                                                          • Jusg do it
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                                                            • Mix rust and aluminum dust. Have fun folks
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                                                              • Yea but what kind of fire. Explody kinda? Quick kind? I gotta know.
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                                                                • But curiosity is the exact reason we set things on fire
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                                                                  • Fire is so mesmerizing though. My workplace has an oven with the gas flames in the back and I can just look at that all day.
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                                                                    • Gunpowder doesn't burn the same as wood.
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                                                                      • I once melted a bunch of crayons on a lightbulb and it exploded
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                                                                        • I actually am a pyromaniac.
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                                                                          • *green fire* Me: *AUTISTIC EXITED SCREECHING*
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                                                                            • Thought process of every tech-destroying YouTube channel.
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                                                                              • I feel attacked
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                                                                                • I remember i use to set fire to shit in my bathroom sink, it honestly fun asf to watch
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                                                                                  • Sets that shit on fire...sets fire on fire.... Now you are god
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                                                                                    • But, sometimes it's a different color
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                                                                                      • I feel called out.
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                                                                                        • Some things make noise and cool colors though
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                                                                                          • Fire is fun
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                                                                                            • That's one hell of a good fucking point
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                                                                                              • One time I lit a nerf dart on fire and it was green
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                                                                                                  • Not a matter to see what would happen, more of, I’m bored and like fire
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                                                                                                    • The definition of insanity
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                                                                                                      • Its either going to burn, or its gonna explode and then burn.
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                                                                                                        • How are we all pyromaniacs?
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                                                                                                            • But fire is like snowflakes, their designs are always different and interesting
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                                                                                                              • I love fire. I accidentally set my arm on fire once. I still love fire. I have not learned my lesson.
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                                                                                                                • I just set a paper towel on fire and it started floating while on fire
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                                                                                                                  • My friend always tries to light shit on fire when he's high and he just wastes all the lighter fluid
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                                                                                                                    • Only an ignorant fool thinks that all fire is the same. Continue your work, fire anon
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                                                                                                                      • Yea we know the fire is gonna happen but what about the sparky sparks? What if the fire turns a cool color? What if it make big boom? Inquiring minds hunger for the outcome.
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                                                                                                                        • Jusg stop
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                                                                                                                          • If we light fire with fire does it dry ?
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                                                                                                                            • That is literally the definition of insanity
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                                                                                                                                • Fire is fun though
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                                                                                                                                  • Is it possible to light a fire extinguisher or fire hydrant on fire?
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                                                                                                                                              • Burning magnesium results in something else =/
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                                                                                                                                                • But what if.... you set the fire on fire. It’s already on fire. It can’t be lit again. So what would happen? Think about it
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                                                                                                                                                  • Fire is the fun part, retard
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                                                                                                                                                    • I feel that way about pussy. I always wonder if it might taste like cottoncandy. I know it wont, but what if?
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                                                                                                                                                      • If this was a couple of hundred years ago you’d be hailed as a forward thinker and a major figure in the study of philosophy
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                                                                                                                                                        • They’re gonna flip when they find out about sprectrosopy
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                                                                                                                                                          • what if every time you change your mind from doing something you’re actually preventing yourself from getting super powers and when you do it again it doesn’t work anymore
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                                                                                                                                                              • Fuck you I'm a junior chemist in training
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                                                                                                                                                                • I threw a fire ritz into gasoline and it put it out
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                                                                                                                                                                  • What is the definition of insanity
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                                                                                                                                                                    • How bout I Set My Friends On Fire?
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                                                                                                                                                                      • This is an attack on my entire being
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                                                                                                                                                                            • What if I just wanna see what the fire is like?
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Science is invented circa 1981
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                                                                                                                                                                                • One time I set my couch on fire when I was little because I thought the colour black looked cool. I almost burnt my entire house down
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • I put a wad of paper towels in a candle. Shit got too high to i went to cover it to put it out. Glass exploded everywhere. Never fucked with fire again. Unless camping.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • But fire is fun. It can destroy everything you love. But only if you lose control.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Mmmm definition of insanity
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Aren’t people who do that called pyromaniacs?
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • That always me even when I learn from the hard way.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Yeah, but it is a different sizzle and crack.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Sets thing on fire: it burns
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Maybe the fire is pretty
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Yeah... My mom used to call me pyro and didn’t really trust me with lighters and stuff for a while a few years ago.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • yeah but... this time... its ammonia and gasoline....
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