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    • I have seen the same guy comment on EVERY SINGLE FEATURE TRYING TO GET TC. Bruh just be original
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    • Idk, Jesus kinda strikes me as the typa dude to drive a Prius
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    • Jesus drove a Christler lol
      mnvikes55 18 aug
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    • I honestly hate on a personal level that one asshole who pitched in their opinion on how jokes should be, GTFO and let people do their thing
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    • @Jesus's Accord
      Torei 15 aug
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    • I thought Jesus would drive a Chrisler
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    • No he drives a Christ-ler
      coolboi 13 aug
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    • The thing is... this is basically how preachers interpret the Bible to suit their needs
      AnnKorr 12 aug
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    • Ok but Jesus’s blood is wine, which makes his blood alcohol ratio about 12/88, making it extremely irresponsible to encourage him to drive
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    • redzep 12 aug
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    • I see jesus as a dune buggy guy, but with mystery machine colors
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    • Jesus was also Mexican. He had 12 disciples and they ALL travelled around in 1 accord. Either that or he was a clown. I'm not one to assume.
      ZanderX10 12 aug
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    • Guys shut the fuck up I have a Cadillac
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    • Nah, he drove a Christler
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    • Mopar or no car
      SteveM 17 aug
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    • ShouldaBoughtAHondaButIBoughtAKia
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    • It’s not a religion joke UNTIL it’s offensive lol if it’s pc it doesn’t work.
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    • This also shows that often people can pick certain parts of texts, religious or otherwise, to prove a point without truth. Nice satirical piece if you think about it.
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    • putt 15 aug
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    • “Biblical evidence” is an oxymoron.
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    • This is an awful post.
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    • kimfong 14 aug
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    • Jesus drives an astro van
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    • Jesus was obviously a Ford man... That's why he was always walking.
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    • Atheists gotta inject themselves to say "Okay but normally y'all are preachy"
      Krauser 13 aug
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    • Actually Jesus drove an Astrovan
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    • God is omnipotent, I think it’s safe to say he has whatever kind of car he wants whenever he wants it
      bigblu42 13 aug
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    • Isn't it weird to think that Jesus knew about cars and airplanes while riding on a donkey? Must've been a bummer. lol.
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    • Jesus is unparalleled
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    • People who get offended over religious jokes are the biggest snowflakes
      insulted 12 aug
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    • JESUS DROVE A CHRYSLER
      zeropfp 12 aug
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    • Should’ve stopped at Accord.
      skipjerk 12 aug
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    • Y’all, Jesus drove a Ford, that’s why he walked everywhere
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    • God damn heretics with their hondas
      MCNUTTY80 12 aug
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    • You're all wrong. Jesus drove a "Christ"ler
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    • Jesus rode a British motorcycle, for His Triumph shall be heard throughout the land....
      Lizardbus 12 aug
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    • If Jesus was a Honda driver he definitely ain’t taking my wheel.
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    • First guy was funny then they ruined it
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    • Hell yeah i like to imagine Jesus riding a jacked up truck with big mud tires and 4x4
      gtxhunter 18 aug
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    • He should’ve bought Honda but he bought a Kia
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    • I feel like this meme will spark a lot of people to study the Bible for a joke
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    • Omega1558 16 aug
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    • Nerds
      landog 15 aug
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    • "Preachy or offensive" fuck off
      userica 15 aug
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    • Remember kids if it's not offensive it's not funny
      bigspit 15 aug
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    • the "rams horn" reminded me of those strange sounds that come from the sky in those videos if ykwim
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    • John is the fastest apostle because he has a 1st 2nd and 3rd
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    • Jesus wept. John 11:35
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    • All praise the flying spaghetti monster
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    • Hold up is this a Tumblr post I actually enjoy holy shit
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    • Jesus built my hotrod
      Stealer 13 aug
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    • Jesus rode a Harley Davidson, that’s what Green Jelly songs anyways
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    • People like Slagarthefox should keep their mouth shut about what comedy should be
      kdawgg563 13 aug
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    • Bro, Jesus drove a Chrysler
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    • God is named Howard. Howard be thy name.
      cmgut3 13 aug
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    • Moshe😂
      msharbor 13 aug
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    • Well, Moses did go forth in his Triumph...
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    • Simon 4:15: "And you must take them to the trunk of the Prius and remain at the head of their heppance."
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    • Nah jesus drove a Mercedes, because everybody knows AMG stands for All Mighty God.
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    • Book of Ruth, 36:9- “My car topped out at 140.... I need NOS. The big one, no, make it two. And I’ll need them by tonight.”
      Honda175 13 aug
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    • Jesus drives an Astro-van
      222Katie 13 aug
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    • Let us not forget how much bigger cars were then. After all, they could all worship in one accord.
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    • No dude jesus drives an astrovan
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    • God I love Christian jokes, and I am a Christian
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    • Y'all retarded. Jesus drove a Chrystler.
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    • This is actually funny
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    • God was a Mopar guy confirmed
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    • Let he who is without sin cast the first prius
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    • It was funny, but then they overdid it and it wasn't funny anymore.
      Kaley97 12 aug
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    • Y’all say IFunny is on Marvels dick but these tumblr posts are too much
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    • ....maybe Christine was God’s Fury and she became a demon when he traded her in
      Flyboy207 12 aug
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    • These are funny
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    • He probably would've driven a Christler
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    • King David rode a motorcycle. "King David's triumph was heard throughout the land..."
      Krafty 12 aug
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    • Nice
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    • Apparently god is a mopar guy
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    • God drives a Ram for His daily and a Fury for a weekend car
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    • He didn't speak of his own accord because he owned a different dealership himself. It was called Jesus Chrysler
      SpiderGuy 12 aug
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    • If you think the son of god drives anything but a Christler you’re fucking high
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    • I'm pretty sure God can afford more than one car
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    • Vaguely chuckle-inducing
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    • If your worried about offending someone when writing a joke, you shouldn’t be writing jokes
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    • He's god he had 2 cars
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    • Maybe God has both a Plymouth Fury AND a Dodge Ram?
      Setesh 12 aug
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    • Yeah, but if I make jokes like that I’m a heretic
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    • The first joke was funny. The second two were progressively less funny
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    • But the diffence is that jesus, in either of those vehiicles, would not wake up the damn nieghborhood with it. A regular driver would
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