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Maybe dogs lick us so much because they know
there’s bones beneath our skin
This is the worst one by far, thanks
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    • the salt from the sweat on your hands is good for them, so they do it out of instincts
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    • They lick us to get their butt taste off their tongue
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    • It’s because they like the salty taste of our skin
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    • Of course, putting peanut butter on your penis is a real inspiration.
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    • How many licks does it take to get to the bone? The dogs may never know.
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    • It's cause our skin is salty from sweat and they want salt
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    • Somewhat correct though. They do it to taste the salt on out skin. But after a while it becomes a habit and brings comfort to them.
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    • They lick you to get the flavor of butt out of their mouth from when they clean their junk last
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    • It's because our skin is salty
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    • If I ever get robbed at gun point Id just tell him to kill me and take the money cuz no way in hell im giving up my hard earned money willingly to your bum ass
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    • Fun fact dabs like you because the like the take of the oils, sweat, and just the taste of our skin like so others can see ☺️
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    • Well then why does my dog lick my ass?
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    • my dog doesn’t have to lick me to get this bone
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    • They like the salt of your sweat
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    • They like the salty taste of our sweat
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    • They lick you for salt. Dogs cant sweat
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    • They actually lick you to show affection, and because human skin is typically salty and they like that
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    • It’s cuz there is salt on your skin, and that’s yummy ummy to dogs
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    • Actually. They lick you out of love. Or because there is something tasty on you. But it is quite literally their way of giving you kisses. Like so others can see.
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    • Maybe they lick you because you’ve put so much peanut butter on your dick it thinks you’re whole body might taste good
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    • They like the feeling of skin on their tongues, the weirdos
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    • Actually they lick me because my dick is covered in peanut butter
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    • Were walking saltlicks. Dogs like salty.
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    • Like the salty taste of our skin
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    • Salt
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    • My dog likes licking my “bone” when I put peanut butter on it...
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    • I was fishing in Minecraft when I saw this and I just Caught a bone wtf
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    • It's because your skin is salty.
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    • I always thought it was because we are salty
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    • No one tell them they could easily get to those bones in a matter of seconds
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    • My old dog used to lick my face a lot and I never understood why until i got my braces off and he stopped. He thought they felt weird or something idk I’d ask him but he’s a dog
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    • Actually, they lick us because they like how we taste salty to them.
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    • Nah they are just tasting us so they no which parts to eat first when it all hits the fan and we can't feed them store bought food anymore.
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    • Actually Google tells you that it's because we are salty and it also reduces stress in the animal.
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    • How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human pop? Dogs may never know
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    • If your dogs likes to lick you, it’s because they have a salt deficiency
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    • Nah, theirs just natural salt on our skin
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    • Here’s one for all of you, you’re bones are wet right now
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    • If you add peanut butter to the boneless part of your body you’ll get the same results but with a climactic ending
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    • They like the salt on your skin many animals do it like racoons
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    • Dogs licking you don’t mean they love you. When you walk out the door and hear them crying from down the driveway, that’s how you know. Or when you see them lose their shit when you walk in the door.
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    • If your dog tends to lick your skin a lot, it’s probably because your dog likes the salty taste of our skin ._.
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