• .É. fuck-customers
A few years back, I was a Wªitress at a breakfast diner. On the
menus there are pictures of omelettes. The omelettes pictured
are yellow.
It's 11 at night, I get the last table before closing, and it’s a girl
my age. She asks for tea and an egg white omelene‘ So I
bring over her egg white omelette. and she starts screaming.
Why? Because it‘s not yellow like in the picture on the menu,
it's white. so something must be wrong. I explained that the
yolk is what makes omelettes yellow, and she didn‘t want egg
yolks, She's still mad. and yells again. And then realizes she
could eat while she's yelling, so she does. and I get to watch
her chew with her mouth open while she rants about eggs.
I'm exhausted and dying inside. She finally stops. I ask if she
wants a refill of tea, and she says yes. She’s quiet for the rest
of her meal, for which I am very grateful.
After she paid and left, I collected her receipt. On it, she wrote
in all caps “I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW EGGS WORK BUT
IT WAS YUMMY." She left a $20 biIl on the table as a tip. She
also left some pills in a bag that my manager sent to the
police, which were identified as some son of amphetamine.
Don't do drugs kids, you'll forget how eggs work.
% yazexa
The moral of the story wasn’t really what i expected, but it's
hilarious
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    • that’s your brain on egg whites
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    • The reason I know this didnt happen is because if she was tweeking on amphetamines, she would have no appetite. Plus, you work at Denny's, they didn't send anything into the police. Lame.
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    • Bro this 100% did not happen because I’ve taken amphetamines before and they don’t make you fucking retarded. Maybe like crack or meth, but amphetamines are adhd medicine. It makes you focus and honestly helps you remember stuff, not forget how eggs work.
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