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New rule:
stop bringing religion into things when comforting someone
New rule: stop bringing religion into things when comforting someone
Hello!
Could
Could get a refill on my drink, please?
Sure thing!
But first, you're going to have to take your top off.
WHAT?
WHAT DID HE JUST SAY TO ME?!?!?
HE COULDN'T HAVE SAID WHAT I THINK HE SAID.
MY GOD OH DO MAYBE 1 SHOUL
< HIM TO ANT MUST'VE HE/ ARD HIM fF; ACTUALLY !
THAT WIIAT \y GOD I NEED HEL
TERRIBLE HOUGII so MAYB AS JUST AYIN OH JEEZE WHAT
(ING ON TO MES = WANTED A FLD LON MY SPRIT) NOT WORTH IT SH GET a Oll JEEZE EVEN BEEN AND NOW WE'RE itisTOMETAMNY I AM NOT READY FORTH IMMITMENT ASK CLARIFY CLARIFY I What did you .-[-I'm just say? sorry... I
Y'know, 'cause we're not allowed
Y'know to touch the lids of your drinks.
But if you take off your top, then it's all good!
it's our new policy.
It's for sanitary reaso-
Hello! Could Could get a refill on my drink, please? Sure thing! But first, you're going to have to take your top off. WHAT? WHAT DID HE JUST SAY TO ME?!?!? HE COULDN'T HAVE SAID WHAT I THINK HE SAID. MY GOD OH DO MAYBE 1 SHOUL < HIM TO ANT MUST'VE HE/ ARD HIM fF; ACTUALLY ! THAT WIIAT \y GOD I NEED HEL TERRIBLE HOUGII so MAYB AS JUST AYIN OH JEEZE WHAT (ING ON TO MES = WANTED A FLD LON MY SPRIT) NOT WORTH IT SH GET a Oll JEEZE EVEN BEEN AND NOW WE'RE itisTOMETAMNY I AM NOT READY FORTH IMMITMENT ASK CLARIFY CLARIFY I What did you .-[-I'm just say? sorry... I Y'know, 'cause we're not allowed Y'know to touch the lids of your drinks. But if you take off your top, then it's all good! it's our new policy. It's for sanitary reaso-
4 SS I want pictures of that evil Phantom Menace
Jar Jar!
Rememberen kiddos, wit bombad power, comes hambad recnonsihility
4 SS I want pictures of that evil Phantom Menace Jar Jar! Rememberen kiddos, wit bombad power, comes hambad recnonsihility
Churches are great for prayer.
But so are cars and offices and back patios and long walks and bedrooms and kitchen tables.
Churches are great for prayer. But so are cars and offices and back patios and long walks and bedrooms and kitchen tables.
Sayeth "I beg thy pardon" once mare hencetorth. beseech ye. I twice beseech ye, layer of thy mother. Sayeth beg thy
just one more lord forsaken time.
la-
Sayeth "I beg thy pardon" once mare hencetorth. beseech ye. I twice beseech ye, layer of thy mother. Sayeth beg thy just one more lord forsaken time. la-
Before Thanos this Ranger almost took over the world with no army.Just him and a flute.
Kids these days wouldn't believe the amount of stress from watching Evil Tommy give the Power Rangers the business for 5 straight episodes.
Before Thanos this Ranger almost took over the world with no army.Just him and a flute. Kids these days wouldn't believe the amount of stress from watching Evil Tommy give the Power Rangers the business for 5 straight episodes.
A Tech Priest I drew as a Profile pic.
Pay no mind, and praise be unto the
Machine.
A Tech Priest I drew as a Profile pic. Pay no mind, and praise be unto the Machine.
CATHOLIC MARTYR SAINT OF THE DAY FOR JULY 28th
SAINT Stanley Rother PRAY FOR US!
He is the first martyr from the US
He sought and received permission to join the staff at the Oklahoma diocese's mission in Santiago Atitlan,
Guatemala. He served the native tribe of the Tz'utujil, who are decedents of the Mayans. Although he struggled with Latin in the seminary, Father Rother learned Spanish and the Tz'utujil language in Guatemala. He celebrated Mass in their language and helped translate the New Testament.
While he served in Guatemala, a civil war raged between the militarist government forces and the guerrillas.
Within a few months, three men entered the rectory around
1 a.m. on July 28, 1981, fought with Father Rother and then executed him. His death shocked the Catholic world. No one was ever held responsible. The people of Santiago Atitlan mourned the loss of their leader and friend. They requested that Father Rother's heart be kept in Guatemala where it remains enshrined today.
CATHOLIC MARTYR SAINT OF THE DAY FOR JULY 28th SAINT Stanley Rother PRAY FOR US! He is the first martyr from the US He sought and received permission to join the staff at the Oklahoma diocese's mission in Santiago Atitlan, Guatemala. He served the native tribe of the Tz'utujil, who are decedents of the Mayans. Although he struggled with Latin in the seminary, Father Rother learned Spanish and the Tz'utujil language in Guatemala. He celebrated Mass in their language and helped translate the New Testament. While he served in Guatemala, a civil war raged between the militarist government forces and the guerrillas. Within a few months, three men entered the rectory around 1 a.m. on July 28, 1981, fought with Father Rother and then executed him. His death shocked the Catholic world. No one was ever held responsible. The people of Santiago Atitlan mourned the loss of their leader and friend. They requested that Father Rother's heart be kept in Guatemala where it remains enshrined today.
Most people rejected His message.
George Lucas got many of his key concepts for Star Wars from Dune
They hated Jesus becaus:
He told them the truth. [Gal. I
Most people rejected His message. George Lucas got many of his key concepts for Star Wars from Dune They hated Jesus becaus: He told them the truth. [Gal. I
God Forgives, But don't
my wife can only sleep with lord of the rings playing
Travis Grady
28min
Add songs
I In My Rotimi, Bed Wale
Rotimi, Wale
She Likes To Watch
The Rippingtons
Frodo
@ KUKU$
Deliver
Lupe Fiasco
The One
The Chainsmokers
Ring Ding Dong
SHINee
To the Hellfire
Lorna Shore
my wife can only sleep with lord of the rings playing Travis Grady 28min Add songs I In My Rotimi, Bed Wale Rotimi, Wale She Likes To Watch The Rippingtons Frodo @ KUKU$ Deliver Lupe Fiasco The One The Chainsmokers Ring Ding Dong SHINee To the Hellfire Lorna Shore
WATER MAIN BURST
AT TIP OF CHRISTIAN SCIENCE CHURCH, DIXON IL
The guy who
built the pipe
The built the building
WATER MAIN BURST AT TIP OF CHRISTIAN SCIENCE CHURCH, DIXON IL The guy who built the pipe The built the building
because of Jesus,
I am loved.
because of Jesus, I am loved.
because of Jesus,
I have hope.
because of Jesus, I have hope.
because of Jesus,
I am made whole.
because of Jesus, I am made whole.
because of Jesus,
I find joy in the midst of trials.
because of Jesus, I find joy in the midst of trials.