Greek Mythology: Unfo Zeus was ho:
Norse Mythology: Un!
Egyptian Mythology: Set was envious.
Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susance was rude.
Unfortunately, Coyote had "a good idea".
Unfortunately you pissed off the Fae
Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from
Hove how everyone's mythology has some variation of "And then there was This Asshole"