American badgers look like they're about to drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you to demand money for their meth habit.
European badgers look like they're about to invite you over for a cup of tea and some custard creams at their little cottage in the countryside.
"Believe me if you could chew it, crush it,drop it or snort it I've done it, I've probably smoked more pot then all of you combined, I went to
Florida State and failed out freshman year now
I'm a professor"