• You wasnt exactly sure how to start this.
II
All day I've been listening to everything, that has been said,
everyone seems to think their teams will come out victorious in capture the flag, but I'm going to be honest here. It doesn't matter what anyone thinks is going to happen. All of these so called team mates have absolutely nothing in common, they all act as though they will be able to work together to create some sort of common good for the whole misguided team.
But newsflash you fuckin idiots! Everyone in IFPW is selfish!
HIGH
So tell me, what happens when you throw 4 selfis! le onto one team and expect them to cooperate, I'll tell ya what happens ya nerds, the whole damn thing explodes!
Trust me, it's no different over here in the red cartel, do you idiots actually think I like my captain? Doesn't anyone remember the fact that myself and the GoD saved Darby Allin from a savage attack at the hands of my "team leader"
Alberto Del Rio.. But here I am, expected to just keep my head down and do what I'm told, Sorry Jack that's not the way
shit gets done anymore! Chaos does what we want, when we want to do it.
HIGHSPOTS
No, all that is over now, there isn't anyone that I answer to
now, there isnt anyone that WE answer to anymore... Now I've
heard all the rumors and the whispers, everyone seems to
think that Kevin Steen is the leader of Chaos, well that's just
not the case, there is no leader in Chaos. We are a group of equals all with the same goal..
HIGH
LE
Now onto my opponent for tonight, This man is one of the greatest to truly ever lace up a pair of boots, This is a two time grand champion we are dealing with here, hell not just that, the man is dripping in accomplishments, least of which is lasting all the way to the end of the rumble match right next to me. Shawn can truly say that respect you and every
single thing that you've done.
HIGH
But tonight win, lose, or draw, you're just another step in my path to becoming the world heavyweight champion, nothing has changed..
HIGH Nothing.
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