• You're not an American. She's an
immigrant and we're a country of
immigrants
Thank you lewds4days, you're right, even
though 3/4s of my ancestral tree can be
traced back to the early 1700s and
scattered throughout
This country and I have direct ancestors
who served in almost every single war this
country has had even going as far as having
A direct ancestor who served on the Texas
legislature, illhan omar is more American than
me - A direct ancestor who served on the Texas legislature, illhan omar is more American than me
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    • I have ancestry from 1500’s scotsman
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    • I have ancestry from based land, so that means Im 100% based.
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    • We’ve traced my blood line to King Philip II
      Pasta 6 jun
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    • "Lewds4Days"
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    • Mother fuck America
      Sultan 6 jun
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    • Related to 2 presidents one was a beast one was a fucking degenerate
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    • That epic moment when your ancestor fought in the rev. War
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    • I hate that argument. No shit someone in our blood line immigrated here, that's literally how every single country is. People didn't just appear one day in everywhere except America
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    • I'm a quarter native the rest has been here since the 1700s. Officially more native American than that pocahontas bitch.
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    • My blood line indirectly traces to Suleiman the Magnificent
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      British 6 jun
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    • What an insufferable fucktard
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    • I know I had one in the revolutionary war
      KungFury 6 jun
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    • i know my paternal grandpa is pretty much 100% german and my paternal grandma is majority english/french, but i don’t know much about my moms side other than maybe a little dutch and more french.
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    • We all originated in Africa anyway but the chad ancestors left to live in the caucus mountains
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    • My ancestors came here in the late 1600's and conquered and settled here. Don't compare their achievements to a bunch of 5 foot nothing b3aners who hopped a fucking boat and got free shit.
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