• You know those college parties everyone enthuses about
attending? Holding on to that hope that their special moment
will appear, be it that they found their soulmate by pure chance
or finally finding a place to be able to kickback and relax for
once. Doesn't that just sound like a
dream? Well, for Maximus,
they're nothing but a dream. He has been on strict lockdown in
his dorm room
the entire semester, not that he's complaining
about it since the board of trustees was debating whether he
should even
be allowed to stay on campus. However, his mentor
thought it would be good for him. "Maybe this way, he can get a
feel for the college life." It was a
nice thought, but it didn't
exactly work out that way.
On the bright side, Maximus had the entirety of his dorm room to
himself, not that he had many belongings in the first place to fill
the with.
There was
lots of space because of that, making room
for his
many activities and hobbies which include staring up at the
ceiling tiles and counting each black dot on every tile then
repeat in case he had missed any of the dots the first fifty times
of him counting. Eh, doesn't sound like much fun, but what else
is there to do when all you've got as a social companion is a
teddy bear you got when you were
about time for checks, the college made it rule
that if you were living in the dorms then you had to be in your
rooms at a
certain time. A mentor would stop by each room
check if the student was in their designated area, if not they
would have to face a pretty nasty fine. Maximus always found it
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