You and a super intelligent snail both
get 1 million dollars, and you both
become immortal, however you die if
the snail touches you. It always knows
where you are and slowly crawls
toward you. What's your plan? Also, surviving the hurricane ok?
Is this an amphibious snail?
Well he's immortal so he can go anywhere
Do I get to know where he is? Nope, but he knows where you are
Okay. First I move to Hawaii. Let's say
snails move on average 0.03 mph. To
I'd move to Maui, which is 3,815 miles
away. He would have to travel for
127,167 hours to reach me, or about
14.5 years. 7 years after moving to
Maui, I would move to Rome to ensure
entire Pacific Ocean or tum around
and travel back through the Panama.
Canal. I would continue calculating
how long it takes him to get halfway to
continents at the halfway point. This
also prevents people from noticing me
not aging or getting sick.
Additionally, immediately invest 1/4 of
the money, put 1/2 in savings/safe
bonds with high interest rates, and
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living off dividends of my investments.
He unmatched me after this. I was just trying to
response is the ENTIRE POINT of this