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You and a super intelligent snail both
get 1 million dollars, and you both
become immortal, however you die if
the snail touches you. It always knows
where you are and slowly crawls
toward you. What's your plan? Also, surviving the hurricane ok?
Is this an amphibious snail?
Well he's immortal so he can go anywhere
Do I get to know where he is? Nope, but he knows where you are
Okay. First I move to Hawaii. Let's say
snails move on average 0.03 mph. To
ESOS
I'd move to Maui, which is 3,815 miles
away. He would have to travel for
127,167 hours to reach me, or about
14.5 years. 7 years after moving to
Maui, I would move to Rome to ensure
cur) AS
entire Pacific Ocean or tum around
and travel back through the Panama.
Canal. I would continue calculating
how long it takes him to get halfway to
AAA O
continents at the halfway point. This
also prevents people from noticing me
not aging or getting sick.
Additionally, immediately invest 1/4 of
the money, put 1/2 in savings/safe
bonds with high interest rates, and
UM ER CN ido Bi RU CIA
living off dividends of my investments.
He unmatched me after this. I was just trying to
be thorough
EA ENS
response is the ENTIRE POINT of this
question @techtonicactivity
cornedsyrup cornedsyrup
6 jul 2020

You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the snail touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you. What's your plan? Also, surviving the hurricane ok? Is this an amphibious snail? Well he's immortal so he can go anywhere Do I get to know where he is? Nope, but he knows where you are Okay. First I move to Hawaii. Let's say snails move on average 0.03 mph. To ESOS I'd move to Maui, which is 3,815 miles away. He would have to travel for 127,167 hours to reach me, or about 14.5 years. 7 years after moving to Maui, I would move to Rome to ensure cur) AS entire Pacific Ocean or tum around and travel back through the Panama. Canal. I would continue calculating how long it takes him to get halfway to AAA O continents at the halfway point. This also prevents people from noticing me not aging or getting sick. Additionally, immediately invest 1/4 of the money, put 1/2 in savings/safe bonds with high interest rates, and UM ER CN ido Bi RU CIA living off dividends of my investments. He unmatched me after this. I was just trying to be thorough EA ENS response is the ENTIRE POINT of this question @techtonicactivity