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asked a guy for a dick pic and he sent
me a video of himself gaming and said
'later' - King
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    • Never send a girl a dick pick, everyone has heard this but im just reminding you that its for blackmail
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    • nice dick babe, gaming rn tho
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    • I have never fucking met a girl who wanted a dick pic
      carlson 23 jun
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    • "you think a woman wants a picture of your penis to pleasure herself? No. It's for blackmail, Mason. Always remember that." —Viktor Reznov
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    • I asked a girl “do women actually like getting dick pics or is it just for blackmail/dirt” and she came out and straight up said “i never knew a girl who liked dick pics if a woman ever ask for one its 99% of the time for blackmail.”
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    • If she asks for a dick pic, send a picture of a disappointed looking Richard Nixon
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    • jcom9070 23 jun
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    • he ain’t in the mood thot
      Chaz 22 jun
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    • There. Enjoy.
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    • I just want a dude to game with. Is that too much to ask
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    • I just send this
      baxpace 23 jun
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    • 6ix9inee 23 jun
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    • AirplaneFact!: Nudes are the worst. Better to use your time on the internet bettering yourself ;)
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    • Since when do girls actively ask for dick pics? She a ho
      Dylancyte 23 jun
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    • Despite the bottom text I did not do this.
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    • Never send a girl a dick pic. Especially if she asks. She'll just show her friends and laugh
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    • g_led01 23 jun
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    • Blackmail yourself with your own dick pics, kings. Don’t let women have that kind of power over you.
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    • Good one, no one wants to see a dick pick.
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    • Feel bad for y'all who are so insecure about your junk that you think someone could blackmail you with it
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    • Dick pics are blackmail. Videos of you jerking off with the sound on so we can hear your breathing and shit is for other reasons.
      falli 23 jun
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    • I've made it a rule to never give my snap to anyone from xbox. Literally the first thing any guy wants to talk about is their own dick and showing me when I am clearly uninterested in the entire topic and tell then I don't want to see anything.
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    • Idk why everyone is saying girls don't like dick pics. I have had plenty of endeavors with women who wanted to see my dick and never used it as anything maliciously
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    • What you guys don't understand is that men send so many dick pics that the value of them dropped due to high supply. While the value of women pics are high because of low supply, so tell your local fat ugly bastard and simp to stop it
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    • Will you send one back though?
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    • Too busy looking for Korra to send dick pics
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    • It's for leverage, send a dick pic and just know she's showing it to her friends to make fun of you, my bro did it and now every girl we know knows what his pecker looks like
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    • Alotta shit bout blackmail but if you got a massive dong there's no downside cuz if the bitch tryna blackmail ya everyone just going yo king kong porno dong then she gonna feel stupid
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    • Speaking of dicks. That’s the reason I don’t want a relationship, because I know that if I break up with her, she’s just gonna dick shame me.
      Koolmems 23 jun
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    • If a girl ask for dic pic say you first
      LOW_key 23 jun
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    • Gosh I hate this world
      Grandson 23 jun
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    • Why is there so much porn!?
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    • I have and play so many games but nobody to play with. (PC)
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    • Bitch be gone
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    • Fake and gay. Bot account?
      Doctor_O 24 jun
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    • Kinf
      Dr_Durag 24 jun
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    • Man I'll Instagram a dick pic you can all get fucked.
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    • I got my first job today!! I'm so excited, so y'all have any advice
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    • Sent a girl one before cause she wanted it and i genuinely wanted to know what kind of reaction id get she said it looked good so alls well on that end (yes ik black mail shit but like she’s on the internet and she didn’t really know my real name or anything so what evs)
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    • Lot of people claiming they only use them for blackmail. I'll just come out and say I used to send tons to just about anyone that asked or agreed and not once has any kind of threat ever been brought up even as a joke
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    • Or just google a dick pic, crop it and send to her
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    • Now if a guy asked a girl for a booty pic or a pic of her tits and she said later, all hell would break loose.
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    • never send a dick pic. it’s blackmail
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    • What kind of girl actually wants a weenie pic?
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    • Barney supports gamers
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    • He just beat his meat
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    • Yeah that never happened
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    • lol
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    • Chad
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    • I've been told by every girl I've slept with has said I was a "great conversationalist" and later that I have a "nice looking penis", and "very clean looking"
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    • Nice dick babe, but I'm gaming rn 👍
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    • Autauga 23 jun
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    • I’d say, bitch I’m not hard, send me a nude first, then I’m in the clear of its for blackmail
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    • Smol PP?
      krizwar 26 jun
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    • Wtf kind of blackmail is a girl going to get with a dick pic? Send it to all her friends? K why would I care?
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    • if you say girls keep dick pics for “blackmail” you just dont got a dick youre confident in
      Chiryo 26 jun
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    • Gaming on pornhub
      xTylerx 26 jun
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    • I just want a consistent squad... 😞😞
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    • It's for leverage? What fucking leverage? Tbh i don't think most guys would take that as a threat, go ahead and post my dick somewhere, see how much everyone and i care lol. Fact of the matter is a dudes nudes is worthless, a women however is respected so people care about those nudes
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    • I mean if they're in a relationship its okay for a partner to ask for a pic (personally not into nudes)
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    • Even if she’s just gonna show it to other people, my face ain’t in it so it’s just based off of her word. & if or when they believe her, they’re gonna know just how much shmeat I’m packin 😏
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    • Straight adjacent what now
      RNDA 26 jun
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    • wait, some women actually enjoy dick pics? Impossible
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    • King
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    • So, you got your dick pic. Just not the penis pic.
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    • It's not blackmail, it's free advertising.
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    • Did you smash?
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    • I’ve been dating my girl for 4 years. We’ve had bad arguments and basically broken up and when it happened I watched her delete the pictures I sent her and made me delete the pics she sent me. I think some girls do use the pictures for pleasure. But probably not most of them
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    • Sounds like me lmao
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    • I’ve met plent if girls who want dick pics and actively let you know they’re horny even friends. Apparently this isn’t normal everywhere by the comments
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    • Thank you Reznov
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    • So... am I the only one who’s asked but actually wanted one? Ive literally never even thought about using them as blackmail. It’s happened to me tho.
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    • He got a small penis
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    • Fuckin legend
      snow_dick 25 jun
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    • That was a dick move so technically he did send a dick pic
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    • I beg the homies for dick pics all the time but don’t even get that good of a response
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    • I cant be blackmailed cuz mines actually big lmao
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    • Dont lower yourself to that level
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    • Hell nah if I gotta stop doing what I'm doing then you gotta stop to unless its online in which case where my invite
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    • We don't simp anymore hoe.
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    • He nailed it
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    • I don’t care if a girl ever uses it for blackmail. “Oh nooo! Now everyone knows I’m hung like a moose!”
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    • CRS6132 25 jun
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    • Yeah a picture of your shlong isn't for pleasure purposes, it's not that exciting sorry guys
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    • Don't send a dick Pic trust me
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    • Go ahead and blackmail me w my own dick pic. My face ain’t in it and it’s free advert for me. After I broke up w my girl I randomly got hit up by her friends
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    • We all know she was gonna use it for blackmail
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    • Oh of course when the girl asks for pics you call her a slut but when you guys ask girls there’s nothing wrong?
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    • Regardless of what you all say, there ARE women who genuinely enjoy dick pics. Just gotta be careful who you send them to
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    • 👏MEN👏ARE👏NOT👏OBJECTS👏THEY👏ARE👏HUMAN👏BEINGS 👏
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    • Girl if you want me to take a dick pic you'll need me to take a fucking X-RAY.
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