Wot thefak did yejust say 2 me m8? i dropped out ofnewcastle primary skool im the sickest hlake ul] ever meet & ive nicked ava 300 chocolate globbemaughtsfmm tha corner shop. im trained in xtreetﬁtin’ & im the strongestfoker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me hut a cheeky Ii] hellemt' w/ afir mum & fakebling, ill waste u and smash afokin bottle aeryer head bruv, [ swer. ya think u canjbkin run ya gabher at me whilst sittin art yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboy: rite now preparinfor a proper scrap. A roomble that]! make ur nan sw'ejus hearin about it. yer a waste bmv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper ["o/(in pulp with meﬁsts wanka. [fi aint satisﬁed w/ that ill barrow me m8s cricket paddle & see Ifthat gets u the_fbk out a' newcastle ya daft kum. ij'ye had seen this bloodyfokin mess commit: ye might a’kept ya gabberfram runnín, but it seems yea stupid [i] twat, innit? [ma Shitefury & ul! drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess Imob.