Waking up to 75 missed calls & the
iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap.
= aa
LovesTacos LovesTacos
26 sep 2020
Waking up to 75 missed calls & the iconic "HAVE A NICE LIFE" text, because you took a nap. = aa
The Cultured Ruffian
@CulturedRuffian
There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh.....
Lieutenant Les Burney
Sun Prairie Fire
PM - 03 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android
AnimeandNightcore AnimeandNightcore
5 nov 2020
The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh..... Lieutenant Les Burney Sun Prairie Fire PM - 03 Feb 20 - Twitter for Android
chromosome_dealer chromosome_dealer
23 sep 2020
yo where the fuck my rtrain ene ann
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college*
Recruiter at the mall:
You'll be a soldier.
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
23 dec 2020
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college* Recruiter at the mall: You'll be a soldier.
People who play video games: didn't
think I was being loud"
Also people who play video games:
@BorderlineBrat
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan
People who play video games: didn't think I was being loud" Also people who play video games: @BorderlineBrat
Me: *wanting to get on playground*
Random kid out of nowhere:
Random kid
SLIMJESUS2 SLIMJESUS2
8d
Me: *wanting to get on playground* Random kid out of nowhere: Random kid
When someone out of your league starts flirting with you
Jo3Jo3Sr Jo3Jo3Sr
25 may
When someone out of your league starts flirting with you
Stay Back to the Futmse mashups by Thinty
UrkelBot UrkelBot
1 may
Stay Back to the Futmse mashups by Thinty
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing
I'm fighting for my fucking lite
Cocorulez Cocorulez
4 nov 2020
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing I'm fighting for my fucking lite
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon
@dumb.joeg
MRTHICCEMS MRTHICCEMS
28 may
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon @dumb.joeg
So January is next year.. Next month..
and next week ?
Chickabo Chickabo
28 dec 2020
So January is next year.. Next month.. and next week ?
AwkwardCutie122 AwkwardCutie122
6 aug 2020
© Based on: cutestwhiskers
My cat likes to roar like
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric
Tiggywinkles
When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
fickle_citysupre_v8 fickle_citysupre_v8
19 sep 2020
'Exotic' bird turns out to be a gull covered in curry or turmeric Tiggywinkles When you get hired and they find out you aren't actually fluent in 3 languages
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember
you forgot your backpack
mikaylahi
16 jun
When your mom calls you responsible all the you way to school and you remember you forgot your backpack
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole.
shove $1 in your booty hole
CatfishingSTL CatfishingSTL
25 sep 2020
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole. shove $1 in your booty hole
GorillaGrodd GorillaGrodd
27 sep 2020
TikTok me at 18 imagining my life when I'm 30 with 3 kids & 2 dogs
7year old me at Zam debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
AP
papa_comet papa_comet
18 dec 2020
7year old me at Zam debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon AP
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but
they broadcast it on BBC
DoctorRockso DoctorRockso
22 jan 2021
When you finally get recognized for something other than porn but they broadcast it on BBC
CRAZYGAMERDUDE0 CRAZYGAMERDUDE0
28 sep 2020
© Based on: clout9clips3
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