“Why are fire trucks red"
Here is what I found:
ﬁre trucks red?
Because mey have eight wheels and four people on
them, and four plus eight is twelve, and rims are
twelve inches in a foot, and one fem is a ruler, and
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth
was also a ship, and the ship saíled lhe seas, and in
the seas are ﬁsh, and ﬁsh have ﬁns, and the Finns
ﬁre trucks are always "russian" around.
Well, now I know why there red. - Well, now I know why there red.